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- Jul 16, 2010
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Doyen & Éminence Grise of the German Pokémon Community, Male, from Vienna
KLAUS GAUS SCHLEICH DICH @FAKES @SAPIENTIA May 3, 2015
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People call me the doyen as well as the éminence grise of the German Pokémon community. Recently, I reclaimed my title as the Austrian Poké Pope granting me access to the Pokéstolic See, while I continue the administration of my precious empire, Pokemonexperte.de, along with its increasingly popular Pokémon Online server.
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Hence you might wonder why I seem to never manage to type even a single sentence of proper English or why I consistently add "-er-" or "-la" to almost to every second word – in addition to my abysmal spelling. Some of you may even be disturbed by my frequent use of "oha".
The reason is, despite being a recognized information scientist specializing in the computerized financial exploitation of Pokémon playing minors, I prefer to disguise myself as the dyslexic 17-year-old German-Vietnamese rental nomad offspring shaken by attention deficit disorder known as "Lowgock", in order to escape from both the doyen's loyal servants demanding my wise counsel as well as my tedious brother, the bad seed of our family.
DaFlo, bane of my nerves, leave this profile! IMMEDIATELY!!! (He is perma-banned on my Server, fyi!)
Oh, and [CB]Princess: If you read this, please feel free to send me some more nude pictures of yours, or as we say in Austria: "pussi zieh dein bh aus!"