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Lowgock
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Location:
Vienna
Occupation:
Doyen

Lowgock

Doyen & Éminence Grise of the German Pokémon Community, Male, from Vienna

is a defending SPL Championis the 3rd Grand Slam Winner

KLAUS GAUS SCHLEICH DICH @FAKES @SAPIENTIA May 3, 2015

    1. Da Raikage
      Da Raikage
      Sup, we fight for r3 of RU open. I'm EST (GMT -4), what times will you be free?
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ill message u again next week
        Sep 30, 2015
      2. Da Raikage
        Da Raikage
        Any updates? Still waiting lol
        Oct 6, 2015
    2. Level 56
      Level 56
      When play for ubers open? Im gmt+0
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      2. Level 56
        Level 56
        Reply here when you get online
        Sep 30, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        im on now
        Sep 30, 2015
      4. Level 56
        Level 56
        Get on main server
        Sep 30, 2015
    3. Kiyo
      Kiyo
      hey im leaving for work right now, i'll be home in like 5.5 hours if you want to play then
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        sorry im a retard couldnt count thought it would be in 15 min lol
        Sep 19, 2015
      3. Kiyo
        Kiyo
        hey uh if ur still on im down to play today, tomorrow might not work as well now
        Sep 19, 2015
      4. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        yo?
        Sep 19, 2015
    4. Megazard
      Megazard
      Hey, we're up for RU open, when can you fight? I'm pst
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        i'm sorry i forgot all about it. are you still available at some time today?
        Sep 24, 2015
      3. Megazard
        Megazard
        I don't get off from school until around midnight your time but I can try to get on smogtours now and fight before
        Sep 24, 2015
      4. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ok lets do it
        Sep 24, 2015
    5. atomicllamas
      atomicllamas
      that alt has no password, on it .-.

      please just take a screenshot next time, as you are also allowing people to go on your alt and lose games to get you out of reqs range
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      2. atomicllamas
        atomicllamas
        thats the thing it had no password, meaning you can't even prove its your alt.
        Sep 11, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        it has one now
        Sep 11, 2015
      4. atomicllamas
        atomicllamas
        That doesn't mean anything, it wasn't registered until today so any one could have laddered to reqs and then you could have registered afterwards. Or you could have laddered to reqs and registered afterwards, there is no way to tell the difference.

        After speaking to Molk and tennisace we are not going to be allowing that alt to count for reqs. If you weren't cheating, I'm sorry but please register your alt before you play more than a couple games, and you will have to achieve reqs again on a different alt if you wish to vote in this suspect test. If you were trying to cheat the system, then that's pretty pathetic.
        Sep 11, 2015
    6. Omfuga
      Omfuga
      Hi we're paired for RU open I can play whenever. Easiest way to contact me is on skype (Proof.test)
    7. BlackBloodz
      BlackBloodz
      We're paired up for UU Open r1, I'm +3 GMT and can pretty much play anytime bar nights
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        i'm on smogtour
        Aug 30, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        or not lol uu room?
        Aug 30, 2015
      4. BlackBloodz
        BlackBloodz
        I'm in the OU room, just PM me
        Aug 30, 2015
    8. LeoLancaster
      LeoLancaster
      To tag someone, type a @ before their name.

      For example, in order to tag me, you'd type @LeoLancaster
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Ty
        Aug 24, 2015
    9. Hikari
      Hikari
      when do you want to play for uu slam
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        nah the week after xd
        Aug 13, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        22-23
        but wait friday prob even better
        Aug 13, 2015
      4. Hikari
        Hikari
        k next week is fine
        Aug 13, 2015
    10. sebixxl
      sebixxl
      Rette mich
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Bin da
        Jul 27, 2015
    11. hellpowna
      hellpowna
      hello, we're paired for gsc smogon classic r2. im gmt +2 and im always online from 3pm to 4.30 pm gmt everyday. if u have probs with that time, i can be online from 12pm to 2am, but i need to know when, need to organize. see you
    12. Lowgock
      Lowgock
      KLAUS GAUS SCHLEICH DICH @FAKES @SAPIENTIA
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        *GAUSS

        WANN AOE?
        May 3, 2015
    13. Sapientia
      Sapientia
      was für life problems denn
      1. sebixxl
        sebixxl
        asiaten und schnniedel
        Apr 3, 2015
      2. Sapientia
        Sapientia
        dang got 99 problems, but penile length ain't no one
        Apr 3, 2015
    14. Steve Angello
      Steve Angello
      Wos deine zweite trophy man
    15. Destiny Device
      Destiny Device
      hi, just found out we're paired for no excuses and the deadline is today LOL
      i'll be at #spl. if we don't play it's probably going to be a coinflip decision
    16. Edacosis
      Edacosis
      Hi,

      We're paired up for the ADV NU mini tour. I'm GMT -8. Let me know what times work for you.
      1. Edacosis
        Edacosis
        So... any news?
        Mar 5, 2015
      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        take the win
        Mar 6, 2015
    17. daftmau5
      daftmau5
      Hey mate, we're matched up for OST round 4.

      I'm GMT+11. What's your timezone and what's good for you?
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        I'm gmt+1 we could either do in my saturday morning (around 10 am for me 7pm for you) or in your sunday morning (around 8 am for you?)
        Mar 4, 2015
      2. daftmau5
        daftmau5
        I'm going to be out Saturday night so let's do my Sunday morning. I'll be on at 8am my time :]
        Mar 4, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ill be on smogtour
        Mar 7, 2015
    18. Brazilian Army
      Brazilian Army
      Bro I can play all weekend GMT-3 for no excuses,
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      2. Brazilian Army
        Brazilian Army
        Will be at work, but I can like 7pm
        Feb 25, 2015
      3. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        ok
        Feb 25, 2015
      4. Brazilian Army
        Brazilian Army
        Man, as It was my fault for schedule issues, just sent me a time so we can play
        Feb 28, 2015
    19. sebixxl
      sebixxl
      Wix dick
      1. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        and if youre still bleeding youre the lucky one
        cause most of our feelings they are dead and gone
        Feb 24, 2015
    20. Derk
      Derk
      add me on skype derk_ultimate for a better contact
    21. xray
      xray
      bist entfolowt weil du mich auch entfolowt hast du betrüger
    22. radianthero156
      radianthero156
      hy

      yo, lowgock, i can play wednesday, thursday and friday, at about 20h00-22h00. weekend is incredibly busy for me, so lets play early pls
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      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        that might be p bad since i'm not very keen on playin that late on weekdays, something like 2 hours later is not possible for u?
        if not we could try friday maybe
        Feb 9, 2015
      3. radianthero156
        radianthero156
        2 hours later? dont u mean earlier? oO

        but i guess friday works, see you there
        Feb 9, 2015
      4. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        Ye thats what i meant lol
        Anyways i'd appreciate if u could come on as early as possible friday since i cant guarantee that i wont fall asleep at the later stages of your time range lol
        Feb 9, 2015
    23. Lowgock
      Lowgock
      luck is for suckers
    24. Lowgock
      Lowgock
      if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Good book
        May 3, 2015
      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Good book
        May 3, 2015
    25. IronBullet
      IronBullet
      dude how about we forget the no top 5 thing and just play with the tier as it is now after drops - so with mega pinsir, hera, terrakion and mence? will be fun lol
      1. IronBullet
        IronBullet
        well not mega pinsir cause it's already been quickbanned but the other three
        Feb 3, 2015
      2. Lowgock
        Lowgock
        oke
        Feb 3, 2015
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Home page:
    http://pokemonexperte.de
    Location:
    Vienna
    Occupation:
    Doyen
    Real Name:
    Martin
    Favorite Pokémon:
    Dunsparce
    My Characteristic:
    Mischievous
    People call me the doyen as well as the éminence grise of the German Pokémon community. Recently, I reclaimed my title as the Austrian Poké Pope granting me access to the Pokéstolic See, while I continue the administration of my precious empire, Pokemonexperte.de, along with its increasingly popular Pokémon Online server.

    Hence you might wonder why I seem to never manage to type even a single sentence of proper English or why I consistently add "-er-" or "-la" to almost to every second word – in addition to my abysmal spelling. Some of you may even be disturbed by my frequent use of "oha".

    The reason is, despite being a recognized information scientist specializing in the computerized financial exploitation of Pokémon playing minors, I prefer to disguise myself as the dyslexic 17-year-old German-Vietnamese rental nomad offspring shaken by attention deficit disorder known as "Lowgock", in order to escape from both the doyen's loyal servants demanding my wise counsel as well as my tedious brother, the bad seed of our family.


    DaFlo, bane of my nerves, leave this profile! IMMEDIATELY!!! (He is perma-banned on my Server, fyi!)

    Oh, and [CB]Princess: If you read this, please feel free to send me some more nude pictures of yours, or as we say in Austria: "pussi zieh dein bh aus!"
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