Vampires Exist!

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This website says so.

Fuck we're so de
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ad. I also strongly recommend that you all drink an ounce of blood contaminated with HIV/AIDS as the website recommends to prove that we can absorb blood!

Letter from a real life slayer!!! So you know we're safe and sound

Psychic abilities you should watch out for (including Energy Ball)!

What a life changing website.
 
mathematically let's assume that a vampire has to suck blood, lives forever, and needs to feed regularly. let's also assume that anyone bit by a vampire becomes a vampire.

even if vampires only have to feed once a year, after 33 years there would be well over 8 billion vampires which is as we know, more than the population of the earth

even taking into account vampire hunters/slayers, that buys a few weeks at best unless they're really hyperactive vampire hunters

REALLY REAL VAMPIRES
 
This is fuckin serious, don't you see?! REALLY REAL VAMPIRES!!

Although, this website has apparently been around for over five years, so the fact that this info is just coming to light can mean only one thing: government conspiracy.


On a side note, my eyes are almost blind from that horrendous bright blue/white on black layout...
 
Jebus McAzn said:
mathematically let's assume that a vampire has to suck blood, lives forever, and needs to feed regularly. let's also assume that anyone bit by a vampire becomes a vampire.

even if vampires only have to feed once a year, after 33 years there would be well over 8 billion vampires which is as we know, more than the population of the earth

even taking into account vampire hunters/slayers, that buys a few weeks at best unless they're really hyperactive vampire hunters

REALLY REAL VAMPIRES
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Two solutions:
A) animal blood, or
b) just kill some prey and store its blood in your fridge, and have a glass a day or whatever you need.
 
Jebus McAzn said:
mathematically let's assume that a vampire has to suck blood, lives forever, and needs to feed regularly. let's also assume that anyone bit by a vampire becomes a vampire.

even if vampires only have to feed once a year, after 33 years there would be well over 8 billion vampires which is as we know, more than the population of the earth

even taking into account vampire hunters/slayers, that buys a few weeks at best unless they're really hyperactive vampire hunters

REALLY REAL VAMPIRES
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let's not assume that at all man!!!

standard vampire lore is that being bitten doesn't turn you into one unless the vampire biting you wants you to be come one, like by giving you some of their blood or some shit

just being bitten makes you food
 
Yes but vampire lore may not necessarily be true. Someone should write that guy a letter to make sure.

Use FedEx if you want it to get there faster, or send a telegram.
 
Swaggersaurus said:
let's not assume that at all man!!!

standard vampire lore is that being bitten doesn't turn you into one unless the vampire biting you wants you to be come one, like by giving you some of their blood or some shit

just being bitten makes you food
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If a vampire gives you some of his or her blood, you gradually start to turn into a vampire. If a vampire bites you repeatedly, you turn into a vampire when you die. But if the vampire that bit you dies before you complete the transformation, you stop turning into a vampire and go back to normal.
 
that's the biggest load of ass vampire lore i ever heard!

superior vampire lore states that a little blood will just make you a ghoul, ie a slave to a vampire without the dark gift of vampiricness or whatever the fuck

that bitten repeatedly nonsense is whack man where did you get that shit
 
Swaggersaurus said:
that's the biggest load of ass vampire lore i ever heard!

superior vampire lore states that a little blood will just make you a ghoul, ie a slave to a vampire without the dark gift of vampiricness or whatever the fuck

that bitten repeatedly nonsense is whack man where did you get that shit
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I'm pretty sure it's completely baseless or at least not from anything famous...

Ohwait

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula

Lucy's vampirism is insinuated to be of only bites.

Mina's is through the blood-feeding process in which she has three days that Dracula must be killed before succumbing to vampirism.
 
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