What are some of your food crimes?

[Dabob95]

I've recently committed a few food crimes so why not share so we can all see that we aren't too crazy because surely someone else did something worse.

 

[Dabob95]

To list out a few of mine

• Ate pasta with a butter knife
• Ate ice cream with a fork
• Ate ice cream with a knife
• Ate a spoonful of mayonnaise
• Ate pizza with 2 butter knifes (like chopsticks)
• 
  This burger...

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I once threw a bucket of pistachios at a person who was allergic to all tree nuts

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

Apple Juice + Milk tasted great the last time I drank it 10 years ago
Also I eat the cheese off the pizza so I can enjoy the tomato breaad

 

[SwordIsBored]

Orange juice + cereal apparently??? It is genuinely a sheist breakfast though.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

I eat sushi with my fingers

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

fashioned a crude knife out of breadsticks and killed three people

 

[uppa]

me and the boys used to fastball milk cartons at the wall during lunch and it would make a loud thud and an impressive spatter

 

[shadowpea]

Ate pizza with 2 butter knifes (like chopsticks)

i respect any makeshift chopsticks when there are no conventional ones around

 

[a fairy]

eaten cold pizza with a bit of ketchup on top

 

[bdt2002]

I regularly tell people I’m going to order a Diet Water with my meals at dinner

 

[shadowpea]

I regularly tell people I’m going to order a Diet Water with my meals at dinner

have you tried freeze dried water

 

[bdt2002]

have you tried freeze dried water

No!? That’s a thing!? I knew about the Pokeymon move of a similar name but maybe now I can finally get my revenge on this stupid thing in real time, thanks for the recommendation!


(bro knows what he did)

 

[Jungle cruiser]

I once craved a toasted bread during breakfast, but all I had was some hamburger buns. So naturally, I took the top one, toasted it and put some jelly on it!

 

[bdt2002]

I once craved a toasted bread during breakfast, but all I had was some hamburger buns. So naturally, I took the top one, toasted it and put some jelly on it!

This thread is for food crimes, not genuinely really good ideas. You quite literally cooked

 

[Comett7778]

Taco Cheez It's and/or Cool Ranch Doritos dipped in vanilla yogurt is actually heat

Also my sister used to dip cantaloupe in Ranch which is just sounds awful.

 

[bdt2002]

Taco Cheez It's and/or Cool Ranch Doritos dipped in vanilla yogurt is actually heat

Also my sister used to dip cantaloupe in Ranch which is just sounds awful.

Haven’t tried the first part but the second part about the cantaloupe I can confirm is terrible and should be illegal in seven countries

Unrelated side note, but I have a major weakness for the White Cheddar Cheez-Its specifically, White Cheddar in general is probably my favorite cheese by a noticeable margin.

 

[adjectivenoun]

My friends and I made unholy things out of the stuff we didn't want to eat in our lunches when I was in high school. I shall describe our crimes no further for fear of invoking the ire of God.