[under construction] nobody post in this thread

[monkfish]

reserved for future use. do not post

 

[S1nn0hC0nfirm3d]

 

[monkfish]

i fucking knew one of you would not be able to resist

 

[MAMP]

hehehe.... im illegally trespassing on a construction site.... im going to steal some unsecured bricks and show them to the girl who called me a virgin in maths class... that'll show her...

 

[xzern]

hey is the thread ready yet? we wanna get to posting

 

[shade]

hi guys im the fore

man of this thread

just checking you all have the correct posting privileges to be here

 

[cookie]

thank you shade

i will be editing any posts to ensure they meet the Posting Regulations. In some cases where editing is more costly than completely rewriting, I will be deleting them entirely.

 

[monkfish]

oh great now you've got the authorities involved. im never going to get through this red tape

 

[Sijih]

Hi I'd like to file a noise complaint with the fore

No noisy work is allowed after 6pm on weekdays and it's 6:05 right now and you're still making a ruckus. I'll call the police on you if you don't stop all this hurly burly.

 

[Martin]

 

[Rugi]

 

[Rugi]

 

[Rugi]

 

[Rugi]

 

[AllTerrainVen0moth]

hehehe

 

[War Incarnate]

hello there

 

[Durant]

Where do I park?

 

[AllTerrainVen0moth]

Park next to the Bouffalant stables.

 

[Durant]

I missed the exit

 

[tob]

 

[aurora]

hi i'm the CEO

unfortunately there has been a structural failure in zone D of the building site. please make sure you are wearing PPE at all times and do not go near it until it is deemed safe to do so

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

due to a coronavirus outbreak in your local area, this building site has been temporarily shut. please self-isolate and wait on the track-and-trace results.

 

[cookie]

I hereby serve Mr. Monkfish the following Posting Regulation Violation Notice:

Violation type: Exceeded picture:word ratio for thread
Date: 15:39PM GMT+1, 30 September 2020

 

[かたわれ時]

We will never know if this was a trap