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Wealth, Fame, Power [Failed Experiment]

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It has recently come to light that Dave is also in on this plot, as Dave has attempted to discredit my assumptions as to the condition of the treasure. You can further prove my original claims as well as Phoopes also attempted to discredit my post. After Phoopes had posted, Dave used Phoopes as a catalyst to further their goal of defamation and discredit. This, in my mind, proves that they are both scheming to reach the same goal. The goal in this case being either a meal of hapless treasure hunters or entertainment. Both theories still hold up, as discrediting me would make the assumed beast more likely to gain more food from treasure hunters. If people believed my post, they wouldn't search for the treasure though and this is why they have discredited me. Now, the real question that arises from this new complication is whether or not Phoopes and Dave are the same beast or if Dave is some sort of tortured soul, remaining uneaten as long as more people become food for Phoopes. Now, if the correct theory is the other one, it still does make sense. In that situation they clearly want entertainment, correct? In discrediting me, they gain entertainment from more posts created by me along with the hope that I would become confused and become even more entertaining. But the joke is on them, as I have not become confused or befuddled from their posts. And if they created those posts to actually read my masterpiece of a response for entertainment, I am glad for the compliment but ask that you stop the treasure scam as it is rude and rather unbecoming of you two. Do not give people false hope for the unobtainable. It makes people sad when they realize they cannot obtain it. And I don't like it when people become sad.
 
now that it’s been a week, I will provide you with some new information.

1. The treasure is hidden in Smogoff
2. The treasure is not hidden in one of my posts

happy hunting!
 
BREAKING: representatives from the todd bonzalez posting points consortium have just announced they have broken an illegal posting points laundering ring. participants have been identified, their posting points seized, and authorities are working to reinstate pp to their rightful owners

this is a huge win for good, honest posters, and should send a clear message to all would-be posting points pirates

ppp—take heed: we're coming for you

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Not so fast, I have my own challenge prepared (maybe?)
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I have hidden some number of posting points (at least one) in this safe, it is securely under my control
First to PM me the number code to the safe gets all the contents
The number code consists of three two-digit numbers
Good luck, first hint will be coming soon

Edit: First hint has arrived

AURA
BRANE
 
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Not so fast, I have my own challenge prepared (maybe?)
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I have hidden some number of posting points (at least one) in this safe, it is securely under my control
First to PM me the number code to the safe gets all the contents
The number code consists of three two-digit numbers
Good luck, first hint will be coming soon

Edit: First hint has arrived

AURA
BRANE

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THIS SAFE HAS BEEN SEIZED AS PART OF AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION
 
Now here's a thought. Think of this. Hydrogen Hydreigon seemingly gains nothing from these safe being opened, correct? Nothing clearly visible at least. But why would you do this otherwise? We all know that Hydrogen Hydreigon isn't kind or generous, so this isn't just to be nice to people. So, that leaves 2 options in my mind. Number one is that this isn't the real Hydrogen Hydreigon, and is instead a horrible beast luring us to a "safe" that is, in reality, just it eating the person who finds. This would explain the odd willingness to just give away posting points. However, what it does not explain is how this beast types in almost the exact same fashion that Hydrogen Hydreigon does. One could explain this through some sort of "memory consumption" power, but that just seems a little bit too convenient for our situation. Even then, we do not want to eliminate this possibility, as it could still be true. Now, my next idea. Hydrogen Hydreigon secretly has no posting points. In this situation, they lose nothing! But they do gain entertainment. Here's the scene. Hydrogen Hydreigon is bored, doing nothing and wondering what to watch. Then suddenly, an idea! The idea is to give people false hope of a correct safe code that doesn't exist. Then, as everyone stumbles around wildly looking for the treasure, entertainment is created! You would get to watch people search and search, never finding the supposed code. You get to see them become more desperate, trying their hardest to trick Hydrogen Hydreigon into revealing the code but to no avail. And, in the end, Hydrogen Hydreigon has also made a profit off of free reactions to something that doesn't exist. The only problem is that some have already fallen for this trap, and may not believe that Hydrogen Hydreigon would be so malevolent as to do this for entertainment. That is a problem for another post though.
 
Now here's a thought. Think of this. Hydrogen Hydreigon seemingly gains nothing from these safe being opened, correct? Nothing clearly visible at least. But why would you do this otherwise? We all know that Hydrogen Hydreigon isn't kind or generous, so this isn't just to be nice to people. So, that leaves 2 options in my mind. Number one is that this isn't the real Hydrogen Hydreigon, and is instead a horrible beast luring us to a "safe" that is, in reality, just it eating the person who finds. This would explain the odd willingness to just give away posting points. However, what it does not explain is how this beast types in almost the exact same fashion that Hydrogen Hydreigon does. One could explain this through some sort of "memory consumption" power, but that just seems a little bit too convenient for our situation. Even then, we do not want to eliminate this possibility, as it could still be true. Now, my next idea. Hydrogen Hydreigon secretly has no posting points. In this situation, they lose nothing! But they do gain entertainment. Here's the scene. Hydrogen Hydreigon is bored, doing nothing and wondering what to watch. Then suddenly, an idea! The idea is to give people false hope of a correct safe code that doesn't exist. Then, as everyone stumbles around wildly looking for the treasure, entertainment is created! You would get to watch people search and search, never finding the supposed code. You get to see them become more desperate, trying their hardest to trick Hydrogen Hydreigon into revealing the code but to no avail. And, in the end, Hydrogen Hydreigon has also made a profit off of free reactions to something that doesn't exist. The only problem is that some have already fallen for this trap, and may not believe that Hydrogen Hydreigon would be so malevolent as to do this for entertainment. That is a problem for another post though.
too long + didn't read + ratio + sounds gay + sporks are the meme utensil + Ghetsis's ace is dumb + antipog
 
It has recently come to light that Ullar is also in on this plot, as Ullar has attempted to discredit my assumptions as to the condition of the treasure. You can further prove my original claims as well as Hydrogen Hydreigon also attempted to discredit my post, but could not due to it looking suspicious. After Hydrogen Hydreigon hadn't posted, Ullar used Hydrogen Hydreigon as a catalyst to further their goal of defamation and discredit. This, in my mind, proves that they are both scheming to reach the same goal. The goal in this case being either a meal of hapless code guessers or entertainment. Both theories still hold up, as discrediting me would make the assumed beast more likely to gain more food from treasure hunters. If people believed my post, they wouldn't search for the treasure though and this is why they have discredited me. Now, the real question that arises from this new complication is whether or not Hydrogen Hydreigon and Ullar are the same beast or if Ullar is some sort of tortured soul, remaining uneaten as long as more people become food for Hydrogen Hydreigon. Now, if the correct theory is the other one, it still does make sense. In that situation they clearly want entertainment, correct? In discrediting me, they gain entertainment from more posts created by me along with the hope that I would become confused and become even more entertaining. But the joke is on Ullar, as I have not become confused or befuddled from their post. And if Ullar created this post to actually read my masterpiece of a response for entertainment, I am glad for the compliment but ask that you stop the code scam as it is rude and rather unbecoming of you. Do not give people false hope for the unobtainable. It makes people sad when they realize they cannot obtain it. And I don't like it when people become sad.
 
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