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In 25th: Lil Bean

+Plus - Fiesta
69/100

Who let these grown-ass Japanese men do this. This is ridiculous. I can’t deal with this. (fun song)

 

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In 24th: Granny Pie

Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Orchestra - Main Theme Medley
70/100

I mean… yeah. Pretty cool arrangement of a pretty cool song. Doesn’t really interpret it in a way I’ve never heard before.

 

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In 23rd: Thingyman

Kula Shaker - Peter Pan R.I.P.
71/100

Pleasant instrumentals, dumb lyrics. Par for the course for psych rock, really. Nice but not a standout.

 

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In 22nd: shubaka17

All Time Low - Drugs and Candy
72/100

Hits a lot of generic pop-rock beats, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. A lot of it meshes together really well. I think I like the verses better than the chorus - wish the resolution of those builds was somewhat different. Guitar solo is cool. Fairly nice to listen to and one that I wouldn't hate coming back to.

 

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In 21st: Robert Alfons

Nomeansno - It's Catching Up
73/100

Cool raw punk. Guitars are neat. Vocals are very punk and idk if I’m all the way there but I don’t hate em. Gets the blood pumpin.

 

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In 20th: Mischief

Woodkid - Iron
74/100

Idk what the hell genre this is but it’s pretty cool. Wish there were more going on tbh - it’s a cool instrumental, but it’s not really an ambitious one, and I think that holds it back.

 

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In 19th: t om

Noel Gallagher's High-Flying Birds - If I Had A Gun
75/100

Ah, the good Gallagher. This is very Oasis-like song, and most of Oasis's library lands around here for me. They're good but a bit bland - just like this.

 

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In 18th: Isa

Bob Hund - Allseende Ogat
76/100

Oh jeez I wish this were longer. Was actually really pissed off the first time I realized how quickly it ended, because it’s a really good song, but it’s too goddamn short.

 

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In 17th: Dave

The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
77/100

I went through a huge Offspring phase in high school. And you know what? Fuck it, they’re still good.

 

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In 16th: Shad

Maserati - Inventions
78/100

Pretty cool song that takes way too long to actually get going. Still really cool once it gets there, just wish it were a bit more listenable.

 

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In 15th: Steven Snype

Moby - Extreme Ways
79/100

Fun fact: this is my dad's favorite film franchise of all time, and also I've never seen it. This is really cool though. Dig the sorta old-school cool type vibe.

 

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In 14th: Dp101

Miracle of Sound - Stay By My Side
80/100

I should really play Journey. Absolutely love the texture of this song. Great atmosphere.

 

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In 13th: Marth

Chick Corea Trio - Fingerprints
81/100

10 minutes of alternating jazz soloes? Yes please. I can see why this won a Grammy, these soloes are tight as hell.

 

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In 12th: MyNameIsNothing

Pinkshinyultrablast - Holy Forest
82/100

I've been getting into shoegaze a fair bit lately. This is good shoegaze. So, uh, thanks or whatever.

 

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In 11th: Aladyyn

Heavy Load - The Guitar Is My Sword
83/100

Thank you for the cheesy metal I love it. THE GUITAR IS MY SWORD AND I'LL FIGHT TILL I DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

 

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In 10th: CrimsonFox

Genesis - A Trick of the Tail
84/100

It's another Genesis! And I still like it! How's about that.

 

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In 9th: Martin

梶浦由記 - Swordland
85/100

SAO sucks. Its music, apparently, does not. Truly this is the Sonic 06 of Walrus submissions.

 

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In 8th: Nego

Battles - Africastle
87/100

This song got better every time I listened to it. Slow grower but when it gets goin it REALLY gets goin. Big fan.

 

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In 7th: lute

Rival Sons - Pressure and Time
88/100

Super stylish, super good. Big fan of the vocals for no real reason. Dig this entire kinda blues-rock genre tbh.

 

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In 6th: Champ

Foreigner - Juke Box Hero
89/100

he heard ONE GUITAR

just BLEW HIM AWAY

saw STARS IN HIS EYES

and the VERY NEXT DAY

bought a BEAT UP SIIiix string.

 

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In 5th: Zack

Common - Be (Intro)
90/100

Great beat, love the lyrics, overall fantastic song. I need to listen to more Common, probably.

 

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In 4th: Da Letter El

toe - New Sentimentality
91/100

Very good math rock. Love the drums in particular, and love the general groove of the song - it fits a very specific sort of mood that I often find myself looking for.

 

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In 3rd: Fable

Aephanemer - Who You Really Are
94/100

Da Letter El - Today at 1:19 AM
is this
PIRATE METAL

Walrein - Today at 1:20 AM
it's instrumental, actually
it's "holy shit that's some good guitar" metal

 

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In 2nd: Adam

Nujabes - Sky is Falling
95/100

This song singlehandedly got me into low-fi hip hop. Not even memeing. I've listened to the entire Nujabes discography like 5+ times now and I had never heard them before judging this song. So uh yeah gj.

 

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In 1st: Lord Gaius

Diablo Swing Orchestra - The Age of Vulture Culture
98/100

Gaius noticed the new DSO album before I did and made me hold off on listening to it until I judged the song. Therefore we shall all shame him for pandering rather than celebrate the fact that this song is fuckin rad.