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aamto
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aamto

on whom the three Fates smile

aamto was last seen:
Apr 1, 2013
    1. gk
      gk
      FUCK THE KNICKS
    2. dak
      dak
      i greatly appreciate the gesture and shall in the foreseeable future commit to making an official visit to your realm. prepare the finest wine available in your country, for we shall celebrate as brothers.
    3. dak
      dak
      hb bartholomew "batt" abato

      i forgot to tell you on irc and am terribly sorry for this mistake, i ask of your foregiveness

      you hereby have the empires blessing and receive the privilege to use the aero jones imperial at your own discretion once

      godspeed
    4. Doomsday
      Doomsday
      Hello batthew
      We regret to inform you that your order has been deemed "unthinkable" by the management.
      Our CEO, Franco del Perro, had this commentary to add: "never forget the twinkies"
      Thank you and have a happy donkeyless day.
    5. Doomsday
      Doomsday
      man I don't trust that guy anymore. he is the scumbaggest mail employee ever. you should send it on a boat to make sure it gets here. portugal is always open to boats.
    6. Doomsday
      Doomsday
      truth is i always get new donkeys and re-name them alberto over and over

      THE BIG SECRET REVEALED
    7. Doomsday
      Doomsday
      HEY BYATCH

      what is up? i have walked a thousand miles with alberto the forthnight, in a drunken stupor.
    8. moi
      moi
      i'd never seen that link, it's a good read. unfortunately, none of them will get past the first two lines
    9. moot
    10. Stallion
      Stallion
      So, how do you have a such a big GIF avatar? It won't let me make one over 50 kb even when I resized it to tiny tiny sizes and I have a badge :( I wish to immortalise this for awhile!
    11. RODAN
      RODAN
      am i good enough yet
    12. Mekkah
      Mekkah
      ain't nothin' but a party
    13. gk
      gk
      you can derelict my balls
    14. Mekkah
      Mekkah
      if you are ever to perish, i will pray to all of cloud's gods that there is funk after death
    15. dak
      dak
      see you, space cowboy!
    16. dak
      dak
      the jonesdom conveys its utmost gratitude
    17. Mekkah
      Mekkah
      belle melone
    18. dak
      dak
      i hereby make it a law of the jonesdom that every citizen is by law required to support the new york metropolitans
    19. dak
      dak
      incoming surface-to-abato missile from the enemy forces! intercept by any means necessary
    20. Mekkah
      Mekkah
      do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
      we have taken control as to bring you the special show
      we will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
    21. dak
      dak
      i find your lack of funk disturbing
    22. dak
      dak
      i hereby open the ceremonies of the day of honour and glory

      may many more of these days follow
    23. dak
      dak
      i hereby declare the twenty second of may to be the official jonesdom holiday of honour and glory, for the first lieutenant deserves recognition for his acts of heroism in the great empire of space
    24. Mekkah
      Mekkah
      congratulations on your fire emblem graduation, matthew garcia amato
    25. dak
      dak
      matthew 'machine gun' amato

      first lieutenant soil farmer of the jonesdom and commander in chief of operation great barryr reef
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    [01:09:41] <+MATAMATO> vincent's vagina, existence: confirmed
    [01:10:24] <&Vincent> man I wish
    [01:10:40] <&Vincent> playing with my own vagina is a pleasure I'll never experience
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