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Metagame USUM Pure Hackmons

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https://pokepast.es/10a8826dfd87502a

Here's a basic how to guide:

you beat the sample killer 6700 by using heatran as usual,
you beat the sample killer killer 6700 by leading rayquaza and clicking earthquake, which is a 93.8% roll but if you miss it you just eq again,
you beat the sample killer killer killer 6700 by leading rayquaza and clicking operetta,
you beat the sample killer killer killer killer by leading rayquaza and clicking menacing moonraze maelstrom,
you beat the sample killer killer killer killer killer by leading rayquaza and clicking stormshards.




Even better, you can theoretically beat ALL of these teams AT ONCE with only 3 mons! Simply leverage your Heatran to beat the sample killer 6700, your rayquaza to stag and kill the pdon that kills your first heatran, and don't get outplayed (if you get consistently outswitched your opponent can get hazards up, chip down rayquaza, and you lose). The way to prevent this would of course be to simply use a magic bounce that can take on Mamoswine to block rocks, but since it isn't strictly needed I didn't strictly include it.

Have a great day, and happy cteaming! I think I just said killer more than the average DBD streamer.

To make this not entirely focused on meme cteams I've been using https://pokepast.es/1f660029d7a52578 and https://pokepast.es/ba83d2bcf9695633 recently and the mmy version is just outright outperforming mmx.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2528877345 pika team gets fried

I also tried https://pokepast.es/3f3960fde64213dd and can comfortably say that Rockinium Z is not Groudon's best item.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2514714677

it would be really silly if anyone could make a 1-2 mon cteam for these teams :lickylicky: to spice things up
 
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Imagine still being a one-liner poster as council leader. Granted, it's a fake generation that wasn't exactly given based on qualifications, but still.


Monotyping In PH because ladder is really that bad

I understand that rightclicker and perhaps some others have already done this. However, it's still really funny and I was pretty sure that no one had done this so far so we're introducing monoflying stall.

https://pokepast.es/32af9dc4e6d10d01

Here's one of my takes on monoflying stall. You desperately need volt absorb (even though ladder will randomly have electric CFZs, you can predict Xurkitree or whatever to have it and then play accordingly) which is actually really funny on mons like Yveltal because you hardwall ng gar. You also have 0 mons who give a shit about fissure or tspikes or spikes so those moves are essentially dead slots. As a downside you basically need to run articuno and rocks will slaughter you if they ever go up. The style is, obviously, pretty bad (it's monotype) but you can still score wins because it's double innards stall so it's broken.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2532187220

beating no guard zap cannon dialga + huge power plasma fists slaking


https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2531289469-ek9i10x6m1gbb60fkh5nsa5qda6ait2pw

beating the worst sample

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2531975831
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2531978730
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2531983845
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2532672451
beating random ladder unplayers

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2532675803

beating bad slop offense

I'm not done going for peaks with this team (currently 1450 LMAO) but it's worth dumping rn because we have literal council leaders dropping useless oneliners. This applies to you too rightclicker. At least put some effort into your slop.
 
We really should nuke this thread....
BUT before we do, we have some
HIGH LOW QUALITY AMOONGUSLOP!!!!!

:sm/unown::sm/giratina-origin::sm/blissey::sm/mewtwo-mega-x::sm/xerneas::sm/kyurem-black:

In a nutshell, AMOONGUSLOP evolved off of a singular team built around two major ideas.
Generation 7 Pure Hackmons often revolves two major playstyles that are the only relevant playstyles - offense and stall. Stall is generally more difficult to pilot, so I was more inspired to build offense. As such, I built around two core concepts

- Innards Spam

- Leppa

Innards is an amazing ability that can be spammed on offense mons that are generally more frail, and Leppa Berry is great for reusing CFZs that famously only have 1 PP.

Below is a list of all my variations, more to come. I also included explanations.
:groudon-primal::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::xerneas::kyurem-black:

The original with Extreme Evoboost Moldy PDon :groudon-primal: which hits a lot of stuff. Catostrapika hits a lot including Celesteela :celesteela: and Slowbro-Mega :slowbro-mega:.

:kyogre-primal::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::xerneas::kyurem-black:

Same as original, but replaced with Huge Power Kyogre :kyogre-primal:. Not so much a meme, Kyogre :kyogre-primal: is not expected much as a attacking guy except for the one Smash Zap Plate Judgement self-proof set. Huge Power Searing Sunraze Smash hits stuff that isn't expecting it. This thing actually has a decent attack at 150, which I decided to utilize.

:diancie::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::xerneas::kyurem-black:

Just a meme. Simple lets you get to +4 and then you Mega Evolve for stats and Magic Bounce.

:groudon-primal::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::xerneas::kyurem-black:

Original with Innards Xerneas :xerneas:.

:kyogre-primal::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::Xerneas::kyurem-black:

HP POgre :kyogre-primal: with Innards Xerneas :xerneas:.

:mewtwo-mega-x::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::Xerneas::kyurem-black:

Many people have been not scouting random physical attackers such as (Kartana :kartana:, MMX :mewtwo-mega-x:, etc.) and just chucking Innards at them. MG MMX works as an Innards baiter and helps eliminate Innards easily. There is no Innards Xerneas version of this however because it is hard to imposter proof MG mons.

:kartana::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::Xerneas::kyurem-black:

Same as MG MMX but with Kartana :Kartana:. It is Explosion because Imposter is annoying and you can just explode before it can come in.

:shaymin-sky::giratina-origin::blissey::mewtwo-mega-x::xerneas::kyurem-black:

Just bad LMAO
 
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