Battle Pike [Silver Rank] - waterwarrior

[Elevator Music]

"In that case, you have this coming."

Facade ~ Gyro Ball ~ Facade
IF (Zap Cannon misses) THEN (change actions to Gyro Ball ~ Stealth Rock ~ Gyro Ball)

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Alakazam (M)
HP: 90
EN: 100
SPE: 138
RANK: 1/2/5/3
ABIL: Magic Guard
ITEM: Focus Sash
STAT: +22% Acc
OTHR: N/A

Dunsparce (F)
HP: 110
EN: 100
SPE: 39
RANK: 4/3/3/3
ABIL: Serene Grace
ITEM: Mental Herb (3 uses)
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: N/A


Action 1:
Alakazam used Zap Cannon!
RNG Roll (To-Hit) [<=8200 Hit]: 4439/10000 (Hit)
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 2540/10000 (No)
(12+(7.5-4.5)) = 15 damage
Status Change: 25% PAR (Dunsparce)
-9 energy
Dunsparce used Facade!
RNG Roll (To-PAR) [<=2500 PAR]: 9195/10000 (No)
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 3174/10000 (No)
(14+3-2+(6-3)) = 18 damage
-7 energy

Action 2:
Alakazam used Focus Blast!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 9449/10000 (No)
(12+(7.5-4.5))*1.5 = 22.5 damage
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=1000 Effect]: 3280/10000 (No)
-8 energy
Dunsparce used Gyro Ball!
RNG Roll (To-PAR) [<=2500 PAR]: 9686/10000 (No)
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 6763/10000 (No)
(15-2+(6-3)) = 16 damage
-7 energy

Action 3:
Alakazam used Focus Blast!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 3051/10000 (No)
(12+(7.5-4.5))*1.5 = 22.5 damage
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=1000 Effect]: 131/10000 (Effect)
Stat Change: -1 SpD (Dunsparce)
-12 energy
Dunsparce used Facade!
RNG Roll (To-PAR) [<=2500 PAR]: 2777/10000 (No)
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 3697/10000 (No)
(14+3-2+(6-3)) = 18 damage
-7 energy

Alakazam (M)
HP: 38
EN: 71
SPE: 138
RANK: 1/2/5/3
ABIL: Magic Guard
ITEM: Focus Sash
STAT: +22% Acc
OTHR: N/A

Dunsparce (F)
HP: 50
EN: 79
SPE: 39
RANK: 4/3/3/3
ABIL: Serene Grace
ITEM: Mental Herb (3 uses)
STAT: -10% Eva, -1 SpD
OTHR: PAR (20%)

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"Enough of this. Pain, finish this!"

 

[waterwarrior]

Would switching actually make this any less of a travesty?
Decline to counter-switch

 

[Elevator Music]

"Yep."

Dark Pulse ~ Crunch ~ Dark Pulse

 

[waterwarrior]

I'm not going to KO any of your mons, we both know that, and we both want to just finish this and collect our counters. So, fighting for survival is, at this point, kinda laughable, and I will now initiate plan LEEEEEERRROOOOOOYYYY

Psychic + Psychic combo -> cooldown (Psychic) -> Psychic

 

[Elevator Music]

Alakazam (M)
HP: 38
EN: 71
SPE: 138
RANK: 1/2/5/3
ABIL: Magic Guard
ITEM: Focus Sash
STAT: +22% Acc
OTHR: N/A

Seviper (M)
HP: 100
EN: 100
SPE: 56
RANK: 4/2/5/2
ABIL: Shed Skin
ITEM: Smoke Ball
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: N/A

Bench (Lucy)

Dunsparce (F)
HP: 50
EN: 79
SPE: 39
RANK: 4/3/3/3
ABIL: Serene Grace
ITEM: Mental Herb (3 uses)
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: PAR (20%)

Action 1:
Seviper used Dark Pulse!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 7015/10000 (No)
(8+(7.5-4.5))*1.5 = 16.5 damage
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=2000 Effect]: 7819/10000 (No)
-6 energy
Alakazam used Psychic+Psychic!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 7277/10000 (No)
(20.25+3+(7.5-3))*1.5 = 41.625 damage
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=2000 Effect]: 5105/10000 (No)
-28.75 energy

Action 2:
Seviper used Crunch!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 9155/10000 (No)
(8+(6-3))*1.5 = 16.5
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=2000 Effect]: 7937/10000 (No)
-6 energy

Action 3:
Alakazam used Psychic!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 8830/10000 (No)
(9+3+(7.5-3))*1.5 = 24.75 damage
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=1000 Effect]: 9246/10000 (No)
-14.5 energy
Seviper used Dark Pulse!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 8570/10000 (No)
(8+(7.5-4.5))*1.5 = 16.5 damage
Alakazam fainted!
-6 energy

Alakazam (M)
HP: KO
EN: KO
SPE: 138
RANK: 1/2/5/3
ABIL: Magic Guard
ITEM: Focus Sash
STAT: +22% Acc
OTHR: N/A

Seviper (M)
HP: 34
EN: 82
SPE: 56
RANK: 4/2/5/2
ABIL: Shed Skin
ITEM: Smoke Ball
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: N/A

Bench (Lucy)

Dunsparce (F)
HP: 50
EN: 79
SPE: 39
RANK: 4/3/3/3
ABIL: Serene Grace
ITEM: Mental Herb (3 uses)
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: PAR (20%)

 

[waterwarrior]

What, no snide comment about how pathetic I and my past-dead meme references are? Anyways, lets wrap this up and go home Dovahkiin.

Fake Out -> Ice Punch til death

 

[Elevator Music]

Sorry for not finishing this until now, I wanted to tan outside today~

"You and your past-dead meme references are pathetic."

Flamethrower ~ Flamethrower+Flamethrower ~ Cooldown (Flamethrower+Flamethrower)

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Weavile (M)
HP: 19
EN: 46
SPE: 125
RANK: 6/3/1/3
ABIL: Pressure
ITEM: Focus Band
STAT: N/A
OTHR: N/A

Seviper (F)
HP: 34
EN: 82
SPE: 56
RANK: 4/2/5/2
ABIL: Shed Skin
ITEM: Smoke Ball
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: N/A

Bench (Lucy)

Dunsparce (F)
HP: 50
EN: 79
SPE: 39
RANK: 4/3/3/3
ABIL: Serene Grace
ITEM: Mental Herb (3 uses)
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: PAR (20%)

Action 1:
Weavile used Fake Out!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 9469/10000 (No)
(4+(8.5-3)) = 9.5 damage
-4 energy
Seviper flinched!

Action 2:
Weavile used Ice Punch!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 2847/10000 (No)
(8+3+(8.5-3)) = 16.5 damage
RNG Roll (Effect) [<=1000 Effect]: 9961/10000 (No)
-5 energy
Seviper used Flamethrower+Flamethrower!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) [<=625 Crit]: 5846/10000 (No)
(22.5-2+(7.5-4.5))*1.5 =35.25 damage
Weavile fainted!
-31.5 energy

Weavile (M)
HP: KO
EN: KO
SPE: 125
RANK: 6/3/1/3
ABIL: Pressure
ITEM: Focus Band
STAT: N/A
OTHR: N/A

Seviper (F)
HP: 8
EN: 50
SPE: 56
RANK: 4/2/5/2
ABIL: Shed Skin
ITEM: Smoke Ball
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: N/A

Bench (Lucy)

Dunsparce (F)
HP: 50
EN: 79
SPE: 39
RANK: 4/3/3/3
ABIL: Serene Grace
ITEM: Mental Herb (3 uses)
STAT: -10% Eva
OTHR: PAR (20%)

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"Maybe one day you'll understand..."

Rewards
waterwarrior: 4 CC
- Weavile: 3 KOC (Vespiquen)
Elevator Music: 14 UC

You may rechallenge in exactly one week.

 

[Lord Jesseus]

"Welcome back! Do you think you've improved enough to win with the same team?"

Houdin @ Magic Guard

Houdin the Alakazam

Alakazam* (Houdin) Male ♫
Nature: Timid (-Atk, +Spe, +22% accuracy)
Type: Psychic
Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Synchronize: (Innate) Pokemon with this ability mentally link their condition to an opposing Pokemon and pass on any status inflicted on them to their foe. Due to their body structure, Poison types cannot be poisoned and Fire types cannot be burned in this manner.
Inner Focus: (Innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Magic Guard (DW ability- UNLOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon is infused with a powerful psycho-electric energy that makes it immune to damage from Hail, Sandstorm, and damage from Leech Seed, Poisoning, and Burn. It can still attack itself in confusion, but will not absorb any damage from it. Additionally, the energy protects the Pokemon from its own reckless recoil attacks.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 138 (120x1.15) (+)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 9/9
MC: 1
DC: 5/5

Attacks: (65 total)
Physical:
Counter
Dig
Fire Punch*
Foul Play
Knock Off
Psycho Cut
Thief
Zen Headbutt

Special:
Charge Beam
Confusion
Energy Ball
Focus Blast
Future Sight
Grass Knot
Hidden Power Fire (7)
Hyper Beam
Psybeam
Psychic*
Psyshock*
Round
Shadow Ball*
Signal Beam
Zap Cannon

Status:
Ally Switch
Attract
Bide
Calm Mind
Disable
Double Team
Encore*
Endure
Embargo
Flash
Gravity
Guard Swap*
Guard Split
Kinesis
Light Screen
Magic Coat
Magic Room
Metronome
Mimic
Miracle Eye
Protect
Psych Up
Recover
Recycle
Reflect
Rest
Role Play
Safeguard
Skill Swap
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Taunt
Telekinesis
Teleport*
Thunder Wave
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Wonder Room

Dovahkiin @ Pressure

Dovahkiin the Weavile

Weavile (Dovahkiin) Male ♫
Nature: Adamant (+Atk, -SpA)
Type: Dark/Ice
Dark STAB; immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.

Abilities:
Pressure: (Innate) This Pokemon’s presence fills the air with intense anxiety, and any damaging or status attack launched at this Pokemon costs the opposing Pokemon two (2) more energy to perform.
Pickpocket (DW ability- UNLOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon's mischievous nature and greed make it very effective at pawning off an opponents item. If this Pokemon has no item and either it or the opposing Pokemon strikes with a contact attack, their item is stolen and becomes the held item of this Pokemon. Pokemon with Pickpocket can be commanded to swap items with an ally, and only they will need to expend an action to do so because of their swifter sleight of hand.
Command: [Ability: Pickpocket (Ally Item Swap)]

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 125
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 6/6
MC: 1
DC: 5/5

Attacks: (30 total)
Physical:
Aerial Ace
Assurance
Beat Up
Brick Break
Counter
Dig
Faint Attack
Fake Out
Fury Swipes
Ice Punch
Ice Shard
Metal Claw
Night Slash
Pursuit
Quick Attack
Revenge
Scratch
Slash
X-Scissor

Special:
Icy Wind

Status:
Agility
Embargo
Hone Claws
Leer
Nasty Plot
Screech
Substitute
Taunt
Torment
Toxic

Phoenix @ Steadfast

Phoenix the Lucario

Lucario (Phoenix) Male ♫
Nature: Hasty (+Spe, -Def, +12% Acc)
Type: Fighting/ Steel
Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.
Steel STAB; immune to Sandstorm, highly insusceptible to toxic attacks, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, can be magnetized. Superior senses in high-metal environments like construction sites or factories.

Abilities:
Steadfast: (Innate) If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Inner Focus: (Innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Justified (DW ability- UNLOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon's body reacts to dark energy, invigorating its passions. When hit by a Dark-type move, the Pokemon's attack will increase one (1) stage. A boost gained this way by another Pokemon's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 104 (90x1.15)
+12% Acc
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks: (32 total)
Physical:
Bone Rush
Close Combat
Counter
Crunch
Extremespeed
Feint
Force Palm
Hi Jump Kick
Metal Claw
Quick Attack
Reversal
Shadow Claw

Special:
Aura Sphere
Dark Pulse
Dragon Pulse
Final Gambit
Focus Blast
Vacuum Wave

Status:
Calm Mind
Copycat
Detect
Endure
Foresight
Heal Pulse
Me First
Metal Sound
Nasty Plot
Screech
Substitute
Swords Dance
Work Up

"You must be confident in those Pokemon then! Let's see what they're up against."

25: Electric Gem / Your active mon is attacked with R3 Thunderbolt, which rolls paralysis.

18: Flame Orb / Mon of ref's choice is afflicted with Burn.

44: Restore 50 HP to any living mon / Wailord (Pressure @ Enigma Berry, Quiet 130/3/2/4/2/52 -10% Eva)

"Let's see what happens this time!"

Waterwarrior's Standings:

90 HP | 100 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items: None
Prizes: None

 

[waterwarrior]

1. Thanks for taking this :D
2. DAMN RIGHT I'M CONFIDENT IN THESE MUDDAFUCKAHS.

Unfortunately, these doors pretty much suck D:
I absolutely can not afford a paralyzed Alakazam, nor can I afford a burned Weavile soo...
Phoenix's door?

Also, note to GameFreak: give Alakazam Psycho Shift. Please?

 

[Lord Jesseus]

First Door - Door #3

"I suppose that was your safest choice."

Event: 5/10 (1-7=Boon 8-10=ill) Boon

"How worthless!"

1 : Life Orb / Active mon's Perish Count is set to 3.

43: Lum Berry / Active mon afflicted with Toxic, Burn, and Ghost Curse

34: Restore 50 HP to active mon / Active mon's HP is halved.

"Wow! What shitty doors!"

Waterwarrior's Standings:

90 HP | 100 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items: None
Prizes:
1 CC

 

[waterwarrior]

Damn it, why couldn't the Pokemon with fucking Magic Guard get the door with the statuses? >:(

Zam's door anyway

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Second Door - Door #1

"This could be useful."

Event: 2/10 (1-7=Boon 8-10=ill) Boon

"How fortunate!"

8: Shed Shell / Armaldo (Battle Armor @ Hard Stone, Careful 100/5/4/2/4/45)

22: Icy Rock / Abomasnow (Snow Warning @ Ice Gem, Modest 100/2/3/4/3/60)

43: Lum Berry / Active mon afflicted with Toxic, Burn, and Ghost Curse

"That's... a little better?"

Waterwarrior's Standings:

90 HP | 100 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items:
Life Orb
Prizes:
2 CC

 

[waterwarrior]

No. Not at all. @_@
Alakazam vs Armaldo would be a train wreck, that Abomasnow carries Focus Blast, and Lucario needs its physical attacks...
Pray to the RNG gods and enter Phoenix's door

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Third Door - Door #3

"Let's see where prayer gets you..."

Event: 4/10 (1-7=Boon 8-10=ill) Boon

"You have earned yourself the favour of the RNG Gods."

41: Restore 50 HP to active mon / Golem (Sturdy @ Expert Belt, Brave 100/5/5/2/3/39 -10% Eva)

38: Custap Berry / Gigalith (Sturdy @ Custap Berry, Careful 100/5/5/1/4/25)

43: Restore 50 HP to any living mon / Active mon now has x4 weaknesses to Poison, Dragon, and Normal instead of its usual affinities to these types.

"But beware: Their favour is as fickle as the RNG itself..."

Waterwarrior's Standings:

90 HP | 100 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items:
Life Orb
Lum Berry
Prizes:
3 CC

 

[waterwarrior]

I don't think I'll really need the Custap Berry, and I have Grass-type moves.
Zam's door go!

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Fourth Door - Door #1

"Makes sense!"

Event: 10/10 (1-7=Boon 8-10=ill) Ill

"Uh oh!"

Golem

Golem
Nature: Brave (Atk: +1, Spe -6, Evasion -10%))
Type: Rock / Ground
Rock Type - Rock STAB; Take 2 less damage from all special attacks during Sandstorm. Able to use Sand Tomb without losing focus.
Ground Type - Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

Ability: Sturdy - (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is solidly constructed, reducing the Base Attack Power from an opponents incoming attacks by one (1). The effect is amplified on OHKO Moves, which are reduced by ten (10) Base Attack Power.

Item: Expert Belt

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 5
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 39 (-)

Height Class: 2
Weight Class: 7
BRT: 19

Attacks:
Tackle
Defense Curl
Mud Sport
Rock Polish
Rock Throw
Magnitude
Steamroller
Rock Blast
Smack Down
Selfdestruct
Bulldoze
Stealth Rock
Harden
Rollout
Earthquake
Explosion
Double-Edge
Heavy Slam

Block
Endure
Flail
Focus Punch
Hammer Arm
Rock Slide

Toxic
Fire Punch
ThunderPunch
Bide
Counter
Protect
Rest

"Let's battle!"
Steamroller x3

 

[waterwarrior]

Let's see here... Golem is WC 7, so Grass Knot has 13 BAP.
((13-1+(5-3)1.5)(2.25))3 = 101.25
PERFECT!!

Grass Knot x3

 

[Lord Jesseus]

90 HP/100 EN
1/2/5/3/138
Magic Guard

100 HP/100 EN
5/5/2/3/39
Sturdy
Expert Belt

Alakazam used Grass Knot!
To crit: 5/16 (1=Yes) No
33.75 Damage
-7.5 EN

Golem used Steamroller!
To crit: 7/16 (1=Yes) No
21.75 Damage!
- 7 EN

Alakazam used Grass Knot!
To crit: 13/16 (1=Yes) No
33.75 Damage
-11.5 EN

Golem used Steamroller!
To crit: 5/16 (1=Yes) No
21.75 Damage!
- 11 EN

Alakazam used Grass Knot!
To crit: 8/16 (1=Yes) No
33.75 Damage
-15.5 EN

GOLEM FAINTED!

"That was short lived... new doors!"

24: Red Card / Active mon is afflicted with a major status effect of the ref's choosing.

25: Electric Gem / Your active mon is attacked with R3 Thunderbolt, which rolls paralysis.

33: White Herb / Magcargo (Flame Body @ White Herb, Modest 90/1/5/4/3/30)

"What now?"

Waterwarrior's Standings:

46 HP | 65 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items:
Life Orb
Lum Berry
Prizes:
3 CC
3 KOC (Alakazam)

 

[waterwarrior]

Aw crap, I forgot Expert Belt :/

And of course, this is where the spamming of healing doors stop... Ah well, I can still get out of this one.

Houdin, take the Lum Berry and enter your door

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Fifth Door - Door #1

"Let's see..."

Event: 5/10 (1-7=Boon 8-10=ill) Boon

"Lucky!"

31: Signature Item / Gengar (Levitate @ Link Cable, Hasty 90/3/1/5/3/127 +19% Acc)

9: Smoke Ball / Sharpedo (Speed Boost @ Life Orb, Hasty 100/5/1/3/2/110 +14% Acc)

43: Restore 50 HP to active mon / Active mon's HP is halved.

"Choices, choice..."

Waterwarrior's Standings:

46 HP | 65 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items:
Life Orb
Lum Berry
Red Card
Prizes:
4 CC
3 KOC (Alakazam)

 

[waterwarrior]

Sorry Houdin, but the call of the Link Cable is stronger than the 30% chance of annihilation.
Houdin's door

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Sixth Door - Door #1

"And behind the final door iiis..."

Event: 2/10 (1-7=Boon 8-10=ill) Boon

"A boon! Good job. Why don't you equip some items and I'll get Lucy for you."

46 HP | 65 EN | 1/2/5/3/138 | Magic Guard | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 6/3/1/3/125 | Pressure | N/A

100 HP | 100 EN | 4/2/4/3/104 | Steadfast | N/A

Items:
Life Orb
Lum Berry
Red Card
Link Cable
Prizes:
5 CC
3 KOC (Alakazam)

 

[waterwarrior]

Ok, Zam may be weakened as all hell, but let's go and hope! Also, Recover = Yay

Houdin takes the Link Cable
Dovahkiin takes the Life Orb
Phoenix takes tge Lum Berry
The Red Card gets thrown out the window, as who the hell uses that shit?

 

[Lord Jesseus]

"Well these are some familiar faces. I'll be sure to deal them familiar fates."

Seviper "Pain" (Shed Skin @ Smoke Ball, Quiet ♀ 100/4/2/5/2/56 -10% Eva)

Seviper

Nature: Quiet (SpA +1, Spe -8, Eva -10%)
Type: Poison

Poison Type - Poison STAB; immunity to Poison/Toxic, see and breath through smog/smokescreens/haze uninhibited. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus. Superior senses in urban settings.

Ability: Shed Skin - (Innate) This Pokemon regularly sheds its skin and any impurities contained in its body. If afflicted with a status condition, this Pokemon has a 33% chance of removing all status conditions at the end of a round.

Item: Smoke Ball

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 56 (-)

Height Class: 4
Weight Class: 3
BRT: 18

Attacks:

Wrap
Lick
Bite
Poison Tail
Screech
Glare
Crunch
Poison Fang
Swagger
Haze
Night Slash
Poison Jab
Venoshock
Wring Out
Coil

Assurance
Body Slam
Final Gambit
Iron Tail
Punishment
Scary Face
Spit Up
Stockpile
Swallow
Switcheroo
Wring Out

Aqua Tail
Double-Edge
Endure
Fury Cutter
Headbutt
Knock Off
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Sleep Talk
Snore
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Swift

Toxic
Hidden Power [Ice, 7]
Sunny Day
Taunt
Protect
Rain Dance
Giga Drain
Frustration
Earthquake
Return
Dig
Double Team
Sludge Wave
Flamethrower
Sludge Bomb
Facade
Secret Power
Rest
Attract
Thief
Snatch
Round
Payback
Captivate
Dark Pulse
Retaliate
Bulldoze
X-Scissor
Dragon Tail
Natural Gift
Rock Smash
Strength

Dragonair "Rage" ♀ (Marvel Scale @ Life Orb, Bold 100/2/4/3/3/70)

Dragonair - Rage
Nature: Bold (Def: +1, Atk: -1)
Type: Dragon
Dragon Type - Dragon STAB; More in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Hyper Beam and Giga Impact without losing focus.


Ability: Marvel Scale - (Innate) This Pokemon’s coat shimmers when afflicted with a status condition, reducing the Base Attack Power of incoming physical attacks by two (2).

Item: Life Orb

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 70

Height Class: 3
Weight Class: 2
BRT: 18

Attacks:

Agility
Aqua Tail
Dragon Dance
Dragon Rage
Dragon Rush
Dragon Tail
Hyper Beam
Leer
Outrage
Safeguard
Slam
Thunder Wave
Twister
Wrap

Aqua Jet
DragonBreath
Dragon Pulse
ExtremeSpeed
Haze
Iron Tail
Light Screen
Mist
Supersonic
Water Pulse

Body Slam
Double-Edge
Draco Meteor
Endure
Headbutt
Icy Wind
Mimic
Sleep Talk
Snore
Substitute
Swagger
Swift
Twister

Attract
Bide
Blizzard
BubbleBeam
Captivate
Curse
Detect
Double Team
Facade
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Frustration
Hail
Hidden Power [Grass, 7]
Horn Drill
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Incinerate
Iron Tail
Natural Gift
Protect
Rage
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Return
Round
Safeguard
Secret Power
Shock Wave
Skull Bash
Sunny Day
Surf
Swagger
Swift
Take Down
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Toxic
Waterfall
Water Gun
Whirlpool
Zap Cannon

Dunsparce "Fun" ♀ (Serene Grace @ Mental Herb, Brave 110/4/3/3/3/39 Eva -10%)

Dunsparce - Fun
Nature: Brave (Atk: +1, Spe -6, Evasion -10%))
Type: Normal
Normal Type - Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.


Ability: Serene Grace - (Innate) This Pokemon has a blessing which doubles the success chance of its attack’s secondary effects. (eg paralysis from Thunderbolt)

Item: Mental Herb

Stats:

HP: 110
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 39 (-)

Height Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
BRT: 18

Attacks:

AncientPower
Coil
Defense Curl
Dig
Endeavor
Flail
Glare
Pursuit
Rage
Rollout
Roost
Screech
Spite
Take Down
Yawn

Agility
Astonish
Bide
Bite
Curse
Headbutt
Hex
Magic Coat
Rage
Rock Slide
Secret Power
Sleep Talk
Snore
Trump Card

Aqua Tail
Body Slam
Counter
Double-Edge
Dream Eater
Endure
Headbutt
Last Resort
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Pain Split
Psych Up
Rock Slide
Role Play
Spite
Substitute
Swagger
Thunder Wave
Zen Headbutt

Attract
Blizzard
Bulldoze
Calm Mind
Captivate
Charge Beam
Double Team
Dream Eater
Earthquake
Facade
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Frustration
Gyro Ball
Hidden Power [Fighting, 7]
Ice Beam
Incinerate
Iron Tail
Mud-Slap
Natural Gift
Nightmare
Poison Jab
Protect
Psych Up
Rain Dance
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
SolarBeam
Stealth Rock
Strength
Sunny Day
Swagger
Thief
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Toxic
Water Pulse
Wild Charge
Zap Cannon

"Let's kick things off with some Fun."

 

[waterwarrior]

Oh, a mon that depends on flinches? Let's go with Phoenix and hope to kick some ass!

Hi Jump Kick -> Focus Blast -> Hi Jump Kick
If Protective/Evasive move when you would use Hi Jump Kick, Aura sphere and push back
If Earthquake AND you do not have a Substitute up, change that action to Counter
If Incinerate AND you do not have a Substitute up, change that action to Substitute (15 HP)

That's right, I did just protect myself from one of the most gimmicky moves of all time.