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Round 5: No, it is not legal. Your tears must be genuine!
*Las Vegas has been ravaged by gargantuan sandworms. It is believed to be the work of a machine powered by Kim Jong-Il's kidney, found in a crashed zeppelin manned by howler monkeys...oh yeah, and Voile fell to a Mach Punch.*
Order: Zorua, Tyrogue
Action 1 Voile used Sucker Punch!
-Crit chance: 7069 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * .67 = 8.38 damage Tae used Ma...oh, you know how it goes. Gem used Fake Tears!
But the sub was illegal! Numbers:
-Zorua: -5 HP, -5 EN
-Tyrogue: -8 (8.38) HP, -3 EN
Gemoftheday (OXO):
Voile
HP: KO
EN: 14
Stats: 3/2/2/2/75
Abilities: Illusion
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: +13 accuracy
Other: None
Probably stop hogging the spotlight and go back to reffing.
Reffi-oh right, that. Alright then...
So, from what I gather, Tae took down Vwhatsit in the last round, so Gem sent out her Ralts, known as Castette. Anyway, she starts out trying to link with Tae's mind and Disable his ability to endure...but can't, since he hasn't used it yet. Meanwhile, the Tyrogue punishes her for this by leaping into the air and slamming a Hi Jump Kick into her face! Ouch! To make matters worse, Tae slaps his hands together in front of Castette, Faking her out and preventing her from pulling off the combo she was about to use. This doesn't stop her from shocking the Tyrogue with Psychic forces, but LIA's little bruiser counters by punching the ground, triggering an Earthquake!
Looks like Tae's got the advantage at the moment. Can Gem turn this around? Find out after the-
Hold it right there, cupcake! Not even a lack of continuity's gonna save you from THIS officer!
Shit! The fuzz!
Order: Ralts, Tyrogue
Action 1 Castette used Disable!
But it failed! Tae used Hi Jump Kick!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 4933 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6617 = NOPE.
-Damage: (13 + 3 + 4.5) * .67 = 13.735 damage Numbers:
-Ralts: -13.735 HP, -7 EN
-Tyrogue: -7 EN
Action 2 (Priority: Tyrogue, Ralts) Tae used Fake Out!
-Crit chance: 8455 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 4.5 = 8.5 damage Castette flinched and couldn't move! Numbers:
-Ralts: -8.5 HP
-Tyrogue: -4 EN
ROUND 7: THE HORN SPECIMEN PREVENTS THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN FROM ATTACKING
HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT MEATBAG IS BEING PURSUED BY THE AUTHORITIES FOR DESTROYING. Las Vegas.
*Elsewhere, on his bike, being chased by a horde of Officer Bobs (and possibly Julia)...*
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck-
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THE HORN SPECIMEN PREVENTS THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN FROM MANIPULATING PLATE TECTONICS. THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN INSTEAD KICKS THE HORN SPECIMEN. THE HORN SPECIMEN MATERIALIZES FLAMING LEAVES AND THROWS THEM AT THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN. BOTH SPECIMENS CAN NO LONGER DO ANYTHING.
lucarioisawesome. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. FIFTY. TWO. POINT. EIGHT. NINE. THREE. NINE. SIGMA. EIGHT. FOUR. Q. SMILEY FACE. NINE. TWO-
Order: Ralts, Tyrogue
Action 1 Castette used Disable! Tae's Earthquake was disabled! (6 actions) Tae can't used Earthquake! Numbers:
-Ralts: -7 EN
-Tyrogue: No changes
Action 2 (Priority: Tyrogue, Ralts) Tae used Hi Jump Kick!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 4124 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1190 = NOPE.
-Damage: (13 + 3 + 4.5) * .67 = 13.735 damage Castette used Hell Leaves!
-Crit chance: 182 = EEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
-Energy cost: (4 + 7) * 1.5 = 16.5 EN Tae was burned!
Tae was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) Numbers:
-Ralts: -13.735 HP, -16.5 EN
-Tyrogue: -12.5 HP, -7 EN
Action 3 Castette must cool down! Tae still can't use Earthquake!
Tae was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) Numbers:
-Ralts: No changes
-Tyrogue: -2 HP
Final Numbers:
-Ralts: -14 (13.735) HP, -24 EN
-Tyrogue: -15 (14.5) HP, -7 EN
ROUND 8: THE HORN SPECIMEN CANNOT CONFUSE THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN
HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT MEATBAG IS BEING PURSUED BY THE AUTHORITIES FOR DESTROYING. Las Vegas.
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I just wanted to do something outrageous!
That's what they all say, cupcake!
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THE HORN SPECIMEN ATTEMPTS TO MUDDLE THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN WITH A BRIGHT LIGHT. THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN DEFENDS AGAINST IT. THE HORN SPECIMEN USES EXTRASENSORY POWERS TO HARM THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN. THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN HURLS ROCKS. THE HORN SPECIMEN AND FIGHTER SPECIMEN REPEAT THEIR ACTIONS.
Gemoftheday. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. FIFTY. NINE. POINT. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. SATAN. NINE. NINE. NINE-
Order: Ralts, Tyrogue
Action 1 (Priority: Tyrogue, Ralts) Tae used Protect!
Tae protected himself! Castette used Confuse Ray!
NO. Tae was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) Numbers:
-Ralts: -5 EN
-Tyrogue: -2 HP, -7 EN
Action 2 Castette used Psyshock!
-Crit chance: 6413 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage Tae used Rock Slide!
-Hit chance (hit <= 9000): 3765 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5085 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 2 + 4.5 = 14.5 damage Tae was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) Numbers:
-Ralts: -14.5 HP, -5 EN
-Tyrogue: -20.75(!) HP, -6 EN
Action 3 Castette used Psyshock!
-Crit chance: 8418 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage Tae used Rock Slide!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 763 = Hit
-Crit chance: 2079 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 2 + 4.5 = 14.5 damage Tae was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) Numbers:
-Ralts: -14.5 HP, -9 EN
-Tyrogue: -20.75(!) HP, -10 EN
Final Numbers:
-Ralts: 29 HP, -19 EN
-Tyrogue: -44 (43.5) HP, -23 EN
ROUND 9: THE HORN AND FIGHTER SPECIMENS DEFEAT EACH OTHER
HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT MEATBAG IS IN JAIL.
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I hope you've got a good excuse to get us out of this one!
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THE HORN SPECIMEN TELEPORTS TO AVOID THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN'S PUNCH. THIS DOES NOT WORK THE SECOND TIME, AND THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE HORN SPECIMEN. THE FIGHTER SPECIMEN FALLS TO HIS BURNS.
THE ODDS ARE EVEN.
Order: Ralts, Tyrogue
Action 1 Castette used Teleport!
Castette vanished! Tae used Mach Punch!
NOEP. Tae is hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) Numbers:
-Ralts: -6 EN
-Tyrogue: -2 HP, -3 EN
Action 2 Castette used Teleport!
But it failed! Tae used Earthquake!
Tae is hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Tyrogue) DOUBLE KO! Numbers:
-Ralts: -10 HP, -10 EN
-Tyrogue: -2 HP, -7 EN
Final Numbers:
-Ralts: -10 HP, -16 EN
-Tyrogue: -4 HP, -10 EN
Gemoftheday (XXO):
Castette
HP: KO
EN: 29
Stats: 1/0/3/2/40
Abilities: Synchronize, Trace (OFF)
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: None
VS.
Lucarioisawesome (OXX):
Tae
HP: KO
EN: 39
Stats: 3/2/1/2/35
Abilities: Guts, Steadfast
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: None
Field:
Nothing
Since both of you are down to your last mon, they'll be sent out automatically. Gem?
Taunt-> chargebeam + charge -> cooldown (chargebeam)
If protect is used and light screen is not up, light screenthat action and push back. Only do this once.
If protect is used and light screen is up, then use chargebeam -> chargebeam+charge->
Inferno
HP: 90
EN: 100
Stats: 1/2/4/2/20
Abilities: Flame Body, Flash Fire
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: None
Field:
Nothing
ROUND 10: THE BALL SPECIMEN FIRES ELECTRICITY AT THE CANDLE SPECIMEN
HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES FOR THIS BATTLE AS THAT MEATBAG IS CURRENTLY DETAINED BY THE AUTHORITIES.
THE BALL SPECIMEN ENRAGES THE CANDLE SPECIMEN. THE CANDLE SPECIMEN RELEASES A CLOUD OF NUMEROUS IMPURITIES. THE BALL FIRES ELECTRICITY AT THE CANDLE SPECIMEN. THE CANDLE SPECIMEN SHOOTS FIRE AT THE BALL SPECIMEN.
lucarioisawesome. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. FIFTY. SEVEN. POINT. NINE. NINE. EIGHT. FOUR. THREE-
Order: Voltorb, Litwick
Action 1 E...Ele...something used Taunt! Inferno is pissed! (6 actions) Inferno is too pissed to use Confuse Ray! Numbers:
-Voltorb: -10 EN
-Litwick: No changes