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Rain Dance > Thunderbolt > Thunderbolt
If Rukia is under the effect(s) of a successful P/E move when you would attack, use Charge instead
If Marth is taunted when you would use Charge, Chill instead
Now to show that DELICIOUS FROZEN DESSERT has no coverage at all.
Light Screen -> Ice Beam -> Ice Beam
If Flamethrower is used in a combo, change that action to Substitute (15) and push back
If Ice Beam is disabled when you would attack, change that action to Avalanche
Finally reffed this; I was putting this off because of Rextreff being rude to me on IRC. Rextreff, I hope this serves as a lesson about being rude to people.
Zen Headbutt > Zen Headbutt > Zen Headbutt
If Vanillite uses and/or is under the affect(s)/effect(s) of a move that is protective or evasive in nature, use chill and push actions back
Welcome back to Rextreff's introductory battle! I'm your host, Gesundheit...
...wait, we aren't streaming anymore? No, dumb@$$, we're in the commentators' box.
Oh. I wondered why the framerate was so good. Anyway, we enter in medias res to find waterwarrior's Vanillite, Rukia, with a commanding lead over Desu, Rextreff's Slowpoke.
That Slowpoke looks like the angriest popsicle I've ever seen. Well, thankfully for Rukia, Desu's wrath will be restrained for just a bit longer.
Indeed, Rukia's so relieved that Desu's frozen, she decides to let out a battle cry and go on an Uproar! It's like "Night of the Screaming Ice Cream Cone" all up in here!
Please don't tell me that's an actual movie. That would actually be my worst nightmare. It looks like Desu might agree with you on that one. Even though he's frozen solid, he probably still heard that.
Looks like Rukia is continuing her Uproar a bit more - and with that, Desu thaws out! Talk about using music to break the ice.
The sad thing is, this is closer to music than some songs I've heard. Desu, still completely frenzied from his Belly drum, decides to smash Rukia with a Zen Headbutt!
That's the best a Slowpoke's ever going to use its noodle, folks - don't forget this historic moment! But one more note of Rukia's Uproar gives our Slowpoke a case of critical consciousness failure.
Yup - Desu's down for the count! Also, Rukia's done Uproaring, and her Light Screen dissipates after accomplishing less than my cousin Mike. Lazy millennial.
VANILLITE'S UPROAR
9 power, no crit
9+6-3 = 12 damage
-7 energy
Slowpoke is frozen solid!
VANILLITE'S UPROAR
9 power, no crit
9+6-3 = 12 damage
-7 energy
Slowpoke thawed out!
SLOWPOKE'S ZEN HEADBUTT
8+3 power, hit, no crit
(11+4.5-3)+12 = 24.5 damage
no flinch
-5 energy
VANILLITE'S UPROAR
9 power, crit irrelevant
SLOWPOKE FAINTED!
-7 energy
VANILLITE: -25 HP, -21 EN
SLOWPOKE: KO'd
waterwarrior: (OAX)
Rukia the Vanillite
Type: Ice
Status: Healthy
HP: 41
EN: 51
Item: Exp. Share
Stats: 1/2/4/2/44, 1 KO
Ability: Ice Body
SC: 1
WC: 1
Other: None
SO much better than those $.49 fast-food imitators.
Rextreff: (XXO)
Desu the Slowpoke
Type: Water/Psychic
Status: KO'd
Still probably doesn't quite realize it.
Rextreff sends out last Pokemon. (Please indicate its gender.) waterwarrior orders.
Rextreff orders.
I do math and say things.
Yeah, because Vanillite can do so much to Shieldon @_@
However, we can make way for Zanpakuto...
Taunt -> Water Pulse -> Water Pulse
If successful P/E move, change that action to Imprison (Protect/ Taunt/ Iron Defense)
If Shieldon is underground when you would attack, change that action to Iron Defense
Looks like Rextreff's anchored his team with Warden, the Shieldon! Those things are pretty heavy, actually. I bet he would make a good anchor.
That's not quite what I meant, Gesu. Warden leads with a battlecry of, "I bet you fight like a dairy farmer!"
Rukia appears to counter-Taunt with, "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." Seeing as he looks more steamed than this crab plate we're enjoying, Warden fell for the taunt!
Rukia might not have thought that one through, though; she just ate a bright, shining Flash Cannon to the face! Actions speak louder than words, Mewtwo, and this action appears to have left Rukia dazed.
Yup - I'll bet her special defense fell with that impact! Rukia's down, but not out - she summons a Water Pulse to further impair Warden's mind!
Warden takes the attack like a champ and goes for a Rock Slide. That one left its target rocked and rolled - Rukia's on her last legs!
Another Water Pulse from our frosty friend leaves Warden soaked, but his brain unimpaired. Yup - he's present enough to take advantage of Rukia's lower defense and plaster her with a Flash Cannon!
Looks like Rukia's down for the count! I guess you could say she got - ice cream boned!
You're despicable. I try.
RUKIA: 1/2/4/2/44, 41hp
WARDEN: 2/5/2/3/30, 90hp
VANILLITE'S TAUNT
Shieldon fell for the taunt! (6a)
-10 energy
SHIELDON'S FLASH CANNON
8+3=11 power, no crit
(11+3-3)*1.5 = 16.5 damage
-5 energy
Vanillite's Special Defense fell!
5 more actions of Taunt
VANILLITE'S WATER PULSE
6-1=5 power, no crit
(5+6-4.5)*1.5 = 9.75 damage
no confusion
-4 energy
SHIELDON'S ROCK SLIDE
8+3=11 power, no crit
(11+3-3)*1.5 = 16.5 damage
Flinch irrelevant
-5 energy
4 more actions of Taunt
VANILLITE'S WATER PULSE
6-1=5 power, no crit
(5+6-4.5)*1.5 = 9.75 damage
no confusion
-8 energy
SHIELDON'S FLASH CANNON
11 power, no crit
(11+3-3)*1.5+2 = 18.5 damage
VANILLITE FAINTED!
-5 energy
3 more actions of Taunt
RUKIA: -52 HP
WARDEN: -20 HP, -15 EN
waterwarrior: (OXX)
Rukia the Vanillite
Type: Ice
Status: Fainted
Clearly needs some training from Captain Smirk.
Looks like waterwarrior's down to his Honedge, folks.
Zanpakuto comes out, Exp. Share in tow! You know, I've always wondered how people sex these things. A good swordsbeing always knows the sex of his or her weapon.
I'm glad you understood that's what I was asking. Warden leads off by digging a hole!Looks like he just wants to get away!
I don't think that's very effective against Zanpakuto's No Guard, though. You know, you're right about that. Zanpakuto just stabbed itself into the earth and struck metal!
That was a ferocious Brick Break attack - and Warden jumps out of the ground and attacks! It looks like they don't have a problem doing that again - dig, Brick Break, Dig attack.
And now Warden, in an attempt to shake up the status quo, smashes into the ground for a mighty Earthquake! That's not the only thing he's shaking up - my drink just rippled!
Special effects 101, Gesundheit. Zanpakuto, like a true broadsword, forceful and unyielding, swings for another Brick Break!
It may not be the most energy-efficient strategy, but it's certainly leaving a mark on Warden.
ZANPAKUTO: 4/4/2/2/24 -10%Eva, 90 HP
WARDEN: 2/5/2/3/30, 70hp
SHIELDON'S DIG!
Shieldon dug a hole!
-10 EN
HONEDGE'S BRICK BREAK
8-1=7 BAP, no crit
(7+6-7.5)*2.25 = 12.375 damage
-6 EN
SHIELDON'S DIG!
8 BAP, no crit
(8+3-6)*1.5 = 7.5 damage
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SHIELDON'S DIG!
Shieldon dug a hole!
-14 EN
HONEDGE'S BRICK BREAK
8-1=7 BAP, no crit
(7+6-7.5)*2.25 = 12.375 damage
-10 EN
SHIELDON'S DIG!
8 BAP, no crit
(8+3-6)*1.5 = 7.5 damage
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SHIELDON'S EARTHQUAKE!
10 BAP, no crit
(10+3-6)*1.5 = 10.5 damage
-7 en
HONEDGE'S BRICK BREAK
8-1=7 BAP, no crit
(7+6-7.5)*2.25 = 12.375 damage
-14 EN
Warden got over the Taunt!
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WARDEN: -37 HP, -31 EN
ZANPAKUTO: -26 HP, -30 EN
waterwarrior: (XXA)
Zanpakuto the Honedge (F)
Type: Ghost/Steel
Status: Healthy
HP: 64
EN: 70
Item: Exp. Share ( waterwarrior , I'm assuming all your guys have held Exp. Share?)
Stats: 4/4/2/2/24 -10%Eva
Ability: No Guard
SC: 2
WC: 1
Longing for Level 47.
Rextreff: (XXA)
Warden the Shieldon (M)
Type: Steel/Rock
Status: Healthy
HP: 33
EN: 54
Item: N/A
Stats: 2/5/2/3/30, 1 KO
Ability: Sturdy
SC: 1
WC: 4
Playing dirty isn't getting it very far.
No, Porygon's holding a Lucky Egg. Only Vanillite and Honedge are holding Exp. Shares
Gyro Ball -> Brick Break -> Brick Break
IF successful P/E move, Swords Dance the first time and Chill the second
If Iron Defense, change that action to Swords Dance. Only activate once.