The Wanderer and Yarnus foolishly meddle in my domain

[waterwarrior]

"Hey, guess what? Both of you can go fuck yourselves. Thank you."

Body Slam + Body Slam combo (Alexander)

Post-Round stats:

Alexander
HP: 27
EN: 28
Burned (2 DPA)
Light Screen (3a)
Disabled (Wild Charge, 4a)

Zap!
HP: 18
EN: 21
+1 SpA (permanent)

Gelaldy
HP: 115
EN: -

RNG roll (for Speed ties) 37 = Zap
One action fun:

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Action 1
Alexander used Magnet Rise! (5 EN)

Psybeam + Psybeam -> Gelaldy
Psybeam combo -> Gelaldy (32 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 16 = no crit
((7x2.25)+6-9.5)(1.5) +1.75 = 20 DMG
Zap is exhausted!
Zap fainted!

Body Smash -> Alexander
RNG rolls = irrelevant
((12x2.25)+3+9.5-3) = 37 DMG
Alexander fainted!

As Alexander foolishly takes time to make himself levitate again, Zap fires off a MegaPsybeam, officially putting Gelaldy under 50% health! However, Zap didn't have enough energy to survive the combo, and fainted! With only two left, Gelaldy jumped up and used a giant Body Smash on Alexander, KO'ing him instantly!

Post-Round stats:

Alexander
HP: -10
EN: KO
Light Screen (2a)

Zap!
HP: KO
EN: -11

Gelaldy
HP: 95
EN: -

No post necessary for the next poke sent in
Yarnus makes his actions first

 

[Yarnus of Bethany]

Earthquake + Earthquake, cooldown, Earthquake
If earthquake is disabled, on action three use Rock Side, which because of how gigantic Gelady is should only hit him.

Not to sound arrogant, but munchlax will be doing the most damage, so a taunt would be extremely helpful. Good luck to us both!

PS: I looked at your mon again, and I think it will do better roaring and protecting me than doing damage itself (seriously, it has attack rank 2 and only fury swipes as an attack).

 

[The Wanderer]

Unfortunately, I can't use protect on you since this is a standard battle and we're technically not allies, or taunt Gelaldy since he's immune to it. Sadly, I'm afraid offense is my only option here.

"<Ugh. As much as I'd rather not get anywhere near that abomination, the Mon-keigh has a point.>"

That said...there is some silver lining to this.

Protect -> Mighty Flayer (Focus Energy + Fury Swipes) -> Cooldown

 

[waterwarrior]

"Fucking hell, Gelaldy might ACTUALLY do down. I didn't even know that was possible O.o"

Will-o-Wisp (Zzz) -> Will-o-Wisp (Elaine) -> Focus Blast (Zzz)

Pre-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 90
EN: 100

Zzz!
HP: 120
EN: 100

Gelaldy
HP: 95
EN: -

RNG roll (for Speed ties, 1-50 Elaine 51-100 Gelaldy) 35, 89, 64 = Elaine, Gelaldy x2
Come on RNG, don't screw me over!

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Action 1
Elaine used Protect! (7 EN)

Will-o-Wisp -> Zzz
RNG roll (to hit) 20 = hit
Zzz was burned!

Earthquake combo (36 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 13/10 = no crits
Gelaldy: ((7.5x2.25)-3+4.5-9.5)(2.25) = 19 DMG
Elaine: ((7.5x2.25)-3+(3-3)1.5) = 14 DMG = 6 EN
RNG roll (Cursed Body) 95 = no disable

Burn DMG -> Zzz

Action 2
Will-o-Wisp -> Elaine
RNG roll (to hit) 19 = hit
Elaine was burned!

Zzz must cool down!

Mighty Flayer -> Gelaldy (12 EN)
RNG roll (to hit, <=80 hit) 20 = hit
RNG roll (for hits) 3 = 3 hits
((3x2.25)+3+3-9.5) = 3 DMG

Burn DMG -> both

Action 3
Focus Blast -> Zzz
RNG roll (to hit, <-70 hit) 40 = hit :O
RNG roll (to crit) 13 = no crit
RNG roll (to lower SpD) 100 = no lower
(12+9.5-4.5)(1.5) = 26 DMG

Elaine must cool down!

EQ (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 11/13 = neither crit
Gelaldy: (7.5-3+4.5-9.5)(1.5) = 0 DMG
Elaine: (7.5-3+(3-3)1.5) = 5 DMG

Burn DMG -> both

Sorry, no flavor right now. Barely had enough time to ref as is :(

Post-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 81
EN: 75
Burned (2 DPA)

Zzz!
HP: 88
EN: 57
Burned (2 DPA)

Gelaldy
HP: 73
EN: -

 

[Yarnus of Bethany]

A few things:
Does taunt count as a status condition?
Where did the 5.25 come from?
The Focus Energy in the combo should give the attack high crit chances for the three Swipes.
Gelady has a four times weakness to earthquakes, right?
I think you do your calcs differently than I do; but can you clarify whether you calculate misses as 1? I think the normal thing is to have it hit up to 9, and miss at 10.

 

[waterwarrior]

1. Im pretty sure it counts
2. (10-3)x.75 = 5.25
3. What's with me and misreading combos... I'll redo that tomorrow (can't do it right now)
4. Yea, ur right, he does. I'll fix that tomorrow too.
5. I do it the normal way, higher #'s = miss, where does that affect anything?

 

[The Wanderer]

Hmm...yeah, my own calculations say the earthquake combo should have done around 19 damage instead of 10. Burn penalty comes AFTER the multiplier. Mighty Flayer's damage is about right, though. Speaking of which...

Mighty Flayer (Gelaldy) -> Cooldown -> Protect

 

[Yarnus of Bethany]

Earthquake + Earthquake, cooldown, Protect

 

[waterwarrior]

Last round is all fixed up, I'll ref as soon as I can. Its a busy week for me, but I'm trying my best.

 

[waterwarrior]

"Hmmm... It appears that this will have to end through energy exhaustion rather than brute force. Well then, since you so graciously decided that The Wanderer should protect you, how about you go down first?"

Sludge Bomb (Zzz) -> Sludge Bomb (Elaine) -> Focus Blast (Zzz)

Oh, and I realized that Fury Swipes always crits due to Focus Energy, so I substracted 3 HP from Gelaldy to the beginning of this round.

Pre-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 81
EN: 75
Burned (2 DPA)

Zzz!
HP: 88
EN: 57
Burned (2 DPA)

Gelaldy
HP: 70
EN: -

No Mister Zzz, I expect you to DIE!

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Action 1
Sludge Bomb -> Zzz
RNG roll (to crit) 12 = no crit
RNG roll (to poison, <=30 poison) 12 = poison (RNG be trollin')
(9+3+9.5-4.5) = 17 DMG

Mighty Flayer -> Gelaldy (12 EN)
RNG roll (to hit, <=80 hit) 34 = hit
RNG roll (for hits) 2 = 2 hits
((2x2.25)+3+3+3-9.5) = 4 DMG
RNG roll (Cursed Body) 77 = no disable

Earthquake combo (36 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 11/16 = no crits
Gelaldy: ((7.5x2.25)-3+4.5-9.5)(2.25) = 19 DMG
Elaine: ((7.5x2.25)-3+(3-3)1.5) = 14 DMG
RNG roll (Cursed Body) 95 = no disable

Burn DMG -> both
Poison DMG -> Zzz (2 DMG)

Action 2
Sludge Bomb -> Zzz
RNG roll (to crit) 3 = no crit
RNG roll (to poison, <=30 poison) 96 = no poison
(9+3+9.5-4.5) = 17 DMG

Both must cool down!

After-turn effects -> both

Action 3
Elaine used Protect! (7 EN)

Zzz used Protect! (7 EN)

Focus Blast -> Zzz
RNG roll (to hit, <=70 hit) 52 = hit
RNG roll (to crit) 6 = no crit
RNG roll (to lower SpD) 37 = no lower
(12+9.5-4.5)(1.5) = 26 DMG = 10 EN

After-turn effects -> both

As both of the trainer's Pokemon charge up for an attack, Gelaldy gathers from poison from his stomach and spits it back out at Zzz, actually poisoning him due to the RNG being a troll! Elaine then sprang up and released her Mighty Flayer again, still barely scratching Gelaldy! Zzz then jumped up and down repeatedly, shaking the ground with his sheer weight, causing massive damage for both Gelaldy and Elaine!

As both Pokemon can't attack this turn, and take deep breaths so they can strike again, Gelaldy decides that well, equality is important, and gives Elaine a little Sludge Bomb of her own!

Wanting to defend from any strikes from Gelaldy, both Pokemon act in unison again and set up some barriers! Gelaldy then tightened his focus for a moment, and fired a giant blast at Zzz's barrier, almost KO'ing him from exhaustion!

"You may have your chills, but its not enough to save you Yarnus, and you can't stall forever. Looks like I win~"

Post-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 44
EN: 56
Burned (2 DPA)

Zzz!
HP: 59
EN: 4
Burned (2 DPA)
Poisoned (2 DPA)

Gelaldy
HP: 47
EN: -

 

[Yarnus of Bethany]

Alright, looks like I'm losing. But we will not go down without a fight! ( just kidding)
chill, chill, chill

I have to hope for hax or for Gelady to not show favorites. But if not, I can feel honored that Gelady focused his attention solely on me.

On a side note, every single battle I've last has been from energy. I wish The Wanderer good luck, but I doubt his puny Scratchet can do anything useful.

 

[The Wanderer]

Actually, once one of us goes down, the battle is over. Remember that it's you or me that has to be defeated; not the big ugly head. That said...

Roost -> Chill -> Roost

 

[waterwarrior]

"Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, your actions lulled me to sleep. That and I'm incredibly busy this week."

Tectonic Destruction (EQ combo) -> cooldown -> Earthquake

Pre-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 44
EN: 56
Burned (2 DPA)

Zzz!
HP: 59
EN: 4
Burned (2 DPA)
Poisoned (2 DPA)

Gelaldy
HP: 47
EN: -

The round of near-nothingness:

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Action 1
Elaine used Roost! (11 EN)
Elaine regained 20 HP!

Zzz chilled! (+12 EN)

Tectonic Destruction
RNG roll (to crit) 5/2 = no crits
Both: ((7.5x2.25)+9.5-4.5) = 22 DMG

After-turn DMG -> Both

Action 2
Elaine / Zzz chilled! (+12 EN)

Gelaldy must cool down!

After turn -> Both

Action 3
Elaine used Roost! (11 EN)
Elaine regained 20 HP!

Zzz chilled! (+12 EN)

Earthquake -> Both
RNG roll (to crit) 9/6 = no crits
Both: (7.5+5) = 13 DMG

After-turn -> Both

As Elaine landed on the ground to regain health and Zzz chilled so it could make an action without fainting, Gelaldy smashes the ground while letting out the same mighty roar, sending out a Tectonic Destruction, dealing massive damage to both Elaine and Zzz!

Everyone chills or cools down. BEST. ACTION. EVER.

As Elaine and Zzz just chill/ recover again, Gelaldy roars and sends off a single Earthquake, nearly KO'ing Zzz and almost negating Elaine's Roost!

Once again Yarnus, it appears its over~

Post-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 43
EN: 48
Burned (2 DPA)

Zzz!
HP: 12
EN: 40
Burned (2 DPA)
Poisoned (2 DPA)

Gelaldy
HP: 47
EN: -

 

[The Wanderer]

Well, time for the epic last-ditch effort! Elaine! Tear the shit out of this big ugly head!

Mighty Flayer -> Cooldown -> Chill

 

[Yarnus of Bethany]

Hax, please?
Metronome (Shadow Force, Pain Split, Dig, Teleport, Close Combat, Transform, Drill Peck, Surf, Rock Slide, Heal Order)+ Metronome (Fake Out, Ice Shard, Mach Punch, Agility, Teleport, Bullet Punch, Shadow Force, Sucker Punch, Heal Order, Roost), cooldown, Earthquake

If "killed", then play dead until we come back for revenge.

 

[waterwarrior]

"Goodbye."

Earthquake

Pre-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 43
EN: 48
Burned (2 DPA)

Zzz!
HP: 12
EN: 40
Burned (2 DPA)
Poisoned (2 DPA)

Gelaldy
HP: 47
EN: -

Yea, I'm a troll. Problem?

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Action 1
EQ -> Both
RNG rolls = irrelevant
13 DMG each
Zzz fainted!
Gelaldy The Wanderer wins!

As Gelaldy let out a giant laugh instead of a roar, the ground shook, and Zzz was launched straight into the air, landing into the lava surrounding the battlefield, torching his already fainted body before yarnus returned it to its Poke Ball. "Well fools, that was actually quite interesting. Congratulations to both of you, you get to leave with all of your body parts still attached to yourself. Although, if you ever come back... Well, let's just say, Gelaldy has an evolved form. It doesn't hold back at all. Now leave, before I change my mind."

Post-Round stats:

Elaine
HP: 30
EN: 48

Zzz!
HP: -1
EN: KO

Gelaldy
HP: 47
EN: -


Rewards!

The Wanderer gains a win and 2 CC!
Alexander gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 DC
Lucius gets 1 EC and 2 MC
Elaine gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 DC

Yarnus gains a loss and 2 CC!
Zzz gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 DC
Zap gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 DC
Pow gets 1 EC and 2 MC


I snag 7 sexy UC.

Thanks for allowing me to kick your asses, both of you!

 

[The Wanderer]

Well, we tried, Yarnus. Maybe we'll take down this big ugly head next time.

And thanks for the reffage, Water. The battle gave me plenty of feedback on this arena, I appreciate your efforts.

EDIT: And by saying Gelaldy has an evolved form, I assume you mean this.

 

[Yarnus of Bethany]

Umm, please roll for my random of death. It could contain a priority move, and so allow me to KO Elain.

 

[waterwarrior]

Umm, please roll for my random of death. It could contain a priority move, and so allow me to KO Elain.

Wrong. Metronome's move will be chosen at -2 priority, if it is a priority move, it doesn't matter in the slightest. There is no time-travelling priority.