IP ghost wrote these, pls be upset with him and not me. If you're upset with me I don't care tho tbqh.
Canalave City Clowns (4.5) vs (5.5) Ruin Valley Rangers
SS UU:
lax vs. ZoroDark - lax was a friend last year and the superior gen7aaa player compared to ZoroDark, probably chalked unfortunately
SS UU:
ggggd vs. MetaRiolu7 - idk who metariolu7 is, nor do I really know this pablo guy but metariolu7 is only a few notches above SuperVegeta20 level bad of a name on smogon so gonna have to give this one to gggggggggggg
SS UU: Luthier vs.
Sabella - Sabella was my ompl teammate and he was the only reason i had quite literally any fun bc we sucked donkey dick and he was open to using my teams/letting me start/fun to test with/etc. Anyways
rozes is trash.
SM UU: Empo
vs. Eternally - The fuma slayers meet, unfortunately they both have bad karma for doing the unthinkable and overcoming my boy, so they will both inevitably lose this week, shoulda thought about the longcon :/.
ORAS UU: Eternal Spirit vs.
Pak - Pak's caffeine intake potentially triumphs mine and doesn't have the insomnia that I have afaik, therefore he's basically like the upgraded version of me and has a boner for ORAS, and this
is the ORAS slot, so Pak will surely win.
BW UU:
Lopunny Kicks vs. choolio - fsr I did this one last and the scales were too heavily in rangers' favor so I'm bolding lop
DPP UU: Thiago Nunes vs.
brewfasa - yzy has been betting money on this thiago guy but fatty is still a fatass even if he changed his name to fuckin brewfasa. I've also never spoken to thiago while fatty was on my ESTEEMED uu team tour team so cmon...
ADV UU: Bouff vs.
BKC - Bouff will be busy slaving for his oras slot so BKC will probably win bc he doesnt have to slave for his oras slot like bouff does
GSC UU: HSA vs.
alive - idk a fuckin thing about this tier or either of these people, hsa beat sinko so i want alive to win
Bo3:
yeezyknows vs. HT - yeezy k is rooting for me this week so I feel obliged to root for him, HT is great but yeezy k is greater woot woot go clowns etc
Iki Town Idols (8.5) vs (1.5) Mikan Island Monsters
SS UU:
Sage vs. Ajna - Every predict I've ever made is pure bias and idk a fuckin thing about ajna bar that he's a ru player and sage is one of my closest homies so obviously sage is superior
SS UU:
Freeroamer vs. Kushalos - The roamer roamed away from mons for a while and then came back to get rotational council with ease, im sure kush has the higher floor and ceiling but I want roamer to win
SS UU: Lilburr
vs. TDK - I don't have much of a relationship with either of these individuals but both of them actually seem very cool and I'd love to talk to either of them more, Lily came out of nowhere and seemed to just be better than pretty much everybody that came a little before her out of her peers, and I admire TDK's job as tl so far, rlly only based off how he immediately gave more credit to contributors with his selection of council, which is admirable in itself. I've also heard the legends of TDK's one man army prepping for pl teams, anyways, both these guys are trash and will both lose bc they suck.
SM UU:
Shiba vs. suapah - Shiba is surely on a mission to prove that he's still one of the best sm uuers after snake happened and he quit mons. Idk who suapah is but I can only assume he's good bc idk a lot of good players due to just not paying any attention to tours im not in. Anyways shiba is a fuckin pussy but he's my homie so I will bold his name.
ORAS UU: Moutemoute vs.
Garay oak - The general consensus of Garay oak is that he's good, Moutemoute went for 10k last uupl and had like 3 lines in the discord despite being known as a general workhorse towards the forums, so I don't have really any faith in moute prevailing here but I hope he proves me wrong. Gary in the anime also had a ton of hoes,
sniperr would be jealous
BW UU:
SPACE FORCE meeps vs. FLCL - meeps is an honorary friend, had like 12 lines in the discord last year but seemed very cool
DPP UU:
Chill Shadow vs. Eo Ut Mortus - I have one interaction with CS and i still dont know who this other guy is, I like CS tho he seems pretty cool, I also heard that this other guy is quite good but nothing here will make me bold his name unless he explains what it means in detail
ADV UU:
Hogg vs. ict - Years ago for breloom reqs I crit hogg's SD Defog Gliscor on stall (yeah hogg is a pos) with my fuckin ice beam quagsire on stall, so to repay him I will bold his name in a prediction post that nobody except the like 5 people that asked cares about, if ict changed his name to icey tea he'd have a better chance tho
GSC UU:
kaori vs. d0nut - bags of hostess mini donuts says "america's #1 donut" on it, which I think is just delusional. They're not bad and obviously it's just a marketing thing but like cmon, hostess has no business making claims like that. Imagine you ask someone what the best donut they've ever had is and they say "ah yes, hostess mini powdered donut!", no bitch.
Bo3:
bugzinator vs. TonyFlygon - my opinion of bugzi is very high, idk much about tony but he's always seemed nice, I was there when Eyan promod him to global voice. I don't have anything remotely funny to say about this mu which is the case for all mus but I don't have any random fluff to say either, so I flipped a coin and bugzi will win.
Eterna Forest Veterans (5) vs. (5) Camphrier Town Ladies
SS UU: Indigo Plateau vs.
100%GXE - Oh boy. IP is a piece of rat if we're being honest here. Idk this 100gxe guy but i think he did well in masters or something like that while IP is still the same IP that won't rate a single team. His ex consumes more pre-workout than him and probably benches more than him too. IP already has a win so he can't go 0-x but he'll find a way to go 0-x anyways, gah what a BITCH.
SS UU:
Accelgor vs. Xiri - Accel is worth like 47k and xiri is xiri, idc if he has that uu ribbon, Accel will prevail as the 128k man
SS UU: Stone_Cold??? vs. Hikari??? - wtf is this, why is this mu happening in SS UU
SM UU: PinkDragonTamer vs.
Christo - Wow what a matchup, it's really hard to root against my homie pdt but my opinion on Christo is as high as pretty much anybody's and he's got the results to back it up. I hope to watch this live, I think it can go either way but chances are Christo will win.
ORAS UU:
dingbat vs. Santu - dingbat will hax his way through the pool whether you guys want him to or not, the goat himself, best oras slot bar noah, what a man, I wish I could be dingat, GO FRIENDS, etc.
(edit: what the fuck dude you lost in the time I was writing this shit???)
BW UU: Amukamara vs.
r0ady - I debated pretty heavily about getting alolan muk here and r0ady seems p cool and good but he's also a dinosaur. I'd imagine amuk is more motivated n shit but alolan muk was nuked from the pokedex and even in sm it was rather subpar so the numbers tell me r0ady will win.
DPP UU:
esche vs. Heysup - WANG FIRE HIMSELF, TSR'S FATHER, THE HANDSOME MAN ESCHE HIMSELF WOOOO. Heysup is great and seems very cool but my opinion of esche is extremely high and I really wanted him but CBU stole him from me :(. This guy is the greatest gen7ubers player since Ackler
ADV UU:
Raichy vs. Sam I Yam - Raichy seems nice and Sam I Yam kept ruining my PU reqs by beating me like 2 years ago for like fuckin pyroar suspect or something so I'm bolding Raichy to avenge me
GSC UU: Mr.378 vs.
Zokuru - Idk either of these people but Zokuru reminds me of Zuko and Zuko was my fav character in avatar the last airbender so I think it's gotta go to him. Mr. 378 sounds like a rejected One Piece character that was supposed to be the final boss in baroque works
Bo3: CBU
vs. Adaam - Not gonna bold either person bc I can't bring myself to root against either of them. GO FRIENDS
UUPL has been very fun so far so I'm looking forward to the rest of it, I hope everyone is doing well and staying safe during this
pandemic, and I hope being forced to turn into a recluse that plays mons isn't affecting your mental health too much!
