It's no secret that this thread is like 5 different conversations happening similtaniously and nobody knows what each other is saying. So, as the polylignual person that I am, I have decided to shed some light so we can all break down walls and build bridges.
For my first translation I am going to be doing this post by the OP:
This roughly translates to "On Monday I was walking outside by the interstate and smelled something good coming from the local public library. I went in and they were having a hot dog eating contest! They then asked me to participate, and I said yes. I ate the most hot dogs out of everyone, and am now the Hot Dog God of Mexico."
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also welcome to page 5
also this is a shitpost I dont actually speak Spanish (I assume..?)