why can’t we run a toaster in water

[Dead by Daylight]

post title, I need someone to explain this to me.

 

[Teh]

it makes the toast soggy :(

 

[internet]

you better go catch it!

 

[chimp]

Cuz water is gluten intolerant

 

[igiveuponaname]

It has no legs

 

[Just A Shroom God]

easy, it's because of newton's third law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. obviously, when you put a toaster in a bathtub, that action is very rude because now the toast is all soggy and gross and so due to the laws of physics and morality the water must now react by doing something equally rude back, killing you to death. hope this helps!

 

[Dead by Daylight]

it makes the toast soggy :(

so does putting butter on the toast though

 

[Runo]

None of these posts are actually considering the toaster's feelings in this scenario. I would fight back if someone tried to drown me in a bathtub too.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

You don't believe in the toaster enough

 

[woodgoldtwo]

because toasters can't swim and would drown which would be very sad :(

 

[phoopes]

You don't believe in the toaster enough

To be real with you, once the toaster gives me a reason to believe, I will. In fact, I’ve already addressed this:

 

[LeonLeeds]

Hither, hither. I Lord Bartholmus IV decree that all toasters may run in whichever waters they please. It is not by the judgment of another man that a toaster should not be able to partake in the wonders of the large sea masses, that inward, lie the key to life of our world. My good servant and friend, the aid of kitchen, always dreamed of one day discovering the ocean's treasures, before being smelted alive. He does make a damn good sword though.

 

[Scizor Boladão]

spongebob didnt made it?

 

[cookie]

i dont get it either because toast is literally made of carbohydrates