(Completed) More Action Than You Can Shake a Speare At: TW vs. TC vs. db vs. jj! (1-Each BRAWL)

[Dummy007]

(Pardon the lack of Pokemon; jayjinde sent in an FE 'mon and I'm waiting for him to send a new one. I just wanted to get the thread up.)

Originally Posted by Fat William Shakespeare

Two Four households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two four foes
A pair group of star-cross'd lovers ASB 'mons take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' trainers' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love brawl,
And the continuance of their parents' trainers' rage,
Which, but their children's party's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' weeks' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

(For reference, I will write each reffing line
In Shakespeare's iambic pentameter.)

The stage is set, with data just below:

Arena Description

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Field Type- Neutral
Complexity- Moderate
Format- All
Restrictions- No seismic activity, No weather

Plaza of Verona: After here is like a blast back to the (far) past, for the arena is set back in Shakespearean times! the people speak like they did in shakepeare's plays, and the two clans of his classical tale romeo and juliet, the Montagues and Capulets, are out and ready to fight! the scene is the plaza of the city, which is 800 feet wide and long. int he center is a beautiful and intricate water fountain (20 feet tall, 50 feet wide and long). Now imagine the fountain is in the center of a 300 by 300 foot cobblestone circle. surrounding that circle are stairs that lead up to the rest of the arena, for the fountain and its circle are three feet lower. the whole arena is flat and even, dwarfed by the tall, ancient buildings of old italy. No weather can be induced and no seismic activity can be triggered. (this next part is up to teh ref) If the players join in with the theme and post commands like he or she is in romeo and Juliet times their Pokemon will get bonuses. (e.g Thoust raticate! thy fury pour down bladed fang with agile wit! Hyper be so for devilish fiend to vanquish!)

Ref Notes:
-To clarify the above: Any set of actions posted in Shakespearean English and proper iambic pentameter will award a +1 BAP boost and -1 Energy Cost to every move used by that Pokemon that round. The boost may be gained every other round, although you can still post like a Shakespeare play for flavor purposes.
-For reffing purposes, each of you will receive the name of a character from Romeo and Juliet as follows: Romeo (The Wanderer), Benvolio (Texas Cloverleaf), Mercutio (dragonboy52), Tybalt (jayjinde). (This is in no way indicative of what I think your personality is or who I think will win. I just want to write cool flavor. :D)

The proper regulations also now:

Rules

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1v1v1v1
2 recovers/5 chills
2 Day DQ
Switch = lol
Abilities = One
Items = None (unanimous)

And now, at last, the fierce competitors:

The Wanderer's Rico

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trolololol read the thread opening

Riolu(*) [Rico] (Male)
"<It's like the laws of the universe: Atoms make up all matter, gravity pulls things down, and Rico'll tear you a new one!>"
An arrogant but fiercely loyal riolu that has been in the wanderer's care since as far back as he can remember.

Nature: Naughty (+1 atk, -1 SpD)
Type: Fighting
Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions of throwing/grappling moves. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Inner Focus: (innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Steadfast: (innate) If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Prankster (DW): (innate, locked) The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level Up:
Quick Attack(*)
Foresight(*)
Endure(*)
Counter(*)
Force Palm(*)
Feint(*)
Reversal(*)
Screech(*)

Egg:
Blaze Kick(*)
Vacuum Wave (*)
Iron Defense(*)

TM:
Hidden Power(*) - Ice, power 7
Swords Dance(*)
Earthquake(*)

Texas Cloverleaf's Ivory

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Just read The Wanderer's, one HIDE tag up

Slowpoke, Female, Ivory
Nature: Relaxed (+1 Def, -15% Spe, -10% Evasion)
Type: Water/Psychic
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Oblivious (Innate): This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
Own Tempo (Innate): This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
(DW) Regenerator: When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

Slowpoke
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 13 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 2/9
MC: 4
DC: 2/5

Curse
Yawn
Tackle
Growl
Water Gun
Confusion
Disable
Headbutt
Slack Off
Psychic
Heal Pulse

Sleep Talk
Belly Drum
Zen Headbutt

Rest
Toxic
Scald

Zap Cannon
Total Moves: 14

dragonboy52's Unnamed Porygon2

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I'm serious; stop reading, there's no point.


Porygon2
Nature: Modest (Special Attack increased by *; Attack decreased by *)

Type: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Trace: (Can be activated) This Pokemon can copy an ability of the opponent and replace Trace for six (6) actions. Wonder Guard cannot be Traced.
Download: (Innate) At the beginning of the match, the Pokemon analyzes the opponent and downloads data that lets it deal more damage. This Pokemon receives a one (1) stage increase on the offense that strikes an opponent’s weaker defense stat. (e.g. does more damage with special attacks when facing Aggron, which has higher defense, and attack when facing Hypno, which has higher special defense. For ties, Attack is raised.) This boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Analytic (DW): (Can be activated) If this Pokemon attacks second during an action, its attacks have two (2) more Base Attack Power.

Porygon2
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60

EC: 4/9
MC: 6
DC: 3/5

Attacks:
Conversion(*)
Conversion 2(*)
Sharpen(*)
Tackle(*)
Agility(*)
Psybeam(*)
Recover(*)
Magnet Rise(*)
Tri Attack(*)
Discharge(*)
Magic Coat(*)


Thunderbolt(*)
Ice Beam(*)
Toxic(*)

jayjinde's Big Boy

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WHY ARE YOU READING THIS I SAID TO STOP

Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
Nature: Hasty (+Spe, +26% Acc, -Def)
Type: Electric
Electric: Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain. Superior senses in power plant environments.

Abilities:
Static: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this Pokemon.

Vital Spirit (DW): (Locked) This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Vital Spirit also has Insomnia, its evasion is raised by one (1) stage permanently.


Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+)
Rank Total: 18
Size: Class 2
Weight: Class 3

EC: 4/9
MC: 2
DC: 2/5

Attacks:
Quick Attack (*)
Leer (*)
Thunderpunch (*)
Thundershock(*)
Low Kick (*)
Swift (*)
Shock Wave (*)
Light Screen (*)
Thunder

Cross Chop (*)
Fire Punch (*)
Ice Punch (*)

Psychic (*)
Volt Switch (*)
Charge Beam (*)
Wild Charge
Substitute
Brick Break

Moves Known: 18

The match will flow as follows (see below):
(sorry, no iambic pentameter here)
Dummy007 sends out everyone's Pokemon (when I get them all).
jayjinde issues orders.
dragonboy52 issues orders.
Texas Cloverleaf issues orders.
The Wanderer issues orders.
Dummy007 demonstrates the work of a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters as time approaches infinity.
The Wanderer issues more orders. (Correct me if I'm wrong.)
jayjinde issues more orders.
dragonboy52 issues more orders.
Texas Cloverleaf issues more orders.
Dummy007 continues typing, possibly munching on a banana.
etc.

Once jayjinde gets his Pokemon sent in
The match will start, with jayjinde ord'ring first!
And now, without any further ado,
jayjinde gives orders: Let the match begin!

[jayjinde]

Two things:
1) Dragonboy, dost thou want to strike at the young
Pokemon, so we may duel one on one
2) Ho, ye young bard Dummy ye, thou mustn't thrust me
into choosing mine actions second for
he who goes first shall then be he goes last

Now Big Boy, ye powerful brute, strike at
the witch Ivory, for she uses magic
of the shapeshifting arts! Thrust at her with
the boom of a mighty thunder, then strike
at the young Rico with a curs'd attack,
then coat thineself in light with a screen.

In English: Thunder Ivory - Psychic Rico - Light Screen
If any enemies of thine strike at
thee, deal them a blow with thine Static blasts

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Indeed I care little for order thus;
Ivory shall go on a psychotic
rampage, destroying all wee Riolu
that happen across it with headbutts of
pure psychic power, and repeat once more

(Belly Rape, Zen Headbutt x2 at Riolu)

Own Tempo I suppose, doesnt really matter.

[dragonboy52]

Oh god, I'm not even going to try...
Oh and jay sure, let's do that!
So uhh
Tri Attack (Riolu) ~ Discharge ~Tri Attack (Riolu)

Erryday I'm downloading

[The Wanderer]

They think thee an easy mark, Rico!
Aggrieve them for such folly by brandishing thy
rapier to layest yon hand of force upon
that rabbit-sucking electabuzz with grievous power,
and then counter that witch Ivory where
she shalt with her cohorts hence!

Swords Dance -> Force Palm (Electabuzz) -> Counter (Slowpoke)

Ability: Inner Focus

[Dummy007]

Just for clarification, could everyone edit ability selections into their posts? I'm working on calcs right now, and I want to roll for everything in one sitting.

[The Wanderer]

*Ker-suspense!*

[Dummy007]

Oh crap, I completely forgot I was supposed to ref this. I have a ridiculous amount of homework to do, but calcs are done, so I'll probably have an unflavored reffing up within a few minutes. And, unlike any other match I've reffed, I WILL add in flavor at some point.

[Dummy007]

(FYI, I'm putting jay last next round;
You'll see why if you read the text below.)

Rules:
1v1v1v1
2 recovers/5 chills
2 Day DQ
Switch = lol
Abilities = One
Items = None (unanimous)

The Wanderer's Rico

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Riolu(*) [Rico] (Male)
Nature: Naughty

Stats:
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13
Boosts: none
Other: none

Texas Cloverleaf's Ivory

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Slowpoke, Female, Ivory
Nature: Relaxed

Stats:
HP: 100
Energy: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 13 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14
Boosts: none
Other: none

dragonboy52's Unnamed Porygon2

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Porygon2
Nature: Modest

Stats:
HP: 100
Energy: 100
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Boosts: none
Other: none

jayjinde's Big Boy

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Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
Nature: Hasty

Stats:
HP: 100
Energy: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+)
Rank Total: 18
Size: Class 2
Weight: Class 3
Boosts: none
Other: none

Round 1 Begin!

*insert iambic pentameter here*

End Round 1

The Wanderer's Rico

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Riolu(*) [Rico] (Male)
Nature: Naughty

Stats:
HP: -10 (Porygon2)
Energy: 90
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13
Boosts: +1 Atk
Other: Paralyzed (15%)

Texas Cloverleaf's Ivory

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Slowpoke, Female, Ivory
Nature: Relaxed

Stats:
HP: 9
Energy: 59
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 13 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14
Boosts: +6 Atk
Other: none

dragonboy52's Unnamed Porygon2

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Porygon2
Nature: Modest

Stats:
HP: 100
Energy: 84
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Boosts: +1 SpA
Other: none

jayjinde's Big Boy

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Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
Nature: Hasty

Stats:
HP: 75
Energy: 79.5
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+)
Rank Total: 18
Size: Class 2
Weight: Class 3
Boosts: none
Other: Paralyzed (15%), Light Screen (5 actions)

Just the Facts

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Results of Shakespearean Bonus:
jayjinde: +/-0.5 (last line has one too few syllables)
Texas Cloverleaf: +/-1 (correct)
dragonboy52: N/A (didn’t try)
The Wanderer: +/-0.5 (most lines did not have ten syllables)

Pre-Round:
Porygon2’s Download activates: +1 SpA

Thunder Slowpoke (Electabuzz) [Hit Roll: 4679/10000, Crit Roll: 1011/10000, Para Roll: 9464/10000; hit, no crit, no para]
(12 + 0.5 + 3 + 3*1.5 - 2*1.5) * 1.5 = 25.5 ~ 26 damage
-6.5 energy

Speed Roll: 9918/10000 {Riolu}
Swords Dance (Riolu) [Success]
Effect: +2 Atk
-6.5 energy

Tri Attack Riolu (Porygon2) [Crit Roll: 4554/10000, Effect Roll: 8905/10000; no crit, no effect]
((8 + 3 + 5*1.5 - 1*1.5) * 1) + 1.75 = 18.75 ~ 19 damage
-5 energy

Belly Drum (Slowpoke) [Success]
Effect: +6 Atk, -50 HP
-29 energy


Psychic Riolu (Electabuzz) [Crit Roll: 8905, Drop Roll: 3292; no crit, no drop]
([6+2+0.5] + 3*1.5 - 1*1.5) * 1.5 = 17.25 ~ 17 damage
-5 + 2/2 - 0.5 = 5.5 energy

Speed Roll: 9256 {Riolu}
Force Palm Electabuzz [Crit Roll: 3896, Para Roll: 1764, Static Roll: 9037; no crit, Electabuzz is now 20% paralyzed]
((6 + 0.5 + 3 + 4*1.5 - 1*1.5) * 1) + 3.5 = 17.5 ~ 18 damage
-3.5 energy

Discharge (Porygon2) [Crit Rolls: 5345, 565, 4583; Para Rolls: 2424, 2696, 4415; crit on Riolu, Riolu is now 20% paralyzed]
Electabuzz: (((8 + 5*1.5 - 3*1.5) * 0.66) + 1.75) * 0.75 = 6.8125 ~ 7 damage
Riolu: (((8 + 3 + 5*1.5 - 1*1.5) * 1) + 1.75) * 0.75 = 14.0625 ~ 14 damage
Slowpoke: (((8 + 5*1.5 - 2*1.5) *1.5) + 1.75) *0.75 = 15.375 ~ 15 damage
-6 energy

Zen Headbutt Riolu (Slowpoke) [Hit Roll: 7352, Crit Roll: 8288; hit, no crit]
((8 + 1 + 3 + 3*1.5 - 2*1.5) * 1.5) + 10.5 = 30.75 ~ 31 damage
-4 energy


Tri Attack Riolu (Porygon2) [Crit Roll: 5853, Effect Roll: 7961; no crit, no effect]
((8 + 3 + 5*1.5 - 1*1.5) * 1) + 1.75 = 18.75 ~ 19 damage
-5 energy
-Riolu fainted!

Light Screen (Electabuzz) [Para Roll: 4293; success]
Effect: duh
-7.5 energy

Zen Headbutt Riolu (Slowpoke) [Target fainted]
-8 energy

Post-Round
Electabuzz para drop (15%), Light Screen (5 actions)

The Wand'rer's out, which leaves three enemies;
dragonboy goes, then Texas, then jayjinde!

[The Wanderer]

Well, that...didn't end well.

[Texas Cloverleaf]

After our pokes die can we just go claim shit or do we have to wait for the full battle?

[Dummy007]

I would assume you have to wait for the battle to finish, even if your 'mon is going to faint to a single hit in the next round. :/

[dragonboy52]

Discharge~Tri Attack X2(Electabuzz)
If Electabuzz kills Slowpoke on Turn 1, then just use Tri Attack~Discharge~Tri Attack.
Ps: in boosts, shouldn't Pory have +1 sp.attack?

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Zen Headbutt Electabuzz, ded

[jayjinde]

Cover the witch Ivory with a wave
of shock, then strike at the floating demon
of Dragonboy with a chop across the
face, then useth another Thunder blast.

[Dummy007]

Rules:
1v1v1v1
2 recovers/5 chills
2 Day DQ
Switch = lol
Abilities = One
Items = None (unanimous)

Texas Cloverleaf's Ivory

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Slowpoke, Female, Ivory
Nature: Relaxed

Stats:
HP: 9
Energy: 59
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 13 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14
Boosts: +6 Atk
Other: none

dragonboy52's Unnamed Porygon2

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Porygon2
Nature: Modest

Stats:
HP: 100
Energy: 84
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Boosts: +1 SpA
Other: none

jayjinde's Big Boy

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Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
Nature: Hasty

Stats:
HP: 75
Energy: 79.5
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+)
Rank Total: 18
Size: Class 2
Weight: Class 3
Boosts: none
Other: Paralyzed (15%), Light Screen (5 actions)

Round 2 Begin!

Benvolio: I will avenge my friend Romeo’s death!
Mercutio: Unless my Discharge finishes you first!
Benvolio: I thought you were here for comic relief!
Mercutio: I was, until I needed KOC.
*blasts a ridiculous amount of electricity everywhere, easily slaying poor Ivory and re-paralyzing Big Boy*
Benvolio: And all I wanted…was a…Slowpoke sweep… *dies*
Tybalt: Speaking of slowpokes, Big Boy just attacked
The body of deceased Benvolio.
Mercutio: That wave would hardly shock a copper wire,
Let alone a corpse. (What’s copper, again?)
Tybalt: I think it has something to do with law.
Mercutio: Maybe if you tried harder, you might not
Forget things like the meanings of new words.
Tybalt: That was a pitiful distract-i-on.
Your attack didn’t even do that much.
Mercutio: Let’s see you do any better, Big Boy.
Tybalt: Your taunt is rude! For that I’ll chop you like
A yard of lumber in the autumn woods.
Mercutio: What is this “lumber” thing of which you speak?
You know we’re in Verona, right? Across
The way from other old Italian towns.
Tybalt: So what if we wanna talk like gangstas?
We can break the script whenever we wish.
Mercutio: Your rapid shifts in prose leave me perplexed.
Perhaps another Tri Attack will help?
Tybalt: Yo’ momma’ so dumb she tried ta’ strangle
Herself with a cellular phone! What now?
Mercutio: If you were trying to “burn” me, it failed,
Or, at the least, succeeded on your ‘mon.
Tybalt: Oh, really? Well FEEL THE THUNDA, HOMIE!!!!!
Mercutio: Can we please end the round before this gets
Any more confusing? I’m sick of slang.
Tybalt: Well, yo’ momma’ so-
Narrator: Stop. We’re done. Go home.

End Round 2

Texas Cloverleaf's Ivory

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Slowpoke, Female, Ivory
Nature: Relaxed

Stats:
HP: -6 (Porygon2)
Energy: 59
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 13 (-)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14
Boosts: +6 Atk
Other: none

dragonboy52's Unnamed Porygon2

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Porygon2
Nature: Modest

Stats:
HP: 65
Energy: 64
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Boosts: +1 SpA
Other: none

jayjinde's Big Boy

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Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
Nature: Hasty

Stats:
HP: 47
Energy: 65.5
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+)
Rank Total: 18
Size: Class 2
Weight: Class 3
Boosts: none
Other: Paralyzed (15%), Light Screen (2 actions), Burned

Just the Facts

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Results of Shakespearean Bonus:
jayjinde: N/A
Texas Cloverleaf: N/A
dragonboy52: N/A (didn’t try)

Discharge (Porygon2) [Crit Rolls: 3712, 1497; Para Rolls: 2359, 2428; no crits, Electabuzz and Slowpoke are now 20% paralyzed]
Electabuzz: (((8 + 5*1.5 - 3*1.5 - 5) * 0.66) + 1.75) * 0.75 = 4.3125 ~ 4 damage
Slowpoke: (((8 + 5*1.5 - 2*1.5) *1.5) + 1.75) *0.75 = 15.375 ~ 15 damage
-6 energy
-Slowpoke fainted!

Shock Wave Slowpoke (Electabuzz) [Para Roll: 1523; Fully Paralyzed]
-0 energy
-Paralysis degrades (15%)


Tri Attack Electabuzz (Porygon2) [Crit Roll: 3442, Effect Roll: 4156; no crit, no effect]
((8 + 3 + 5*1.5 – 3*1.5 – 5) * 1) + 1.75 = 10.75 ~ 11 damage
-5 energy

Cross Chop Porygon2 (Electabuzz) [Para Roll: 7544, Hit Roll: 1846, Crit Roll: 1152; no para, hit, crit]
(10 + 3 + 3*1.5 – 3*1.5) * 1.5 = 19.5 ~ 20 damage
-7 energy


Tri Attack Electabuzz (Porygon2) [Crit Roll: 4029, Effect Roll: 1244, Effect Roll [Burn, Freeze, Para]: 2105/9999; no crit, burn]
((8 + 3 + 5*1.5 – 3*1.5 – 5) * 1) + 1.75 = 10.75 ~ 11 damage
-9 energy

Thunder Porygon2 (Electabuzz) [Para Roll: 5725, Hit Roll: 2613, Crit Roll: 1862, Effect Roll: 7393; no para, hit, no crit, no effect]
(12 + 3 + 3*1.5 - 3*1.5) * 1 = 15 damage
-7 energy

Post-Round
Electabuzz para drop (15%), Light Screen (2 actions), -2 HP (Electabuzz)

jayjinde will order first this round, and then
dragonboy will give his orders as well!

[The Wanderer]

The wanderer and Rico both sat at a nearby bench, popcorn in hand.

"Great fight."

[dragonboy52]

coo stuff

Tri Attack~Chill~Tri Attack!
Let's get this!

[jayjinde]

This be-eth Iambic Pentameter
I'll simply useth another thunder.
Then another Cross Chop across thine face.
Then erect up a screen of light for now.

And on another note, why am I black?

[Dummy007]

Originally Posted by Fat jayjinde

And on another note, why am I black?

Because black people are good at Pokemon?

Also, dragonboy, jayjinde was supposed to order first. If this affects either of your actions, please let me know.

[dragonboy52]

Originally Posted by Fat Dummy007

Because black people are good at Pokemon?

Also, dragonboy, jayjinde was supposed to order first. If this affects either of your actions, please let me know.

Nah

[Dummy007]

In that case, I'll have the reffing up some time tomorrow.

[Flamestrike]

jayjinde requested a subref, so here I am! No guarantees that I follow any Shakespeare stuff though.

Porygon2

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Porygon2
HP: 65
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Energy: 64
+1 Special Attack

Big Boy the Electabuzz

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Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
HP: 47
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+)
Energy: 66
Paralyzed (15%)
Burned (2 DPA, -3 BP for physical moves)
Light Screen (2 actions)
Iambic Boost (+1 BP , -1 EC to moves)

Big Boy gets a nice little boost because his trainer uses iambic pentameter to deliver orders, but it doesn't help him much at first because Porygon2's Tri Attack freezes him! He's only lightly frozen, but that's still enough to keep him frozen solid for the first action! Porygon2 takes advantage of the chance to chill, but then Big Boy thaws out and nails Porygon2 with a Cross Chop! However, his Light Screen wears off, and Porygon2 takes full advantage with another Tri Attack! Big Boy avoids status this time though, and gets the opportunity to refresh his Light Screen! It may be a bit too late though, as Big Boy is looking pretty beat up! Can Porygon2 finish it off this round?

Porygon2
HP: 53
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Energy: 58
+1 Special Attack


Electabuzz(*) Big Boy (M)
HP: 14
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1(-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121 (+) (30 w/ PRZ)
Energy: 52
Paralyzed (10%)
Burned (2 DPA, -3 BP for physical moves)
Light Screen (6 actions)

Calculations

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Action 1:
Porygon2 used Tri Attack
-> RNG roll to crit (1-625 to crit) -> 7980 (no crit)
-> RNG roll to status (1-2000 to status) -> 1513 (status)
-> RNG roll for status (1-3333 for freeze, 3334-6667 for paralysis, 6668-10000 for burn) -> 695 (freeze)
-> RNG roll for freeze duration (1-5000 for 1 action, 5001-10000 for 2 actions) -> 4383 (1 action)
8[BP] + 3[STAB] + 3[Stat Dif.] - 5[Light Screen] + 1.75[Boost Dif.] = 10.75, rounded to 11 damage, 5 + 8[Consecutive Move Use] = 13 energy
Big Boy was frozen solid! (Will thaw next action)

Big Boy -> 2 damage due to burn

Action 2:
Porygon2 used chill -> +12 energy
Big Boy thawed out and used Cross Chop
-> RNG roll for paralysis (1-1500 for full paralysis) -> 2427 (success)
-> RNG roll to crit (1-1250 to crit) -> 1940 (no crit)
(11[BP] - 3[Burn]) * 1.5[SE] = 12 damage, 6 energy

Big Boy's Light Screen expires
Big Boy -> 2 damage due to burn

Action 3:
Porygon2 used Tri Attack
-> RNG roll to crit (1-625 to crit) -> 3235 (no crit)
-> RNG roll to status (1-2000 to status) -> 9006 (no status)
8[BP] + 3[STAB] + 3[Stat Dif.] + 1.75[Boost Dif.] = 15.75, rounded to 16 damage, 5 energy
Big Boy used Light Screen
-> RNG roll for paralysis (1-1500 for full paralysis) -> 4654 (success)
8 energy, Big Boy protected by Light Screen for 6 actions

Big Boy -> 2 damage due to burn

dragonboy52, youeth are upeth! (I had to throw it in somewhere)

[dragonboy52]

tri attack x3
gg

[jayjinde]

I didst not say I shalt fall honorably

Dodge - Dodge - Dodge