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If it makes you feel any better, there are an estimated 109 billion humans who have lived and died before you, so at least you're not alone in what comes next, even if what is next is nothing.
 
If it makes you feel any better, there are an estimated 109 billion humans who have lived and died before you, so at least you're not alone in what comes next, even if what is next is nothing.

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if what comes next is nothing why does the government tax me like theres something
the goverment eats your money. this isn't a metaphor for wasted spending, joe biden has been known to take bills of varying monetary value and eats them. sometimes he even puts them on a little grill he has on the balcony of the white house.

he says "the 20's are my favorite. the 5's are too sour."
 
the goverment eats your money. this isn't a metaphor for wasted spending, joe biden has been known to take bills of varying monetary value and eats them. sometimes he even puts them on a little grill he has on the balcony of the white house.

he says "the 20's are my favorite. the 5's are too sour."
are you sure joe branded wasn't talking about ice cream?
 
the goverment eats your money. this isn't a metaphor for wasted spending, joe biden has been known to take bills of varying monetary value and eats them. sometimes he even puts them on a little grill he has on the balcony of the white house.

he says "the 20's are my favorite. the 5's are too sour."
int.: oval office

kamala harris: joebiden.......where did the us economy go!!!!!

joe bidden: [trying to hide the suspiciously us-economy-shaped bulge in him stomach] err...... i dont know!!!!!!!

kumala: ...........


TO BE CONTINUED!
 
int.: oval office

kamala harris: joebiden.......where did the us economy go!!!!!

joe bidden: [trying to hide the suspiciously us-economy-shaped bulge in him stomach] err...... i dont know!!!!!!!

kumala: ...........


TO BE CONTINUED!
Honestly, the problems date back to Obama and his history of smoking weed.

Biden: Hey Barack, what've you got there?
Obama: Nothing. [tries to hide suspiciously green weed]
Biden: Why does that weed have faces on it? Why does it say 10? 5?
Obama: Here, have some.

this is the true origin story
 
int.: oval office

kamala harris: joebiden.......where did the us economy go!!!!!

joe bidden: [trying to hide the suspiciously us-economy-shaped bulge in him stomach] err...... i dont know!!!!!!!

kumala: ...........


TO BE CONTINUED!

teyonah parris: joe budden can you pleas e openyour stomach
joe budden: ok Teignmouth Parish
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