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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 8:58:04 AM   #1
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Welcome, once again, to the ASB arena everyone! It appears that in one corner, we have a veteran of ASB, Doorknob, and in the other we have a newcomer, and also a fellow scrambler, Axmaster68!

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I'd like to request a Beginner's battle, as a welcome to CAP ASB.
Rules:
-3v3 Singles
-2 Day DQ time
-No Subs
-All Abilities
-No Items
-Please, keep in mind I've never battled before.
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I will accept that, Axmaster68.
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Originally Posted by Fat The derpiest man I know
Ill take this, PM me your Pokemon fellas!
Switch = KO, for simplicity

Edit: arena. Important. Herpaderp. Asb Arena, only because it's Ax's first battle.
What shall our competitor's teams be? Will Doorknob be a jerk and completely counter-team Ax?!
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Hey again! Here's my CAP ASB Team, starting with Wotter the Mudkip:

...


Here's Professor the Rebble:

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And finally, Shocky the Magnimite:

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I await the OP!!
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Magikarp


Buneary


Drowzee
It appears that no, Doorknob is not a jerk! Well, its that time again to give your attention to the Trainers, as we're about to begin!

Ax will send out his first Pokémon
Doorknob will send out his first Pokémon and issues his first three actions
Ax issues his first three actions
I ref like a bawse
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 5:07:49 PM   #2
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Okay guys, it's time for our first battle! Let's do our best! Now, let's start with Professor the Rebble!

I send out Professor the Rebble.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 6:57:24 PM   #3
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Let's go Phony! You should be able to handle this the best of all of us!


No substitutions makes this quite difficult, so all out offense (with a little bit of status!) is the only optimal route!

Thunder Wave ~ Poison Gas ~ Psychic
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 7:17:42 PM   #4
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Okay Professor, let's do what you do best: Offense. Start with an Ominous Wind, follow up with Flamethrower, and finish with another Ominous Wind.

Summary:
Ominous Wind--->Flamethrower--->Ominous Wind
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 7:53:48 PM   #5
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Welcome, once again, one and all to the ASB arena, the place where dreams begin, end, and continue! The two fighters have decided on their first Pokemon and actions, its time for them to act!
Pre-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 90
EN: 100

Professor
HP: 90
EN: 100

Calcs:
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As we begin our first round, the noobie wastes no time in going fully offensive! The little Drowzee realizes, even before the attack, that it would be super-effective, and he attempts to avoid it, but to no use! The little rock named for a Professor of Science (probably) summons a dark wind and nails Phony! Phony isn't just going to sit down and let this beating take place, and he fires off a giant Thunder Wave, crippling Rebble immensely!

Gloating about how he is now faster, Phony fires off a cloud of Poison Gas... POISON GAS?! -runs to grab a gas mask- What the heck kind of attack is THAT?! Don't you know you can kill me Doorknob?!?! Anyways, back to the battle at hand, it appears that Professor's vision is completely blinded by the gas, and he's now poisoned! Strangely enough, it seems that Phony isn't phased by this at all! Trying to collect itself, Professor fires off a Flamethrower at Phony! This Rebble sure is lucky, as it hit even through all these accuracy modifiers!

Phony decides that he has crippled Professor enough, and he picks the pile of rock up with Psychic energy, spins it around a bit, then slams it straight into the walls of the arena! Frazzled, but certainly nowhere near being defeated, Professor picks himself up and launches another Ominous Wind straight at Phony! Even with Forewarn and the accuracy drop from the Poison Gas still lingering around, everything seems to be hitting, probably because of his Quiet nature!

Will Axmaster continue the beating of this anteater tapir (meh, close enough...), or does Doorknob have a trick up his sleeve that will send Ax on a run for his money?! Stay tuned!

Post-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 46
EN: 81

Professor
HP: 73
EN: 81
Paralyzed (drop to 20%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)
-1 Accuracy (decays in 2a)

Axmaster makes his actions
Doorknob makes his actions
I ref again
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 8:08:37 PM   #6
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Okay Professor(yes he is named after a Professor of Science), let's start with a Heat Wave, follow with an Ominous Wind, and finish with another Heat Wave.

Summary: Heat Wave--->Ominous Wind--->Heat Wave
If Drowzee disables Heat Wave, replace it with Flamethrower.
If Drowzee disables Ominous Wind(since I used it last), replace it with Earth Power.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 8:13:05 PM   #7
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While those actions are legal Ax, the substitutions you made ("If Drowzee disables Heat Wave, replace it with Flamethrower" or "If Drowzee disables Ominous Wind(since I used it last), replace it with Earth Power")are not. When you asked for the battle, you said no subs, and that is what it means. If you want to re-order, I'll allow it, but right now I have to completely ignore the substitutions.

@ Ax, for future reference, what you're thinking of is Switch = KO/ OK
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 8:22:42 PM   #8
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Oh, whoops. I meant no subs for pokemon switches, but I guess I should have said that outright. I'll keep my current order, then.(man I'm off today)
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 10:23:35 PM   #9
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He's a tapir, not an anteater! Go, avenge your misnaming Phony!

Disable [Ominous Wind] ~ Psychic ~ Psychic
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Old Jan 23rd, 2012, 11:25:31 PM   #10
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I fixed the previous reffing. Even though you owe me one for almost poisoning me...

Post-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 46
EN: 81

Professor
HP: 73
EN: 81
Paralyzed (drop to 20%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)
-1 Accuracy (decays in 2a)

Chimmycalcy or Calcychonga?
...


After not much wait, welcome back to our fight folks! Doorknob's TAPIR (are you happy now? -.-) reaches deep into Professor's mind, and literally deletes all memories of Ominous Wind! However, its not going to help Phony right now, as Professor is going to fire off a giant Heat Wave... of course, this is affecting me too. GET ME SOME GODDAMN WATER!!! -faints from exhaustion-

-one smelling salt later- WHAT?! Oh, hey. ... I really don't think I want to know. Anyways, it appears that Phony is repeating the old tactic of slamming opponents into the ground with Psychic powers! Huh? It appears that Rebble can't move at all! He's fully paralyzed!

You know what? You guys need to get some new tactics. I mean, throwing Professor into the walls gets boring after seeing it so many times. And ANOTHER Heat Wave? I mean, really? Do either of you give a damn about my amusement/ health? Well, at least that Toxic cloud is gone, and I can finally take this gas mask off.

GET SOME NOTABLE HAX UP IN DIS BITCH, WOULD YOU!?

Post-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 22
EN: 60

Professor
HP: 41
EN: 67
Paralyzed (drop to 10%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)
Disabled (Ominous Wind- decays in 3a)

Make your move Doorknob!
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Old Jan 24th, 2012, 5:19:22 PM   #11
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Come on Phony, do better than this for your debut!

Assist [Fake Out, Jump Kick, Endure] ~ Psychic ~ Psychic
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Old Jan 24th, 2012, 6:32:09 PM   #12
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Okay Professor, it's time to end this. Start with a SUPER HEAT WAVE COMBO, then relax with the cooldown, and if the round hasn't ended by now, finish with a Heat Wave.

Summary: Heat Wave+ Heat Wave Combo--->Cooldown--->Heat Wave
If You are flinched by Fake Out A1(since Assist is being used), move the combo to A2.
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Old Jan 24th, 2012, 8:23:14 PM   #13
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Pre-round flavor

Pre-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 22
EN: 60

Professor
HP: 41
EN: 67
Paralyzed (drop to 10%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)
Disabled (Ominous Wind- decays in 3a)

Calcs
...


As the paralyzed Rebble starts storing power, Drowzee calls on his Buneary friend to lend him a hand! Drowzee then jumps straight into the air and kicks Rebble square in the face! What wi- IM A-FIRIN MY HEAT WAVE BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Yea... that. Rebbles.... now speaking English. Sorta. Anyways.... it appears that Drowzee could not stand up to that meme as old as the Internet itself, and it fainted!
Post-Round stats:

Phony
HP: -2
EN: KO

Professor
HP: 24
EN: 50
Paralyzed (drop to 5%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)

Doorknob will choose his next poke
Ax will make his actions
Doorknob will make his actions
Reffin'
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 5:17:11 PM   #14
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Doorknob, oh Doorknob?? It's getting close to DQ time, and we need you to send out your next pokemon.... I really don't want to win by DQ in any of my battles... come on man, let's get this going again!!
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 7:27:49 PM   #15
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Sorry!

Go, Viking! Peach has a lot of work to do this battle!

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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 7:31:53 PM   #16
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Okay Professor, let's do our best here! Start with a Power Gem, then use Energy Ball, and finish with another Power Gem!

Summary: Power Gem--->Energy Ball--->Power Gem
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 7:58:39 PM   #17
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Do something, Viking!

Bounce ~ Bubble ~ Bounce
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 8:49:30 PM   #18
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FUCK YEA IM'MA MAGIKARP THAT CAN ACTUALLY ATTACK!

Pre-Round Stats:

Professor
HP: 24
EN: 50
Paralyzed (drop to 5%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)

Viking
HP: 80
EN: 100

BOSSkarp be bossin'
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Awwwwwww hellz yea, we got ourselves a Magikarp up in 'dis bitch! I was hoping for hax, but screw that, Magikarp is 1000000x better!

As the little boss fish flops around, jumping in the pool so he doesn't die, then instantly jumps up into the air! In a meager attempt to strike the god-like fish, Professor fires several Gems of Power into the air, and Viking comes crashing down, causing massive damage to the meager rock!

Saying as Viking really doesn't know what else to do, he fires off another god-powered Bubble, almost KO'ing Professor! The Rebble, who has no idea of the power he is messing with, somehow scratches the mighty god with an Energy Ball! I have never seen this before people!

Magikarp, use Hyper Beam! ...The hell do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam!? Fine, just Bounce up! Try as you might with your Power Gems, Professor, for your Power Gem will become your undoing, as they will continue to miss as Viking comes crashing onto you, instantly sealing your fate! SHUDDER IN AWE AT MAGIKARP'S MAJESTY!

Post-Round Stats:

Professor
HP: KO
EN: KO

Viking
HP: 61
EN: 77

Ax, choose your next victim of Viking
Doorknob makes his actions
Ax makes his actions
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 9:13:22 PM   #19
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Okay Shocky, come on out and finish Viking off!

Summary: Send out Shocky the Magnimite.
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 9:13:31 PM   #20
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I ordered Bounce ~ Bubble ~ Bounce, not Bubble three times.
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 9:27:04 PM   #21
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I ordered Bounce ~ Bubble ~ Bounce, not Bubble three times.
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^Its a picture of me.

Im'ma go fix that now.

EDIT: The round has been reffed correctly!
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Doorknob, you still need to make this turn's orders.
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 9:51:34 PM   #23
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Maybe, you can soften it up a little bit before Peach has to clean up.

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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 9:54:56 PM   #24
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Okay Shocky, let's see what you can really do. Start with a 15 HP Sub, then use Metal Sound, and finish with a powerful Thunderbolt.

Summary: Substitute(15 HP)--->Metal Sound--->Thunderbolt
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Old Jan 26th, 2012, 10:06:06 PM   #25
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I'll ref this tomorrow afternoon, I'm getting booted off the computer.
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