A Poll for Science

[Flashstorm1]

I have not and will not.

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

I just realized, you should have added the voting option "I tried because of this thread"

Well, we know what MikeDec would have voted. :naughty:

 

[jrrrrrrr]

anyone who says no is either lying or has a penis so small they know they could never suck it

 

[firecape]

maybe they are just saving it for a rainy day........

 

[M. Rock]

>mfw Men's Gymnastics was on TV at the same time I found this thread

I have a friend who claims to have done it while he was playing Call of Duty, he seemed proud of it. I could never do it, my flexibility is shit.

 

[Every1XplodeNOW]

This reminds me of that one episode of niptuck where the guy wanted penis reduction surgery(I didn't even know that existed!) because wanted stop sucking his own.

Anyway, I've never tried it, and I probably will never be physically able to. Also, I hope you use a better illustration for your project, you'll probably fail using that one.

 

[Shiny Mew2]

Now Reys turn for presenting.
Rey: I did my project on how many guys sucked their own dick.


I can't and won't. Stiff as a board in terms of flexibly, and I could use my mouth to suck better things.

 

[Yonko7]

I wondered about this too, because I'm pretty flexible and probably could if I had the overwhelming desire to, but then I thought, 'I don't wanna know how I taste'.

 

[Celestavian]

I read once that 1 in 400 men was capable of this, and yet half of the people here who have tried it have succeeded. It makes me feel sorta sad that I can't. Yes that means I have tried it. I can't even touch my toes, so I don't know why I think I could have done this.

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

that just means smogon is a very special place, filled with very rare and talented men like myself

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

[13:06:56] <%RODAN> i had a dream i was at pearl harbor but the japanese were just flying like birds instead of in planes


Brilliance like this only furthers my points

 

[Style_Dota]

Well, we know what MikeDec would have voted. :naughty:

I still have not tried. The wonderful thing about having a girlfriend is that I don't need to

Edit: @ shiny mew, was that supposed to be a joke? I don't get it...

 

[tape]

doesnt feel half as great as people seem to think

i put it up there with the difference between masturbation and a handjob

 

[iDunno]

I had a dream that there was a club for people who could suck their own dick but I couldn't so I wasn't allowed to join :(

 

[DM]

I have a friend who claims to have done it while he was playing Call of Duty, he seemed proud of it.

I would be too, that's some impressive multitasking

 

[Omnigross266]

I read once that 1 in 400 men was capable of this, and yet half of the people here who have tried it have succeeded.

Or, they are just lying.

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

Or, they are just lying.

I BELIEVE.

 

[phoopes]

Don't plan on it.

Also, this thread... lol.

 

[Byrne]

i tried and succeeded.

here's the video:

http://tinyurl.com/3m4z33t

 

[Zacchaeus]

Because we legitimately thought you would publicly post porn 9.9

 

[Byrne]

Because we legitimately thought you would publicly post porn 9.9

some people are surprisingly gullible

 

[Yonko7]

Porn comes in many different flavors.

 

[Myzozoa]

Im pretty sure plow is what every guy thinks every yoga position is named

I have been doing yoga since I was 11, it is the shit on so many levels.

 

[Rayquaza2233]

I wrote this off as something I couldn't do when I discovered that I couldn't even touch my toes.

 

[nov]

*sees yes at 53, no at 74*

Its safe to say that 74 liars have answered this poll so far