vonFiedler
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A valiant effort
What a time to be alive.I have REBOLDED Paperblade's vote as he failed to post the required unvote post for unvoting, as stated in the rules.
You aren't alive, your spirit has left your host body and was replaced by pidge's. Your spirit was then drunk in the local tavern, digested and then flushed down. You are Schrodinger's Piss now.What a time to be alive.
But what is this? Do I hear another death? In another song form? Ladies and Gentlemen, please blame the killer for the following abomination!Dear Yeti,
You are Bud Spencer, the Italian Chuck Norris, kinda, sorta, not really!
You were a professional swimmer and water polo player, but now you kick ass on the widescreen, frequently paired up with Terrence Hill. You aren’t the best actor ever but who cares, nostalgia lenses goooooo!
Every night you MUST send the hosts travisscrissman and LightWolf “Night X - Punch <alias>!” in this very conversation. You will drop all pretenses and just knock them out in a single punch, leaving them unable to complete their actions.
You may also send the hosts travisscrissman and LightWolf “Night X - A Friend Is a Treasure” in this very conversation. Friends are important and you’ve lost yours, so for a single night in the game you will prevent anyone losing friends, BY PUNCHING EVERYONE! This will leave everyone in town unable to do anything that night. You may only do this once, since there was no sequel.
You are allied with the Busty, you win if all those who oppose you are dead.
Bud’s alias is: Ella
You are also Mario Girotti, actor since the age 12!
You were discovered at the mere age of 12 and continued acting in Italy till 1964, when you moved to Germany, your mother’s home. It seems you met someone important in 1960, I wonder what that led to...
Every night you MUST send the hosts travisscrissman and LightWolf “Night X - Can’t bomb <alias>” in this very conversation. You will use your experience of surviving the Dresden Bombing as mere child to keep your target safe, however you are still young so you will only be able to do so on even nights.
You are allied with the Busty, you win if all those who oppose you are dead.
Mario’s alias is: William McKinley
It appears King Dedede recently learned to swallow every night, what a horrible loss indeed!Dear penguin344,
You are Adrian Randolph Crump III, the Nightmare Penguin!
You are a man, trapped on the internet, trapped inside a penguin, who wants to be trapped inside a girl. For some reason your lifelong dream was to build a zoo, so you started working at a weapons manufacturing company, I guess there was no brain, trapped inside that man.
Due to your connections in the local zoo, if you vote every animal votes with you. Why people care what animals vote for in this town is another matter entirely, but it counts as plus 1 vote at least!
You are allied with the Curvy, you win if all those who oppose you are dead.
Crump’s alias is: Funeral
You are also King Dedede, another penguin I rigged it!
Why a King bothers with this election is a good question. Answer is food, you are easy to bribe! I shouldn’t give out roles for the sake of penguin jokes, it leaves me with no flavour content!
Every night you MUST send the hosts travisscrissman and LightWolf “Night X - Swallow <alias>” in this very conversation. You will suck up your target keeping them safe in your belly for the night, preventing them from being killed thanks to your healing stomach acid. Sadly they taste horrible forcing you to spend every even night washing it clean, ergo you may only protect people on Odd Nights.
You are allied with the Curvy, you win if all those who oppose you are dead.
Dedede’s alias is: Mr. Jelly