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Have you tried to suck your own penis?

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I am doing a school project regarding a very touchy theme and id love to have Smogon's users input on it. Please try to answer the question in the poll honestly, as this is important and I am doing this in order to achieve good results and also to prove my girlfriend wrong.

Basically you can already know what this is about by just looking at the poll. Its simple, have you ever tried to suck your own dick? Im not asking if youve done it, if you find it desirable, or if youre against it or whatever. Im just asking if youve done the sheer act of trying to suck your own dick, just to see if you can do it, for kicks, for any reason.

My theory is that every single guy has tried to suck his own dick at one point in his life, for whatever reason. This is the most common position for trying it, so most likely if youve done this position once in your life it was possibly to see if you could suck your own dick:

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Id love to know your opinions and to know if youve tried to SEE if you can suck your own dick. (AGAIN, NOT IF YOU DID IT OR WHATEVER, JUST IF YOU TRIED IT).

Thanks in advance.
 
<&ginganinja> lol
<&ginganinja> wtf is that thread in a forum
<&ginganinja> I want to post
<&ginganinja> Frizy has

Posting on behalf of ginganinja cause he's a pansy.

Fuck you sheeps, here's my revenge.

<sheeps> i sucked my own dick once
<sheeps> it wasnt hard
<sheeps> literally i was soft the whole time
 
I have not tried or been tempted to but I'm sure some people have

[23:27] eOut ok honestly
[23:27] eOut I haven't tried
[23:27] Bluewind well
[23:27] eOut but I'm really tempted to now

[23:32] eOut I'm also curious
[23:32] reyscarface but i did try and succeed
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[23:32] Bluewind ah
[23:32] eOut if I would find the taste of penis
[23:32] eOut appealing
 
<@Frizy> curse my morbid curiousity
<sheeps> did you just try it
<@Frizy> yes
<@Hugendugen> lol
<sheeps> omg you did
<@Hugendugen> he sprained his back

kotw on methods to achieving said action:

<@KnightoftheWind> i can just stretch my lips very far
 
I think its a wonderful thing about the internet that because you are in the privacy of your own home while talking to people you can actually try these things that you could never do during a conversation otherwise.

For ET and anyone else who was curious, my estimation is I would need to be over a foot long to do this. I am not a flexible man.
 
tbh I've thought about it, but no I realised I wouldn't be able to do it and I'd look like a f*cking retard if someone walked in on me.
 
No locks in my house except for the doors that connect to outside the house, Obviously I could do it if I was alone but the one time I thought about it I wasn't alone.
 
only you would post this thread, honestly

i can see that i'm not necessary anymore!!

EDIT: omfg the "not yet..(;" option i'm dying over here
 
I have never tried nor would I ever. I'm not homophobic. I just know that I'm a selfish lover so it wouldn't be any good.
 
My dick is too small for me to attempt this

In all honestly, I have, but that was when I was like 8 or 7 and I curious :x
 
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I don't see how anyone that is not freakishly endowed or have olympic gymnast levels of flexibility could ever do this.

Don't some people have ribs surgically removed so that they can do it?

Oglemi said:
For the record the scientific term for this is autofellatio ^.^
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edit: god damnit wikipedia why do you need to have images of this
 
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Once when I was drunk someone bet me that I wasn't flexable enough to. I was quite easily able to touch my penis to my face even when it wasn't erect. I would not suck my own penis as a masturbational practice. If anyone is familiar with the 'plow' yoga position, that was my route to attempt it.
 
I will admit I've tried this, I even used the wall my bed was up against to give me more leverage, but alas I could not, though that was a long time ago.

For the record the scientific term for this is autofellatio ^.^
 
Zacchaeus said:
I would've been worried had jumpluff answered any differently
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Any female that says yes could just be extremely possessive of their dude's junk.

Takeo Otori said:
I'll answer your question with a question of mine own, if a guy could suck his own dick, WTF does he need a woman for?
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inb4sandwiches

Honestly though; as a married man the thing I treasure most that my wife does is laundry. Physical relations and sandwiches are strong number 2/3 but doing the laundry is just such a drag.
 
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