Dear Harma Dogshead,
You are Joffrey Baratheon, the King on the Iron Throne.
“A strong king acts boldly, he doesn’t just talk.”
You are the twelve-year-old son of the late Robert Baratheon, who defeated the Targaryen dynasty and won the Iron Throne just three years before you were born. Tall and strong for your age, you’ve inherited your looks from your blonde-haired, green-eyed mother, Cersei Lannister. Of course, there are rumors that your ACTUAL father is Cersei’s twin, Ser Jaime Lannister of the Kingsguard, but then there are also rumors that you’re a vicious and unrepentant psychopath. What crazy tales the smallfolk weave!
As the current reigning king in King’s Landing, you have access to immeasurable resources when it comes to slaughter. So long as you are alive, your faction’s kill cannot be stopped by bodyguards.
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You win if you eliminate the King in the North, the King in the Narrow Sea, the Targaryen Dynasty, and any hostile neutrals.