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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles RQuarters (I won't accept less than 50 cent)
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
POP POP POP
http://soundcloud.com/salthethief/polygons-of-perfection-vs
SALTIN SLUGS TILL THEY DROP
shout out to birkal, layell, samosael, poppy, and kang_frast
This is how you do a Porygon rap.
AHHH
IT'S OVER NIGGA
DON'T EVEN REPLY DIS
YOU DONE
IT'S OVER
I'MMA VOTE RIGHT NOW
SALTHETHIEF VS.
You certainly do have Japan shaking Sal, I think you made me much more unbiased after you sped up my Celebi line in that rap, sounding like some castrated boy playing Juliet in Elizabethan theatre.
Mime child support was also hilarious.
I'd hate to see any schlong missing Jynx to but what do I know, Nano say hi to Jenny for me too ;)
Since when were sequels so much better than the original?
I think that was your best rap Fisdunction, very good.
But Sal has raised the bar in a profound way, and that's coming from a guy who has prepared an 11 minute rap for the finals.
But Sal has raised the bar in a profound way, and that's coming from a guy who has prepared an 11 minute rap for the finals.
Lock the thread. Sal wins the competition.
That beat is the fuck.
That beat is the fuck.
I've had a busy week, sorry. I'll try to crank something out tomorrow (well, today I guess).
Like what I've heard so far.
Like what I've heard so far.
Shitty Rap with obligatory name of "shitty rap"
Badass: Ferrothorn
Lameass: Dugtrio
Lyrics
It's time to roll, Ferrothorn's down in this hole.
The mighty king of OU facing against a mole,
Like your microscopic role, you're a unit of atomic measure.
Though facing an actual challenge is a treasure,
Squashing you won't nearly be sufficient pleasure.
It's time to fase erasure, your defeat's a 10 4.
It'll almost be a bore, I could one-shot you with snore.
You've seriously underestimated the power of Ferrothorn!
Of this I must deplore. I'd give you a chance,
But your attack won't reach mine even with a swords dance!
Your light will be snuffed out in an instance.
Especially when they release the dreams of that candle,
Losing your role as the one trapper is something you couldn't handle!
Listen, I'm playing for you the world's tiniest mandelin.
For such a sweeper, your attack should beat mine by fourteen!
What's the point when every way I outclass you in?
I've got stronger defenses than the great wall of Berlin.
Maybe your speed's significantly higher,
But my Gyro Ball will light you on fire.
You must surely aspire to be of my level,
But with my might you'll soon meet the devil.
I'll make you disheveled, distraught,
For of my caliber you are not!
Even in the rain or sand my burns are too hot,
Maybe it'll make your nose look less like a tater tot!
You need not one, not two, but three-
Three of yourself to even stand up to me.
You're just like the rest of your gen from R/B,
Because anyone who deals with Ferrothorn is history!
The mighty king of OU facing against a mole,
Like your microscopic role, you're a unit of atomic measure.
Though facing an actual challenge is a treasure,
Squashing you won't nearly be sufficient pleasure.
It's time to fase erasure, your defeat's a 10 4.
It'll almost be a bore, I could one-shot you with snore.
You've seriously underestimated the power of Ferrothorn!
Of this I must deplore. I'd give you a chance,
But your attack won't reach mine even with a swords dance!
Your light will be snuffed out in an instance.
Especially when they release the dreams of that candle,
Losing your role as the one trapper is something you couldn't handle!
Listen, I'm playing for you the world's tiniest mandelin.
For such a sweeper, your attack should beat mine by fourteen!
What's the point when every way I outclass you in?
I've got stronger defenses than the great wall of Berlin.
Maybe your speed's significantly higher,
But my Gyro Ball will light you on fire.
You must surely aspire to be of my level,
But with my might you'll soon meet the devil.
I'll make you disheveled, distraught,
For of my caliber you are not!
Even in the rain or sand my burns are too hot,
Maybe it'll make your nose look less like a tater tot!
You need not one, not two, but three-
Three of yourself to even stand up to me.
You're just like the rest of your gen from R/B,
Because anyone who deals with Ferrothorn is history!
mattj
blatant Nintendo fanboy
Regretfully, I'ma have to drop out.
You started something really great here X5, and I hope you keep it going. I've just got too much going on at the moment to give this tourney the attention it deserves. All of my entries had been done with like 2 hours put into them and this time around I couldn't even find that much time to dedicate to it. I definitely want to say thanks to everyone who commented on any of my entries so far. You've encouraged me to seriously get back into recording. I had kind of hit a rough patch and pretty much given up, but a lot of you guys really encouraged me that I seriously can do this. As it looks right now, our band will have a 10 song demo done within a few months. Plus, I'm working on setting up a website where I can record jingles for businesses with a friend. But with those two projects going at once I don't at all have time for these entries.
Keep this going X5. This was a ton of fun and I look forward to listening to the entries to come!
[edit]
You started something really great here X5, and I hope you keep it going. I've just got too much going on at the moment to give this tourney the attention it deserves. All of my entries had been done with like 2 hours put into them and this time around I couldn't even find that much time to dedicate to it. I definitely want to say thanks to everyone who commented on any of my entries so far. You've encouraged me to seriously get back into recording. I had kind of hit a rough patch and pretty much given up, but a lot of you guys really encouraged me that I seriously can do this. As it looks right now, our band will have a 10 song demo done within a few months. Plus, I'm working on setting up a website where I can record jingles for businesses with a friend. But with those two projects going at once I don't at all have time for these entries.
Keep this going X5. This was a ton of fun and I look forward to listening to the entries to come!
[edit]
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!MLaRF said:
I'll have the lyrics done by tonight. I'll try to record it tonight, but if not, I can definitely record it within the next 20 hours. If that's too long to wait, then it's been fun.
Sorry for the delay; I absolutely hate being "that guy"; I just haven't had time to do this until now, since I got sick yesterday =/
Sorry for the delay; I absolutely hate being "that guy"; I just haven't had time to do this until now, since I got sick yesterday =/
Don't worry about it, I've been that guy.
mattj
blatant Nintendo fanboy
Dude. Layell. I don't know what you're talking about. Cuz um. If you go back and listen to MLaRF's entry its some of the dopest techno rap beats I ever did hear. I couldn't have beaten him anyway.
ALL HAIL OUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS
Badass: Ferrothorn
Lameass: Dugtrio
Lyrics
It's time to roll, Ferrothorn's down in this hole.
The mighty king of OU facing against a mole,
Like your microscopic role, you're a unit of atomic measure.
Though facing an actual challenge is a treasure,
Squashing you won't nearly be sufficient pleasure.
It's time to fase erasure, your defeat's a 10 4.
It'll almost be a bore, I could one-shot you with snore.
You've seriously underestimated the power of Ferrothorn!
Of this I must deplore. I'd give you a chance,
But your attack won't reach mine even with a swords dance!
Your light will be snuffed out in an instance.
Especially when they release the dreams of that candle,
Losing your role as the one trapper is something you couldn't handle!
Listen, I'm playing for you the world's tiniest mandelin.
For such a sweeper, your attack should beat mine by fourteen!
What's the point when every way I outclass you in?
I've got stronger defenses than the great wall of Berlin.
Maybe your speed's significantly higher,
But my Gyro Ball will light you on fire.
You must surely aspire to be of my level,
But with my might you'll soon meet the devil.
I'll make you disheveled, distraught,
For of my caliber you are not!
Even in the rain or sand my burns are too hot,
Maybe it'll make your nose look less like a tater tot!
You need not one, not two, but three-
Three of yourself to even stand up to me.
You're just like the rest of your gen from R/B,
Because anyone who deals with Ferrothorn is history!
its like steven hawking and 50 cent had an illegitimate love child
who then became a rapper
Voting time yet?
I AM REALLY SORRY FOR MAKING EVERYONE WAIT
VICTIM: Hydreigon
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/when-im-mime-its-mime
BEAT: Kid Ink - It's On
VICTIM: Hydreigon
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/when-im-mime-its-mime
BEAT: Kid Ink - It's On
Who am I facing in the Semis? Sal? Fis? mattj?
It’s still quarters? Shit, guess I Forgot About Dre
I’ll finish him quick, don’t need to Pass the Baton
He’s dead faster than you can say Hi, Dr- GONE
It’s understandable, put my guns right up to your mandible
This Nigslammer With Attitude’s had more than he could handle
Bite the Bullet Train to Saffron City where I live it up
You’re a troll off in some cave because nobody wants to touch
Some wilted purple sunflower who’s past his prime
The only prime you hit was being in Gen number 5
I have kids older than you, but this OG is ageless
You’re a baby in the game, bitch, you’re just Zweilous
I’m hellish, the Brutal ‘mon wishes he could Mimic this
I’ll mime out a box, cut off your heads, send ‘em to Brad Pitt
Don’t need STAB to cut you up like Chucky, mister
We know you’re scared of clowns, you purple-haired Chuckie Finster
~Interlude~
Smoke ish like you all day, call me the Barrier Reefer
Bum a drag ‘n Puff the Magic Dragon, no Filter
Even when I’m high, your rap sounds like shit
Thank God I’m Soundproof so I don’t have to hear it
Hear this: Mimes are scary, dragons imaginary
Fake ass bitch, put the pseudo back in pseudo-legendary
Shoot my magic in the sky, gonna bust up this myth
Want to know what happened to the last bird? Just ask Hedwig
I’m so gangsta, who needs a Mrs. Mime?
Been Ash’s mom’s poke and moan master since ‘99.
With mence and nite around, you’re not even sloppy seconds
But 3 heads are better than one to give me head with
Focus blast into your mouth, super effective
Mime out a lyrical prison, and then I stick you in it
I’m the man of this jailhouse, you’re a peacock, a swan
Strut your wings while I spit bars and get raped with your drag on.
It’s still quarters? Shit, guess I Forgot About Dre
I’ll finish him quick, don’t need to Pass the Baton
He’s dead faster than you can say Hi, Dr- GONE
It’s understandable, put my guns right up to your mandible
This Nigslammer With Attitude’s had more than he could handle
Bite the Bullet Train to Saffron City where I live it up
You’re a troll off in some cave because nobody wants to touch
Some wilted purple sunflower who’s past his prime
The only prime you hit was being in Gen number 5
I have kids older than you, but this OG is ageless
You’re a baby in the game, bitch, you’re just Zweilous
I’m hellish, the Brutal ‘mon wishes he could Mimic this
I’ll mime out a box, cut off your heads, send ‘em to Brad Pitt
Don’t need STAB to cut you up like Chucky, mister
We know you’re scared of clowns, you purple-haired Chuckie Finster
~Interlude~
Smoke ish like you all day, call me the Barrier Reefer
Bum a drag ‘n Puff the Magic Dragon, no Filter
Even when I’m high, your rap sounds like shit
Thank God I’m Soundproof so I don’t have to hear it
Hear this: Mimes are scary, dragons imaginary
Fake ass bitch, put the pseudo back in pseudo-legendary
Shoot my magic in the sky, gonna bust up this myth
Want to know what happened to the last bird? Just ask Hedwig
I’m so gangsta, who needs a Mrs. Mime?
Been Ash’s mom’s poke and moan master since ‘99.
With mence and nite around, you’re not even sloppy seconds
But 3 heads are better than one to give me head with
Focus blast into your mouth, super effective
Mime out a lyrical prison, and then I stick you in it
I’m the man of this jailhouse, you’re a peacock, a swan
Strut your wings while I spit bars and get raped with your drag on.
You should be sorry.