So back when I was stationed in 'Nam, fighting the Tyrannosaurus Rexes that roamed that area, I had the greatest idea ever. "What if, I invented this video game that included catching a whole bunch of different monsters and having them battle each other!" I said to myself. Suddenly an Asian spy jumped from the bushes and ran away screaming "Ha! I stole your idea and now I'm going to be rich!" I tried to shoot his face, but he used his Asian witch magic to disappear from my sight. I swore from that day that after pokemon was invented, I'd make the greatest team ever and find that Asian Mamajama and pwn his face off. This is that team.
Go, my Wish Star Lead!
Jirachi
Item: Shuca Berry
Nature: Jolly
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Ability: Serene Grace
Iron Head
Fire Punch
Body Slam
Stealth Rock
With Jirachi as my lead I'll slaughter that stupid Asian. Not only can Jirachi Stealth Rock, an amazing trait for a lead, he can also deal great damage, whether it be through super effective hits or through the awesome power of Flinch Hax. Iron Head is probably the best Steel move ever (eat that Scizor, Bullet Punch is for noobs) and can dominate any pokemon with a little luck. Fire Punch, with the doubled burn rate, not only dominates Scizor, but can also cripple any physical sweeper.Body Slam is for, as LR pointed out, this team could do with some good Paralysis support. Shuca Berry is for, as LR pointed out once again, it gives me the ability to feign a Scarf as well as have a good chance against many leads, such as Metagross and Swampert leads.
Go, my Broom-like Dragon!
Salamence
Item: Lum Berry
Nature: Jolly
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Ability: Intimidate
Outrage
Dragon Dance
Earthquake
RoostI'll sweep the Asian's feet from under him with 'Mence. I'm sure you all know the deal with this guy, but you need to just sit down be quite and learn! Your basic Salamence is made of 2 parts pwn and 1 part pwnt by ice. My Salamence has found a way to maximize the time that the 2 parts pwn are present. I decided to go with the 2 attack, DD and Roost set because, quite frankly, Skarmory is a little bitch. I don't care if I get walled by Skarmory, all it's going to do to me is... nothing. I've still got Dragon Outrage (maybe should be Dragon Claw?) and Earthquake for atleast Nuetral on everything else.
Go, My Muhammad Ali of Pokemon's New Replacement!
Scizor
Item: Life Orb
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Ability: Technician
Bullet Punch
Swords Dance
X-Scissor
Brick Break
Go, my Wierd Duck-tank!
Porygon-2
Item: Leftovers
Nature: Bold
EVs: 252 HP/216 Def/40 SpA
Ability: Trace
Thunderbolt
Ice Beam
Hidden Power [Ground]
RecoverThe Asian guy couldn't possibly expect this because I don't even know what it is, and I use it everyday. Porygon 2 is the sole defensive pokemon the team. I placed him on the team for the key counters he brings to the table, and I believe he should be on everyone's team. He's basically 97% rape and 3% pwn. His surpising bulk comes from... someplace... but I love it. He can take most hits, from either end of the spectrum, and shrug them like they were mosquitos. Thunderbolt and Ice Beam are necessities, to get the OHKOs on Gyarados and Salamence after I trace their Intimidate. Ice Beam has also gotten a couple of trapped Dugtrios, which is good. Hidden Power Ground is for any Heatran I might need to absorb the fire attack from and, more importantly, any Magnezone that I trap with Trace.
Go, my female Wrecking Crew!
Latias
Item: Life Orb
Nature: Timid
EVs: 252 Spe/252 SpA/4 HP
Ability: Levitate
Draco Meteor
Psycho Shift
Surf
Recover
The Asian kid probably won't even get to see this, he'll be back the pokemon center before he gets the chance. No one was happier than me when Latias became OU. I love Latias, we are getting married and making babies together. I think the set fits my team the best, as it's quick KO mentality fits the offensive nature of my team. Recover has saved me quite a few times, so I'm keeping it. And the Life Orb recoil can be pain without Recover. Draco Meteor takes large chunks from anything pretty much, and if you're a dragon, forget about life. Surf provides Draco Meteor a near perfect coverage pair, except for Empoleon, but he's laughable at best. Psycho Shift is another LR Suggestion that helps my team out as a whole, giving me a reliable status absorber.
Team Making Process:
Every team needs a place to start, and this one started with Latias. I always like to pair my sweepers as I make the team, so I added in Gyarados, which was in the end, switched in for Salamence. I'm still not sure if that was the right decision, but oh well. Since i had my sweepers, and had virtually no good counters, I threw Porygon 2 in, and might I add, he should be a staple for every team, he's amazing. That gave me two special attackers, so I needed another Physical attacker, and priority. I chose Lucario, as he is one of my favorite priority users, and packs a decent punch. Looking through my attacks, I then realized that I had a lack of fire and grass attacks, so I went to Marriland and searched Grass Knot and Flamethrower on the same pokemon, and Azelf came up, so I threw him on there. Now I just needed a lead. I knew I wanted a physical attacker, with decent bulk, that can use Stealth Rock. As I looked at the weakness Charts, I realized that Steel/Psychic pokemon would fit in perfectly. So I had Metagross, Jirachi and Bronzong to choose from. I weighed all the positives of each, and ruled Bronzong out first, because I'm the worst defensive player ever. I looked at Jirachi and Metagross, and decided that Jirachi's all around bulk and greater speed was a bigger asset than Metagross's Physical defense, so I threw him on there.
BREAKING NEWS!
Been looking at exchanging:
Azelf for Scarf Togekiss
Scizor for Mamoswine
Salamence for Gyarados









Item: Shuca Berry
Nature: Jolly
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Ability: Serene Grace




With Jirachi as my lead I'll slaughter that stupid Asian. Not only can Jirachi Stealth Rock, an amazing trait for a lead, he can also deal great damage, whether it be through super effective hits or through the awesome power of Flinch Hax. Iron Head is probably the best Steel move ever (eat that Scizor, Bullet Punch is for noobs) and can dominate any pokemon with a little luck. Fire Punch, with the doubled burn rate, not only dominates Scizor, but can also cripple any physical sweeper.Body Slam is for, as LR pointed out, this team could do with some good Paralysis support. Shuca Berry is for, as LR pointed out once again, it gives me the ability to feign a Scarf as well as have a good chance against many leads, such as Metagross and Swampert leads.



Item: Lum Berry
Nature: Jolly
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Ability: Intimidate







Item: Life Orb
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Ability: Technician




I bet that Asian don't know nothing about a freekin Bee thingy made of metal, they don't have anything but Pandas in Asia. SDScizor is probably one of the most devastating thing to ever be born... ever. Bullet Punch is 90 BP and straight up dominates everything that doesn't resist it. Night Slash is to help me deal with ghosts, although most of the time they kill me before I get the chance to use it (damn you Rotom-H). Brick Break is to retain the Fighting attack that I had on Lucario, though it won't be half as powerful, it's the only one on my team. Scizor is a well needed answer to killing Mamoswine, who ravages my team otherwise.
Go, my manliest member of the Trio!
Azelf
Item: Life Orb
Nature: Timid
EVs: 252 Spe/252 SpA/4 HP
Ability: Levitate
Psychic
Flamethrower
Grass Knot
Explosion
Stupid Asian guy probably walks around throwing Mesprits and Uxie at people, but he got nothing on my Azelf. I was debating whether to put Azelf at the lead or keep Jirachi, and I decided to keep Jirachi in the end, as I needed the Grass attack and another Fire attack desperately, and Azelf can explode. The aforementioned Grass attack is the only one on my team, therefore, Azelf is the sole holder of Swampert control. Flamethrower is for more scizor pwnage, and Explosion just incase I get in too deep. Psychic is just for a reliable STAB.


Item: Life Orb
Nature: Timid
EVs: 252 Spe/252 SpA/4 HP
Ability: Levitate







Item: Leftovers
Nature: Bold
EVs: 252 HP/216 Def/40 SpA
Ability: Trace







Item: Life Orb
Nature: Timid
EVs: 252 Spe/252 SpA/4 HP
Ability: Levitate




The Asian kid probably won't even get to see this, he'll be back the pokemon center before he gets the chance. No one was happier than me when Latias became OU. I love Latias, we are getting married and making babies together. I think the set fits my team the best, as it's quick KO mentality fits the offensive nature of my team. Recover has saved me quite a few times, so I'm keeping it. And the Life Orb recoil can be pain without Recover. Draco Meteor takes large chunks from anything pretty much, and if you're a dragon, forget about life. Surf provides Draco Meteor a near perfect coverage pair, except for Empoleon, but he's laughable at best. Psycho Shift is another LR Suggestion that helps my team out as a whole, giving me a reliable status absorber.
Team Making Process:
Every team needs a place to start, and this one started with Latias. I always like to pair my sweepers as I make the team, so I added in Gyarados, which was in the end, switched in for Salamence. I'm still not sure if that was the right decision, but oh well. Since i had my sweepers, and had virtually no good counters, I threw Porygon 2 in, and might I add, he should be a staple for every team, he's amazing. That gave me two special attackers, so I needed another Physical attacker, and priority. I chose Lucario, as he is one of my favorite priority users, and packs a decent punch. Looking through my attacks, I then realized that I had a lack of fire and grass attacks, so I went to Marriland and searched Grass Knot and Flamethrower on the same pokemon, and Azelf came up, so I threw him on there. Now I just needed a lead. I knew I wanted a physical attacker, with decent bulk, that can use Stealth Rock. As I looked at the weakness Charts, I realized that Steel/Psychic pokemon would fit in perfectly. So I had Metagross, Jirachi and Bronzong to choose from. I weighed all the positives of each, and ruled Bronzong out first, because I'm the worst defensive player ever. I looked at Jirachi and Metagross, and decided that Jirachi's all around bulk and greater speed was a bigger asset than Metagross's Physical defense, so I threw him on there.
BREAKING NEWS!
Been looking at exchanging:
Azelf for Scarf Togekiss
Scizor for Mamoswine
Salamence for Gyarados