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Order: Porygon, Magnemite
Action 1:
Zap! used Unown I: Imprison!
Resistor can't use Thunderbolt, Protect or Tackle! (6 actions)
Resistor can't use Thunderbolt due to Imprison! (-1 action imprison)
Numbers: -8 EN Porygon
But still not well enough to provide much in flavor. Resistor Protects against Zap!'s Yawn, Zap! Recovers while Resistor botches a Metal Sound, and then the Porygon Chills as the Magnemite uses Thunderbolt.
Order: Porygon, Magnemite
Action 1 (Priority: Magnemite)
Resistor used Protect!
Resistor protected itself!
Zap! Used Unown Y: Yawn!
Resistor protected itself!
Numbers: -7 EN Porygon, -7 EN Magnemite
Action 2
Zap! used Recover!
Zap! recovered 20 HP!
Resistor used Metal Sound!
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 9026 = Miss)
Numbers: +20 HP Porygon, -11 EN Porygon, -5 EN Magnemite
Resistor
HP: 45
EN: 61
Speed: 39
Status Ailments: Imprison (Thunderbolt, Protect and Tackle, 3 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Sturdy (-1 BAP from enemy's attacks), Anti-speed Nature (-10 evasion)
Round 7 6: We haven't reached round 7 yet! That isn't canon, stop talking about it!
Welcome back, folks! This round has turned into quite the war of attrition, as neither side is willing to give ground. It opens up with Zap! the Porygon grabbing a Y to let out a big fat Yawn, while Resistor torments the audience with a ear-rending Metal Sound...that unfortunately affects everyone EXCEPT its target. The Magnemite is unfazed, however, and begins...what appears to be charging its lazer...
Taking a cue from this, Zap! Recovers its damage...a wise move, as Resistor has combined two flash cannons to wreck the Porygon with Radiant Blast! Damn, had Zap! not healed beforehand this could've been a real killer. Sadly, the sheer recoil of the attack leaves Resistor reeling, allowing its Porygon nemesis to Chill off some fatigue.
Both pokemon have nearly squandered their respective energy reserves. What'll happen next? Stay tuned!
Order: Porygon, Magnemite
Action 1
Zap! used Unown Y: Yawn!
-(Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit)
Resistor became drowsy! (will fall asleep on A1 next round)
Resistor used Metal Sound! (-1 action imprison)
-(Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 9156 = Miss (again))
Resistor's attack missed!
Numbers: -7 EN Porygon, -5 EN Magnemite
Resistor
HP: 45
EN: 25
Speed: 39
Status Ailments: Drowsy (Will fall asleep after A1)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: Sturdy (-1 BAP from enemy's attacks), Anti-speed Nature (-10 evasion)
Round 7: Death's Door
Folks, this battle has turned into an absolute bloodbath - Zap! suffers a Thunderbolt from Resistor as it takes a much-needed Chill, but it looks like the Magnemite has fallen asleep from that Yawn last round...something the shiny Porygon takes advantage of and grabs one of the few remaining unowns - an H - to scorch its nemesis with a devastating Heat Wave; Damn, that hit Resistor like a mack truck - so hard it actually jarred the Magnemite out of its nap! Desperately trying to regain its bearings, Resistor attempts to Chill off some fatigue, but Zap! continues its searing assault with an unown-spawned Plume of Lava!
Ladies and gentlemen, one of these pokemon is going to CROAK next round, I can guarantee it! Stay tuned!
Order: Porygon, Magnemite
Action 1
Zap! used Chill!
Zap! Recovered 12 EN!
Resistor used Thunderbolt!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance (crit <= 625): 1116 = No
-Paralysis chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 8083 = No
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 4 - 3 = 14 damage
Resistor fell asleep!
-Sleep chance (1-3333, light; 3334-6666, deep; 6667-10000, intense): 6884 = intense sleep, 2 actions
Numbers: -14 HP Porygon, +12 EN Porygon, -6 EN Magnemite
Action 2
Zap! used Unown H: Heat Wave!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant due to Magnemite's nature = Hit
-Crit chance (crit <= 625) 426 = Crit
-Burn chance (Burn <= 1000): 2662 = No
-Damage: ((10 - 1 + 3 + 4 - 2) * 1.5) + 1.75 = (14 * 1.5) + 1.75 = 21 + 1.75 = 21 + 2 = 23 damage!
Resistor was startled from the blow! (-1 action sleep)
Resistor is fast asleep. (-1 action sleep)
Numbers: -23(!) HP Magnemite, -7 EN Porygon
Action 3
Zap! used Unown L: Lava Plume!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 1659 = No
-Burn chance (Burn <= 3000): 9064 = No
Damage: ((8 - 1 + 4 - 2) * 1.5) + 1.75 = (9 * 1.5) + 1.75 = 13.5 + 1.75 = 14 + 2 = 16 damage
Resistor woke up!
Resistor used Chill!
Resistor recovered 12 EN!
Numbers: -16 HP Magnemite, -6 EN Porygon, +12 EN Magnemite
Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe what I had just seen! Zap! has utterly annihilated Resistor - and reduced the arena to a smoldering crater - with an unown-induced Roar of Time! Resistor and Typon are completely defeated, folks - This! Battle! Is! Over! Thank you and good night!
Jesus Christ! How the hell are we gonna explain this one, dammit?! The arena's RUINED!
Order: Porygon, Magnemite
Action 1
Zap! used Unown R: Roar of time!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant due to nature = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625): 8922 = no
-Damage: ((15 - 1 + 4 - 2) * .67) + 1.75 = (20 * .67) + 1.75 = 13.4 + 1.75 = 14 + 2 = 16 damage
Resistor fainted!
Numbers: -6 HP Magnemite, -10 EN Porygon