What even is homestuck? (Incoleo vs. Canis Majoris)

[Canis Majoris]

Alright, time to send out Charles the Embirch @Nothing!

Blaze Kick > Flame Wheel > Blaze Kick
IF Successful P/E Move THEN Aromatherapy the first time and Growth the second, pushing back
IF Dig AND you are slower THEN Counter and push back

 

[Incoleo]

SO MUCH FIRE T~T
Sub (25)>Unown s (sky attack)>Earthquake
IF blaze kick crits A1, SCREAM BECAUSE I AM SO UNLUCKY RN

 

[Houndoomsday]

Canis Majoris 64.4%

Charles the Embirch
2/2/3/3/52 (-evasion)
HP: 90
EN: 100%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: Paralyzed (10%)!

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 59.6%

Bacon the Swinub
3/1/2/2/50
HP: 58
EN: 58%
Status:

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 80
EN: 68%
Status: Fresh

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Switch in: -15 HP Stealth Rock

TI-84

Turn 1
Charles used Blaze Kick!
-6 en
Hit: 47 yup
Crit: 13 no
Damage: (9+3+3-1.5)*1.5=20.25
Effect: 86 no

Bacon used Substitute (25)!
-24 en

Turn 2

Bacon is gathering it's strength!

Charles use Flame Wheel!
-3 en
Crit: 3 no
Damage: (6+3+3-1.5)*1.5=15.75
Effect: Sub

Bacon used Sky Attack
-10 en
Crit: 3 no
Damage: (14+4.5-3)*1.5=23.25

Turn 3
Charles used Blaze Kick!
-6 en
Hit: 52 yup
Crit: 3 no
Damage: (9+3+3-1.5)*1.5=20.25
Effect: sub

Bacon's Sub Broke!

Bacon used Earthquake!
-6 en
Crit: 2 no
Damage: (10+3+4.5-3)*1.5=21.75

Canis Majoris 42.2%

Charles the Embirch
2/2/3/3/52 (-evasion)
HP: 30
EN: 85%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: Paralyzed (10%)!

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 43.0%

Bacon the Swinub
3/1/2/2/50
HP: 13
EN: 18%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 80
EN: 68%
Status: Fresh

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Unown left: acdeghijklmnoqrvxyz

 

[Incoleo]

Ice Shard+Ice Shard combo!>Cooldown (ice shard+ice shard combo)>Oh shit I'm ded (ice shard+ice shard combo)
IF damaging priority is used in a combo, unown q (quick guard) and push back
IF successful P/E, chill and push back

 

[Canis Majoris]

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."
Unown E (Endure) > Giga Drain > Giga Drain

 

[Houndoomsday]

Canis Majoris 42.2%

Charles the Embirch
2/2/3/3/52 (-evasion)
HP: 30
EN: 85%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: Paralyzed (10%)!

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 43.0%

Bacon the Swinub
3/1/2/2/50
HP: 13
EN: 18%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 80
EN: 68%
Status: Fresh

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Calcs!

Turn 1
Charles used Endure!
-15 en

Swinub used Ice Shard^2
-20 en
Crit: 7 no
Damage: 9+4.5-3=10.5

Swinub was ENKO'd!

Canis Majoris 38.5%

Charles the Embirch
2/2/3/3/52 (-evasion)
HP: 20
EN: 70%
Status: KOC!

Bench

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: Paralyzed (10%)!

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 38.2%

Bacon the Swinub
3/1/2/2/50
HP: KO
EN: -2%
Status: KO'd!

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 80
EN: 68%
Status: Fresh

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Unown left: acdghijklmnoqrvxyz

OoO
Incoleo sends out
Canis Orders
Incoleo orders
I ref

 

[Incoleo]

Go charcoal!! (cynda)

 

[Canis Majoris]

"My pride fell with my fortunes."
Aromatherapy > Toxic > Rock Slide
IF Successful P/E move when you would use Toxic THEN Chill and push back
IF damaging evasive move when you would use Toxic AND you are slower THEN Counter and push back

 

[Incoleo]

Toxic isn't very nice, you know *smh*
Flamethrower>Dig>Flame burst

(also, hdoom, damage rounds up if it's at something-point-five)

 

[Houndoomsday]

Incoleo I fixed the damage

Canis Majoris 38.5%

Charles the Embirch
2/2/3/3/52 (-evasion)
HP: 19
EN: 70%
Status: KOC!

Bench

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: paralyzed 10%!

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 38.2%

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 80
EN: 68%
Status: Fresh

Bench

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Battle!

Turn 1
Charcoal used Flamethrower!
-6 en
Crit: 5 no
Damage: (10+3+3-4.5)=11.5
Burn: 18 no

Charles used Aromatherapy!
-8 en
His team was cured!

Turn 2
Charcoal dug underground!

Charcoal used Dig!
-10 en
Crit: 4 no
Damage: 8+1.5-3=6.5

Charles used Counter!
-9.25 En
9.75 damage!

Turn 3
Charcoal used Flame Burst!
-5 en
Crit: 16 no
Damage: KO

Canis Majoris 31.1%

Charles the Embirch
2/2/3/3/52 (-evasion)
HP: KO
EN: 53%
Status: KOC!

Bench

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: Fresh!!

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 34.4%

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 70
EN: 52%
Status: KOC

Bench

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Unown left: acdghijklmnoqrvxyz

Canis sends out
Incoleo orders
Canis orders

 

[Canis Majoris]

Sending out Eris the Skitty again

 

[Incoleo]

Switching to egg, counterswitch?

 

[Canis Majoris]

Go ahead and order.

 

[Canis Majoris]

I don't exactly want my first win in ASB to be a DQ, Incoleo.... please do order if you can.

 

[Incoleo]

I'm sorry, Canis, things are just getting really hard to handle right now :C
Endure>Psychic>Solarbeam
IF fake out is used in a combo A1, change actions to: Unown q (quick guard)>Psychic>Solarbeam
IF unown h (hail), and you have not used an unown this round use unown r (rain dance) and push back

 

[Canis Majoris]

Endure: The Pokemon braces itself for impact and will not be KOed by any direct attack, physical or special, for that round. The adrenaline generated by this attack means that the Pokemon will also not faint due to energy exhaustion by attacks used during the round Endure was used in. The Pokemon must still have enough Energy to use Endure, or it will fail. The energy required to tense their muscles mean that a Pokemon cannot use this move two rounds successively. Additionally, due to the energy expenditure, a Pokemon under the effects of Endure may not use a Combination attack.

Sorry Inco :<

 

[Incoleo]

Gah sorry fixed

 

[Canis Majoris]

"Nya, free damage!"

Unown R (Rapid Spin) > Dig > Fake Out

 

[Houndoomsday]

Canis Majoris 31.1%

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 40
EN: 56%
Status: Fresh!!

Bench

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Stealth Rocked!

Incoleo 34.4%

[/hide]
Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 23
EN: 33%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 70
EN: 52%
Status: KOC


Switch Phase Stealth Rocks: -12 HP Eris

Hide

Scramble used Endure -15 en

Eris used Unown R Rapid Spin
-5 en
Crit: 9138
Damage (4+4)=8

Eris Digged!
-9 en

Scramble used Psychic
It missed
-5 en

Eris popped up
Crit: 2371 n
Damage: (8+4)=12

Eris used Fake Out
-3 en
Crit: Irrelevant
Damage: Down to 1 hp

Scramble flinched

Canis Majoris 26.7%

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 28
EN: 39%
Status: Fresh!!

Bench

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Incoleo 27.0%

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 3
EN: 13%
Status: Fresh!

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 70
EN: 52%
Status: KOC



Unown left: acdghijklmnoqvxyz

 

[Houndoomsday]

smogon is glitching like crazy for me; I reffed the entire round, but very little is showing up. Can you guys see it?

 

[Incoleo]

I can only see the pre-round ;n;

 

[Canis Majoris]

I can only see the pre-round ;n;

Same here.

 

[Houndoomsday]

Switch Phase Stealth Rocks: -12 HP Eris

Hide

Scramble used Endure -15 en

Eris used Unown R Rapid Spin
-5 en
Crit: 9138
Damage (4+4)=8

Eris Digged!
-9 en

Scramble used Psychic
It missed
-5 en

Eris popped up
Crit: 2371 n
Damage: (8+4)=12

Eris used Fake Out
-3 en
Crit: Irrelevant
Damage: Down to 1 hp

Scramble flinched

Canis Majoris 26.7%

Eris the Skitty!
Item: Lucky Egg
3/2/1/2/50
HP: 28
EN: 39%
Status: Fresh!!

Bench

Cecille the Houndour
1/3/3/2/65
HP: 44
EN: 47%
Status: Fresh!

Incoleo 27.0%

Scrambled the Exeggcute!
Item: Nothing
2/3/3/2/34
HP: 1
EN: 13%
Status: Fresh![/HIDE]

Bench

Charcoal the Cyndaquil
1/2/2/2/75
HP: 70
EN: 52%
Status: KOC



Unown left: acdghijklmnoqvxyz[/QUOTE]

hmmm how about this? no pre round just post

 

[Canis Majoris]

Note Exeggcute has 1 HP. (23-8-12-Fake Out damage)

"Nya, please go away!"

Fake Out > Fake Out > Fake Out
IF Exeggcute uses a successful P/E move THEN Chill and push back.
IF Exeggcute uses a higher priority combo THEN Fake Out + Fake Out and push back.

 

[Incoleo]

Protective Moves: Protect, Detect
Evasive Moves: Agility (Evasive), Teleport (Evasive)

quick guard isn't there, js

unown q (quick guard)>die>ded
IF you're not dead when you would act a2 or a3 (for whatever reason), psychic