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Lowgock
Joined:
Jul 16, 2010
Messages:
381
Trophy Points:
0
Gender:
Male
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Location:
Vienna
Occupation:
Doyen

Lowgock

Doyen & Éminence Grise of the German Pokémon Community, Male, from Vienna

is a SPL Winneris the 3rd Grand Slam Winner

KLAUS GAUS SCHLEICH DICH @FAKES @SAPIENTIA May 3, 2015

    1. sebixxl
      sebixxl
      Rette mich
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Bin da
        Jul 27, 2015 at 3:20 PM
    2. hellpowna
      hellpowna
      hello, we're paired for gsc smogon classic r2. im gmt +2 and im always online from 3pm to 4.30 pm gmt everyday. if u have probs with that time, i can be online from 12pm to 2am, but i need to know when, need to organize. see you
    3. Lowgock
      Lowgock
      KLAUS GAUS SCHLEICH DICH @FAKES @SAPIENTIA
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        *GAUSS

        WANN AOE?
        May 3, 2015
    4. Sapientia
      Sapientia
      was für life problems denn
      1. sebixxl
        sebixxl
        asiaten und schnniedel
        Apr 3, 2015
      2. Sapientia
        Sapientia
        dang got 99 problems, but penile length ain't no one
        Apr 3, 2015
    5. Steve Angello
      Steve Angello
      Wos deine zweite trophy man
    6. Destiny Device
      Destiny Device
      hi, just found out we're paired for no excuses and the deadline is today LOL
      i'll be at #spl. if we don't play it's probably going to be a coinflip decision
    7. Edacosis
      Edacosis
      Hi,

      We're paired up for the ADV NU mini tour. I'm GMT -8. Let me know what times work for you.
      1. Edacosis
        Edacosis
        So... any news?
        Mar 5, 2015
      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        take the win
        Mar 6, 2015
    8. daftmau5
      daftmau5
      Hey mate, we're matched up for OST round 4.

      I'm GMT+11. What's your timezone and what's good for you?
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        I'm gmt+1 we could either do in my saturday morning (around 10 am for me 7pm for you) or in your sunday morning (around 8 am for you?)
        Mar 4, 2015
      2. daftmau5
        daftmau5
        I'm going to be out Saturday night so let's do my Sunday morning. I'll be on at 8am my time :]
        Mar 4, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ill be on smogtour
        Mar 7, 2015
    9. Brazilian Army
      Brazilian Army
      Bro I can play all weekend GMT-3 for no excuses,
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      2. Brazilian Army
        Brazilian Army
        Will be at work, but I can like 7pm
        Feb 25, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ok
        Feb 25, 2015
      4. Brazilian Army
        Brazilian Army
        Man, as It was my fault for schedule issues, just sent me a time so we can play
        Feb 28, 2015
    10. sebixxl
      sebixxl
      Wix dick
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        and if youre still bleeding youre the lucky one
        cause most of our feelings they are dead and gone
        Feb 24, 2015
    11. Derk
      Derk
      add me on skype derk_ultimate for a better contact
    12. xray
      xray
      bist entfolowt weil du mich auch entfolowt hast du betrüger
    13. radianthero156
      radianthero156
      hy

      yo, lowgock, i can play wednesday, thursday and friday, at about 20h00-22h00. weekend is incredibly busy for me, so lets play early pls
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        that might be p bad since i'm not very keen on playin that late on weekdays, something like 2 hours later is not possible for u?
        if not we could try friday maybe
        Feb 9, 2015
      3. radianthero156
        radianthero156
        2 hours later? dont u mean earlier? oO

        but i guess friday works, see you there
        Feb 9, 2015
      4. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Ye thats what i meant lol
        Anyways i'd appreciate if u could come on as early as possible friday since i cant guarantee that i wont fall asleep at the later stages of your time range lol
        Feb 9, 2015
    14. Lowgock
      Lowgock
      luck is for suckers
    15. Lowgock
      Lowgock
      if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Good book
        May 3, 2015
      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Good book
        May 3, 2015
    16. IronBullet93
      IronBullet93
      dude how about we forget the no top 5 thing and just play with the tier as it is now after drops - so with mega pinsir, hera, terrakion and mence? will be fun lol
      1. IronBullet93
        IronBullet93
        well not mega pinsir cause it's already been quickbanned but the other three
        Feb 3, 2015
      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        oke
        Feb 3, 2015
    17. Deluks917
      Deluks917
      are you on. You want to play for no excuses? If not I am eSt and free all day friday. If you want to play I can get on smgotours
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Yo can you name me your exact times for the next days since "free all day" doesnt seem to rly mean all day
        Jan 30, 2015
      3. Deluks917
        Deluks917
        I am not sitting on smogon all day. I can play in 30 minutes if you want to play on smogtours.
        Jan 30, 2015
      4. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        im there
        Jan 30, 2015
    18. Meru
      Meru
      would you be okay with going for the weekend? i have midterms all this week
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Yo
        Jan 26, 2015
      2. Meru
        Meru
        would you be okay with tomorrow instead of today?
        Jan 31, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ok
        Jan 31, 2015
    19. IronBullet93
      IronBullet93
      how's 7 pm gmt tomorrow?
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Fine
        Jan 9, 2015
      2. IronBullet93
        IronBullet93
        great see you then!
        Jan 9, 2015
    20. Lustiger Lega
    21. sebixxl
      sebixxl
      gott was is das für ein schlechtes avatar
      1. Lowgock
    22. Ranger Mike
      Ranger Mike
      Bout time :]
    23. xThunderBirdx
      xThunderBirdx
      wasti wann veto cup
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ah youre german as well good thing to know lol
        dann spielen wir xy nu heute 6 uhr ok
        Dec 15, 2014
      3. xThunderBirdx
        xThunderBirdx
        is das sein ernst
        jo gut, dann bis 6
        Dec 15, 2014
      4. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        im on on channel cafe le wow now
        Dec 15, 2014
    24. Mysteria
      Mysteria
      nice you got your trophy
    25. Sapientia
      Sapientia
      geiler pokal, geht jetzt die weiberjagd los
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Home page:
    http://pokemonexperte.de
    Location:
    Vienna
    Occupation:
    Doyen
    Real Name:
    Martin
    Favorite Pokémon:
    Dunsparce
    My Characteristic:
    Mischievous
    People call me the doyen as well as the éminence grise of the German Pokémon community. Recently, I reclaimed my title as the Austrian Poké Pope granting me access to the Pokéstolic See, while I continue the administration of my precious empire, Pokemonexperte.de, along with its increasingly popular Pokémon Online server.

    Hence you might wonder why I seem to never manage to type even a single sentence of proper English or why I consistently add "-er-" or "-la" to almost to every second word – in addition to my abysmal spelling. Some of you may even be disturbed by my frequent use of "oha".

    The reason is, despite being a recognized information scientist specializing in the computerized financial exploitation of Pokémon playing minors, I prefer to disguise myself as the dyslexic 17-year-old German-Vietnamese rental nomad offspring shaken by attention deficit disorder known as "Lowgock", in order to escape from both the doyen's loyal servants demanding my wise counsel as well as my tedious brother, the bad seed of our family.


    DaFlo, bane of my nerves, leave this profile! IMMEDIATELY!!! (He is perma-banned on my Server, fyi!)

    Oh, and [CB]Princess: If you read this, please feel free to send me some more nude pictures of yours, or as we say in Austria: "pussi zieh dein bh aus!"
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