Avaunt, poor knaves who speaketh in present vernacular. May ill fortune befall thee who speaketh in present vernacular, as thine intent shalt be to speaketh in olden vernacular. Pledge thineself to olden speak, as it hath sophistication and wit. Doth this fainly, and want solemness. Now, go forth and speaketh as thine should, for thou hath the ability to prateth hither.