what if the ocean was made of orange juice?

[vesp]

Following a discussion with my sister, in which we argued for about 40 minutes about whether or not it counts as orange juice if its not from oranges / if it counts as orange juice if its a different color; I thought it would be nice to continue the discussion with members of the smoom subforum.

Things of Note:
-its not juice FROM oranges, though it is Orange Juice, it was never juiced.
-It is no pulp.
-if eaten it magically replenishes at the start of the next year.
-fish live in it just as if they were living in water

 

[Mechalico]

-fish live in it just as if they were living in water

what about bivalves

 

[az]

based on the principle of equivalent exchange and the theory of relativity in this universe the defendant in the most publicised criminal case of the 90s would be water simpson

 

[vesp]

what about bivalves

they're all DEAD. what should the Florida football team be called now? my vote is Florida chameleons

 

[ULTRA SPACE JAM]

what if the ocean was made of orange juice?​

How are lakes affected by this?

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

finally, a hypothetical scenario that realistically  would affect the trout population

 

[Teh]

are lakes affected by this too? is ocean orange juice significantly saltier than lake orange juice or do they taste the same?

 

[MAMP]

that would be so awesome...

 

[vesp]

How are lakes affected by this?

are lakes affected by this too? is ocean orange juice significantly saltier than lake orange juice or do they taste the same?

lakes are grape juice, rivers are prune juice, lagoons are blueberry juice.

 

[Sijih]

it would be amazing. the ocean would already have marinaded my gas station sushi in orange juice for me

 

[Triple777 Vinny]

orange juice is fucking gross.

 

[Durant]

This would have a disastrous effect on wildlife in the Slufter

 

[vishy fishy]

How are lakes affected by this?

Pog flavored

 

[Bughouse]

Is tap water orange juice too? If so rip to brushing your teeth

 

[phoopes]

based on the principle of equivalent exchange and the theory of relativity in this universe the defendant in the most publicised criminal case of the 90s would be water simpson

great, now what balances out the OJGate scandal, the battle of OJloo, and beloved musician Muddy OJs?

 

[Adeleine]

what about orange soda instead

 

[Bog Monster]

what about orange soda instead

I like to imagine that the massive sugar content of the waters would lead to yeast blooms, causing it to be naturally carbonated

 

[Ajencis]

i'm not sure exactly how but i think we'd all die

 

[Jungle cruiser]

Would all the sea animals become orange themed like that one dream sequence of the 2011 Winnie the Pooh movie but orange instead of honey?

 

[internet]

 

[vesp]

what about orange soda instead

i like how you think...