I think I'm subconsciously insecure about the size of my penis. Last night, I dreamed that I was in an improv theater production, and my role was to be as much of a dick to the lead actor as possible. To signify that I was supposed to be a dick, I had to carry a dildo, but the dildo was really small and I didn't like having to carry it. Later in the dream, there was a door I had to break down with a gun, but the gun was really weak and shot tiny bullets. Last month, I dreamed that a weird cult built a tower for me, but it was right next to a taller tower. The symbolism in these dreams should be obvious. But I don't even think about the size of my penis very much - it's only slightly below average. I guess my subconscious mind thinks it's a lot more important than my conscious mind does. What do you guys think?