kids say the darndest things

Chou Toshio

Chou Toshio

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Sorry, all, but I had to make this thread after getting this submission from one of my students (I teach Japanese students English, this is an English essay he wrote):

I like cookies which are like chocolate balls

First, I like white milk chocolate

Second, I like sweet taste

Third, chocolate balls are a good size into my mouth

So, I want those cookies
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I actually broke out laughing in the middle of class. It was bad.
 
ugh i was trying to find the qwantz comics by kids from (maybe??) japan because they fit this topic so well and i swear they used to be under "cute" but now that links to a tumblr oh my god??

CRISIS OVER FOUND THEM

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What age group do you teach Chou? I currently teach Junior High and they're amusing.

Was walking around school and one student asked me to play tennis with them. I said no and he shouts back 'Come on baby!'.
 
I only shave once or twice a week. If that. So I often have thick stubble, though never a beard. My daughter kissed my cheek the other day and said
Lilly said:
Daddy... your face is very... spicy.
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Fishin's excellent link said:
5. What items would you bring with you on a desert island?
...should keep a laugh. Because I want to be happy.
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Modern day Confuscius?
 
^
2. Introduce a place, thing or person of Chinese culture.
- “Mao Zedong…He looks like a kind grandpa.”


3. Name one of the seven deadly sins, and describe it.

- “Lust. It is a very bad thing between a woman and man. But they are not husband and wife. These two people stay together without other’s agreement and then sex. Or maybe a man sex with a woman without the woman’s agreement and hurt the woman’s heart.”

- “Lust. Lust like a kind of love that not very clean. But it’s always in everyone’s heart.”

- “Lust. It means girls and boys do something very bad on their beds.”

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Bad SDS
 
Classroom Jeapordy question: Name the underlying theme of Self Reliance.

Person: "Isn't that the one Ben Franklin wrote?"
 
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