While I was gone I set two speed running world records that no one cares about- and then I didn’t

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I did it again
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So I’ve had more free time recently and I decided to spend it horse racing in Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age — Definitive Edition. Specifically the horse racing. I figured I was pretty good at it and I compared my time for the Black Cup (the last/hardest cup) to the world record and I was pretty close! So I’ve been grinding on both the full race and fastest lap world records. And I beat both of them to obtain both world records!

...or so I thought. Turns out someone had the same idea as me so by the time I got verified someone else uploaded faster verified times than me. Sad! I think my only consolation is that I was doing it on difficult mode like the old record while it appears the person who beat me was playing on easy. I might continue to grind, I might not. We’ll see!

https://www.speedrun.com/dqxi/Horse_Racing#Full_Race
 
Glad you are back. I was worried you died and requested that senior staff doxx you to confirm your death. Many people were upset at me for that proposition. I do not apologize...

Very happy to hear how fast you are at Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age — Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch™ and Nintendo Switch Lite™ family of systems (not included), though!
 
if you want to finally break the record i can be your personal trainer.

your regimen will be:
7 low cholesterol high protein meals a day (totalling around 5.5k calories, no egg yolks)
4.5 hours of dragon quest horse racing
4.5 hours leg exercises (can't skip legs, need to maintain balance in body)
lots of steroids
at least 8 hours of sleep
massages (all types)
intense film review of that day's dragon quest horse racing

i can bring you to the top. the decision is yours. you can be the champion i almost was, back when i was dragon quest horse racing myself in '85. i believe in you slugger. you hit above your weight
 
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