*sigh*...Again...
Well, as they say, failure is the mortar of the wall of success.
Hehe, of course...by the way, you two work here, right?
Haaaaaaai~!
Does Ben Lad still work here, by chance?
Indeed, but he's currently unavailable...he departed for one of his excursions a few days ago.
...Excursion? Where'd he go?
Across the mountains. He should be back by tonight.
Ah...I see...
Hm? Do you have business with Benjamin?
Yeah. He's got a pokemon of mine I asked him to babysit a while back. Tried calling him, but I think he changed phones or something...
Now that you mention it...I think Ben-chan got a new phone after he came back from Egypt...
Egypt? He took Auroch to Egypt?! That son of a - if he's trying anything funny here, I swear I'll...
You know, the chief has Benjamin's number. Perhaps we can call him ourselves...
*cutaway to My Fair Irene*
Shaymin, huh? Never heard of him.
Yeah, from what I gather, he's a really rare one. Turns out he can morph through a flower called a Gracidea. Might not have been the best move bringing him one-
♫WAAAAAR AND AAAAANGER SHALL REEEEEIGN! (THE CLASH OF IRON CAN BE HEARD!)♫
Oh shit, the chief!
♫THROUGH BLIIIIIINDNESS YOU'RE DRIIIIVEN INSAAAAAANE! (IIIII'M LOST IN AAAAAANGUISH AND GRIEF!)♫
...You gonna get that, Boss?
♫SORROW WON'T WAAAANE TILL YOU DIIIIIIE! (A SHATTERED BODY DEEPLY HURT!)♫
You kidding?! After the purse incident?! I didn't even have anything to do with that!
Maybe he's calling to apologize.
Bullshit.
Just pick it up, Boss.
...You know your head's on the line too, right?
♫AND DARRRRKNESS WILL COOOOOVER THE LII-♫
Look chief, I know you think I probably did it, but-
[Save it, Ben. You've got some explaining to do.]
...Wait...El?