You’ll never believe what climate change did this time

[antemortem]

 

[MellonCaullie]

this is so random lol

 

[Voltage]

I prefer "Grolar Bear"

 

[Sijih]

Nobody told me that global warming would give us stronger, more powerful bears.

I’m going to go burn fossil fuels and spray hairspray into the air until we get ultrabears the size of elephants

 

[phoopes]

Nobody told me that global warming would give us stronger, more powerful bears.

I’m going to go burn fossil fuels and spray hairspray into the air until we get ultrabears the size of elephants

cowman don't you already fart enough methane into the air???

 

[Sijih]

cowman don't you already fart enough methane into the air???

https://climate.nasa.gov/faq/33/which-is-a-bigger-methane-source-cow-belching-or-cow-flatulence/

Burp it mainly. I can throw in some more flatulence to get the ultrabears though. Hope you’re ready for the whole eastern seaboard to smell like Brussels sprouts.

 

[cookie]

Nobody told me that global warming would give us stronger, more powerful bears.

I’m going to go burn fossil fuels and spray hairspray into the air until we get ultrabears the size of elephants

as someone who is invested in the stock market, please no

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

sijih inventing an upgraded kind of bear during pride month... this is what true allyship looks like, folks

 

[antemortem]

as someone who is invested in the stock market, please no

just do like they did during the Great Depression and close your stocks right after they plummet

 

[quziel]

they're prounounced piss-ley bears actually

 

[antemortem]

they're prounounced piss-ley bears actually