would you rather be trapped in a cage with an angry orangutan or an angry jaguar

[RODAN]

 

[KnightoftheWind]

I can take on yellow turds with Pac-man heads any day.

 

[November Blue]

This simulation attempts to ascertain whether enraged animals can be disarmed with jokes. The human test subjects are placed in the cage with their choice of either an orangutan or a jaguar, and instructed to tell jokes to calm the animal.

There have been 84 casualties insofar. Testing will continue to determine which, if any, jokes are effective. Aperture science assures you that all testing equipment is scratch, bite, and dent proof, and is cleaned daily.

 

[Nastyjungle]

sorry rodan your artists badge is still a little ways away

 

[Manafii101]

2 cos i needa lose weight and cos jaguar

cubs are cute