I've read through this whole thread, from beginning to end. Yes, my sanity has probably been damaged slightly by this act. But I found the entire topic fairly interesting.
I am solidly in the "Uber Garchomp" camp, simply because it has so much going for it. I think a lot of people who try to argue that it should be OU, are trying to only focus on one or two aspects of Garchomp. When everything he has going for it is put together, Defensive, Offensive, and the Support it gives the rest of your team, it seems overwhelmingly Uber.
Let me attempt to bullet point everything that Garchomp has going for it... Some bullets get repeated, because they fall under more than one categories.
OFFENSIVE
- Astronomical Attack stat... 130
- Great STAB, one of, if not the best offensive type combination possible.
- Solid speed, 102 eliminates a few would-be speed ties
DEFENSIVE
- Very bulky, 108HP/95Def/85SpD
- Strong defensive typing, better than most other similar sweepers
- Resists Stealth Rock
- Immune to Thunder Wave
- In addition to all the above, Sand Veil adds huge RNG to benefit his defenses beyond already being strong.
- 1/3rd no misses, 1/3rd one miss, 1/3rd two or more misses.
- No Counters
- No reliable checks due to the significant difference between choice, yache, powder, and sub Garchomps, combined with Sand Veil for all varieties of Garchomp.
- Solid speed, 102 eliminates a few would-be speed ties.
SUPPORT
- Due to Sand Veil Hax, it can unreliably be killed without a large number of opposing checks to threaten it, which may allow others in your team to sweep the overloaded Garchomp checks.
- Often requires the sacrifice of a disproportionately large number of a opposing team in order to kill Garchomp.
- Stealth Rock resistance allows Garchomp to switch out fairly easily.
- The best way to kill an opponent's Garchomp, is with your own Garchomp.
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SUMMARY
Garchomp has the most powerful OU offense, backed by strong defense, good speed, great typing, and requires minimal support. And all this is combined with a powerful RNG defense; Unlike other heavy RNG Pokemon, Garchomp no weakpoint in in either offense, defense, speed, or typing.
That pretty much fits under the Uber classification IMO. It's easy to pick at any individual aspect and say "Oh, he's not really uber," but when you put everything together, no other OU Pokemon has even remotely close to as much going for it as Garchomp does. Maybe it doesn't quite qualify under the offensive category, maybe it doesn't quite qualify under the defensive category; but when you take both the offense, and the defense, and the RNG together, it easily is Uber.
Garchomp would be borderline Uber, and probably still Uber without it's ability. With it's ability, it is catapulted into Uber, as no pokemon that is offensively and defensively powerful as Garchomp should have such a strong RNG. Garchomp is broken.
Did I miss anything? Is there any reason why Garchomp should not be Uber based on that list?