Your weird and wacky dreams

Last night I dreamt that, at the backyard, my mother and me found two wounded little birds, one orange and one blue. We decided to take care of them and nurse them back to health. Apparently many weeks passed in the dream, cuz next thing I knew they were healthy again. We both released them back into the backyard, and the very first thing the blue one did was hunt and eat a tiny scyther (yes, pokemon scyther). Before I could process that, my little sister screamed, claiming she saw a centipede near were we had found the birds originally. I went to investigate, and turned out that it wasn't a centipede, but a super long albino millipede. I was about to point it out when I woke up from the dream. Honestly, idk which dream was weirder, this or the one with the hallway...
 
Had a dream once I was driving around 12AM Night in my town there's a billboard off the intersection, and that Billboard just zoomed in slowly from car's perspective...with this CREEPY MUSIC playing in the background, (I woke up and got jumpscared by a billboard at the end.)
[Did I scream?]
Yes from a Freaking Billboard.
 
yureion said:
another update in my weird dreams involving my dog (cus i mean who's dog isn't their best buddy?)

i had a dream where he wasnt barking outside but speaking like poetry to the other dogs about what its like here and the other dogs spoke back in poetry what it's like there.

silly stuff like:
"my human named me Billbee (sister did - her nickname for our dad who passed maybe 6-7 months before getting him), he calls me Billbee Bubs
I love him cus he gives me belly rubs
the leaves are green and they let me play
i hope to see you guys one day

p.s. they even got a garden and those small annoying furry hissy things (cats)" type stuff loool.

its incredible how that dog has bleed into my dreams so deeply lol.

I grew up on too many cartoons loool.
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****Dont wanna be the guy to reply to himself but need to mention:

The house these dogs were from my dog was replying to burned down recently and I see my dog outside like "Where's the boys going crazy?" (Was 2 German Sheperds) and I didn't wanna assume (Yes it happened sadly) maybe... well -- ANYWAY... I might start taking him to a local park soon cus I can tell he's upset.

I had a dream he was bummed his friend didn't speak back last night and I was like "Damn, that shattered my soul" when i awoke, cus i know my boy, he knows and feels and sees everything cus he's had smartalicks around his life that sees everything that raised him lol.


My dog follows me in dreams often cus he sleeps with me. pressed side to side.
I can have a dream with my long term lady and i'll still have to be like "Poopy (a funny nickname) wanna go outside?" to ahem the dream lol.

He;s been in my dreams a lot more and idk if ts cus he;s been more pressed up on me cus maybe he lost some friends. (Id understand it having been there) but ive had so many dreams with my Pup recently and I'm starting to think life is telling me "Spend even more time with that floppy eared (basset hound) bozo lol.
 
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We got an especially weird one here folks:

Me, Spider-Man, Kazuya, and Leffen are a super team(?) of heroes(?) that had to infiltrate the evil(?) castle heist style and steal back the magic macguffin that would send the world into peril. And we were apparently the only ones that could do it.
 
had a dream i had a pet monkey the other night (believe my dad said he actually did in the 70s for a short time lol) and it for some reason was raking the back yard as my dog walks around standing on its back (the monkey on my dog's that is ofc) while doing so for some reason Less Than Jake was playing cus I guess that appeased him lol.
 
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last night i dreamt that i was meeting obamna and he was a cool guy but in the back of my head i was thinking "yeah but like... the drones...". it's nice to know that my political opinions are consistent in the dreamrealm at least... otherwise i have mainly been dreaming about people i have left behind. which is bittersweet innit.
 
I dreamt that my parents asked me something about the letter y which was to help them spell kayak, and then I was left in a flooded neighborhood, I don’t know if I could swim well in there.
 
i had a dream one time because my friend had just saved a baby duck and where i live one of the local monuments is a GIANT DUCK that also is like a lil shop and area for people to come see (Hence Long Island's minor league baseball team being known as the Ducks lol) and that Giant duck just uprooted and stomped the 45 minutes at least to go from where it sits naturally to where he lived to get it's baby back.

it was like that rugrats episode where angelica has the nightmare of the giant baby lol.
 
I dreamt I had a Jolteon out against a Skarmory, and I clicked HP Grass while an unrevealed Swampert came in for a one hit KO from full health!

After waking up, I checked the damage calc and I knew it was too good to be true. 252 SpA 30 IVs Jolteon Hidden Power Grass vs. 248 HP / 44 SpD Swampert: 285-336 (70.7 - 83.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery.

Yes I occasionally play ADV OU games in my dreams.
 
In another dream I recently had, I was playing a tournament match against someone over-the-board. We were in a playing hall, and Pokemon Showdown appeared as a hologram from the table we were sat at, while a crowd was formed around the table watching us play (I've played local chess tournaments, it was kinda like I experienced there only with Pokemon instead of chess). While looking my opponent in the eye, I managed to pivot my Choice Band Tyranitar on their Choice Scarf Tyranitar clicking Crunch, and I clicked Pursuit as they switched out doing roughly 30%. A few turns later, I make the exact same play again and get another Pursuit 30% as they try switching Tyranitar out again. Suddenly, Blunder moves to the front of the crowd and starts shittalking my opponent about his plays while our match is still on-going. I try to make the rest of my moves but can't help but listen to the discussion happening in front of me, then I wake up.

Looking back at the dream, I think being able to see your opponent while they make moves would add an interesting dynamic to the game.
 
had a extremely fucked up dream of a friend of mine I hadn't heard from in a while randomly pop up irl and showed me a cockroach nest, a legitimately nest of cockroaches that where on the roof. One of them fell off onto me and I woke up...Trippy thing is when I woke up from it, for 0.5
of a second I saw the nest irl. weird dream man
 
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ALL my dreams are weird and wacky but this is my most recent. came in 3 completely disconnected parts

  1. evil old lady with light blue skin was chasing me through what looked like a nature-ish rendition (there was a waterfall and clouds and stuff) of one of the 8-ball levels from Octo Expansion and trying to kill me. i could outrun her and fight her off but only if i sang Radio
  2. there was an entire fully functioning Hot Topic inside my house that i slept in despite having my own bedroom. in the dream, my dad got mad at me for it (it's IN OUR HOUSE why are you mad smh)
  3. i was in my musical theater class and we were for some reason learning Marsha, Thankk You For The Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave
 
had a weird dream last night that took place in what i can only describe as what looked like a single-floor art deco Ikea?? i barely remember it but i distinctly remember complaining to a friend that i couldn't sing McDonalds In The Pentagon bc the vocals were too low and it was hurting my throat (i can sing that song perfectly fine irl, the vocals are actually pretty high)
 
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