Walrein and Spiffy have requested that I sign up for this game, and after careful thought I have decided to sign up Priority 1...pending one demand.
My demand is this: Walrein must, in no less than 200 words, post an admission of guilt concerning how his mother recently caught him masturbating and righteously grounded him as a result of his transgressions against The Lord. Spiffy must not write this for him. Additionally, Walrein must digitally sign his legal name at the bottom of said admission of guilt and bear this admission in his signature for a period of no less than five business days.
In case he is having difficulty figuring out how to make it to 200 words, here are a few suggestions:
-Describing what he was jerking off to
-Describing how he furiously attempted to cover his exposed loins when he realized his mother was rapidly approaching
-Describing how he has coped with the loss of internet porn for the past few days while he wailed and gnashed his teeth
Only when this sinner is brought to admit the depths of his iniquities will I sign up.