Random, take a Machop. But that isn't the half of it. =]
Now, his parents were a little "zealous" with the Dynamic Punches, and left this little guy confused about who he is. As such, he thinks he is a Guts pokemon. As such, he must become Poisoned/Burned 5 times and solo whoever statused it to evolve. Now, here is where the magic happens, and you get a choice;
He finds that if he settles down and concentrates, he can fulfill his potential as a Machoke. If he just focuses on one move at a time, he fight! (He is Choice Locked)
The evolution process made him even more confused about himself. He now thinks he's an Alakazam, and shouldn't have to touch his opponents to knock them out.
- Take a No Guard Machop.
- To evolve, he must become Poisoned/Burned 5 times and win anyway.
- If he remains a Machoke, he is ChoiceLocked.
- If he becomes a Machamp, he is a Special Attacker, and must carry at least 2 Attacking moves.
- Name him Hercules.
Here's hoping I wasn't too late...
My Tale is a Long One...
I say we take all the Justin Beibers and Jersey Shore,
and shoot them at the Moon with a Moon Cannon. CAP ASB.
They don't have to make it to the Moon, though.
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