The Well #-1 - ?????

Status
Not open for further replies.
> How deep is the well though? Maybe we can fill the well with rocks until the man is able to get out by himself....
...or bury him in it

You look back down the well. Looks like it might be a couple hundred feet deep... 300 at a push... 500 tops.​

> :)

But he heard the plan, right? [ERROR: asset blobnom.ogg not found]

You smile at the man.
​
⁕ Why couldn't I just be saved by someone normal...
 
Hello, let us have a conversation.
I am a human.
I am talking like a normal human being.
This is a conversation normal human beings would have.
Yes.
 
⁕ Hello, let us have a conversation.
⁕ I am a human.
⁕ I am talking like a normal human being.
⁕ This is a conversation normal human beings would have.
⁕ Yes.

⁕ ...

It is 12pm.​
 
Ask the person to look for an exit in the well since they couldn't have fallen into the well (because its too deep) :D

"Maybe shifting those stones reveals a secret passage or whatever :>"
 
> Ask the person to look for an exit in the well since they couldn't have fallen into the well (because its too deep) :D

⁕ What is wrong with you? I'm pretty sure I've broken my legs! You're really gonna blame me for getting into this well?

⁕ When someone finds me down here they're gonna blame... you for... oh god.

The hopelessness of the situation truly dawns on him.
His one chance of escaping certain death is either too incompetent to understand the gravitas of the situation... or too psychopathic to care.
The worst thing? Nobody would know. After all, the only reason anyone peered into the well in the first place was because a living breathing human being was calling to them. He knew that he'd starve before anyone else came to help... and that this blithering idiot would face no consequences for leaving him here.​

⁕ "Maybe shifting those stones reveals a secret passage or whatever :>"

The man starts crying.​
 
CaffeineBoost said:
View attachment 420175
You're walking in a field. It's lunch time, and you've brought your favourite: ham and cheese sandwiches.

You find a spot to rest, a humble well. Sitting on the well, you pull out your flask of water and unwrap the tinfoil containing your pocket-sized feast.
​
⁕ H-Hey! You there! Oh thank god somebody's here... I've been here for a few days... can you get me out of here?

You look down the well. Sure enough, it contains a man in an unbuttoned shirt. His hair is disheveled and you can safely assume he hasn't shaved for a bit.

It is 10am. What do you do?​
Click to expand...

I'd like to be that person that can afford taking strolls in fields at 10:00am with the purpose of finding a well so I can proceed to eat my "lunch" mind you in morning time..... yet my beverage is plain water. Ahhh....I'll get there.

Oh yeah, what would I do? If I'm that guy already, yeah I'd help that poor soul.... idk, go where there's signal and call the fireman, who knows, maybe I'll save a sandwich for him.
 
> I ask the man to hold on for a moment while I see the possible commands.

⁕ The hell *sob* does that even mean?

> help

You attempt to help the man, but how?​
 
⁕ I'd like to be that person that can afford taking strolls in fields at 10:00am with the purpose of finding a well so I can proceed to eat my "lunch" mind you in morning time..... yet my beverage is plain water. Ahhh....I'll get there.

⁕ I have no idea what you're talking about... lunch? Did you throw down your lunch? And why did you pour your flask into this well in the first place? Look, as soon as I'm out of here... I'll get you something to eat, huh? Will that motivate you? Please just... help.

> Oh yeah, what would I do? If I'm that guy already, yeah I'd help that poor soul.... idk, go where there's signal and call the fireman, who knows, maybe I'll save a sandwich for him.

Finally coming to your senses, you abandon the man (though only temporarily). You head toward the nearest village only to notice there doesn't seem to be anyone there... how peculiar... at this time of day the streets should have some people having their lunch break (you know, at a sensible time).

You check your watch to see that it's 1pm.

Finally having received a signal, you open your mobile telecommunications device, and punch in the number for the emergency services

!roll d6
<2>

But alas, the number is just too damn difficult for you to remember. You're sure there's a 9 in it somewhere... isn't there?​
 
i whip out my iphone and say "Hey Siri, how do i get a man with no legs out of a well?"
 
> Tell him that the village is empty and ask where he came from

With ample time to waste, you walk back to the well and tell the man there that the village is empty. You ask where he came from​

⁕ The village is empty? Like the whole village? Wo- I'm... from Ingomsbury... sorry, what does this have to do with anything? I'm in this well, that's all that matters, also you've just told me an entire village is deserted.

> And ask him what the number for 911 is while we're at it

⁕ ...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top