(Completed) Does Matezoide have Complications understanding why this pun is ALWAYS being used?

King Serperior · Nov 30th, 2012, 11:50:03 AM

"Welcome ladies and Gents as we see two of my friends battle it out in a bloody brawl to the death!!"

"Sir, this isn't that deathmatch. That one is due to happen on Saturday."

"Wait, so.....I have to remove the electrical cage, the Seviper pits, and the cannons?"

"YES!! Do you wish to lose your job???"

"No....ok, fine!! Here are the actual rules."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Rules

1 vs 1 FE vs Complications
Bisharp vs Spinda
Training items
ASB Arena
2 Subs
No Taunt from Bisharp for the first round.

"Next, we have our contestants, Complications and Matezoide. Richter, please introduce them."

"My pleasure, sir."

Team Matezoide:

Dizzy, the Spinda

Team Complications:

Optimus @ Exp. Share

"Seeing as my trainer is sulking at the lack of blood and gore today, I will ref. Matezoide issued the challenge, so he must send out Spinda and give it an item. Complications will send out his Bisharp and, seeing as it already carries an Exp.Share, will issue orders. Matezoide will issue counter-orders. Following that, I will give you a play-by-play as I ref. Good Luck to you all!! Also, please hurry. My second Cousin, Stortamus, is coming over and I have to cook. Jeeze, can't you people leave me alone?!?"

Matezoide · Nov 30th, 2012, 1:08:31 PM

No, not at all.

Alright Dizzy, today you face an.....old friend.

Oh my.....Optimus.....i owe a lot to him.

Indeed, and now you have the chance to see just how stronger you are now.

You are right....i dont think i am ready now, but fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. I will do my best!

Dizzy gets an Exp.Share

Complications · Nov 30th, 2012, 2:44:37 PM

(Matezoide I sense an Optimus quote from you ;P)

Complications: Good day, Matezoide. I see it is time for our friendly rematch."

Optimus: "And an honorable foe we shall face."

Substitute (25)-Brick Break-Brick Break
If Dizzy uses a non-combo damaging fighting type move after A1 and Trick Room is not up, use Dig.
If Dizzy uses a damaging fighting type move after A1, use Revenge on A2 and A3..

Matezoide · Nov 30th, 2012, 2:59:11 PM

Indeed, my friend, it is a great chance for Dizzy to see just how powerfull she is now.

Same to you, Optimus.

Enable Contrary!

Superpower -> Trick-Room -> Tackle

King Serperior · Dec 1st, 2012, 9:19:07 AM

Pre-Round 1

Round 1 Calculations

Post-Round 1

"Looks like both pokemon were testing the defenses of the other and were setting up for a strike next round. Normally, I'd side with the powerful Bisharp, but that Spinda is looking very scary. Take note that just because something looks harmless, there is a good chance that it is deady!!"

Matezoide Orders First
Complications counterorders
Richter Refs
KS Sulks because of the Deathmatch was canceled

Complications · Dec 1st, 2012, 9:57:41 AM

KS just to let you know Brick Break A3 should have done 1.75 less because of Superpower's effect.
And also, Bisharp's ATtack bonus should make his attack 8.5, not 8, soothe first Brick Break should have done 20.25. However, he still losses the same amoun of health at the end of the round.

Matezoide · Dec 1st, 2012, 12:55:37 PM

Also, Dizzy should have lost 6 more energy due to Pressure.

''Good job so far, Dizzy!''

Drain Punch -> Superpower -> Fire Punch

If Fighting type combo at any point, change that action to Hypnosis and push-back, but not consecutively
If Optimus uses Revenge at any point, change that action to Hypnosis and push-back, but not consecutively.

He certanly got a plan of some sort, but i must not yield.

Complications · Dec 1st, 2012, 1:03:30 PM

Complications: "Time to use your own weapons against you... but this may hurt a little."

Optimus: "A necessary sacrifice to bring victory to this battle."

Taunt-Metal Burst-Brick Break+Brick Break
(Ugh this battle got posted just before I got Low Sweep :/)

King Serperior · Dec 5th, 2012, 7:04:28 PM

Pre-Round 2

Round 2 Calculations

I get 2UC
Spinda and Bisharp get 4MC and Bisharp gets a KOC
Both Comp and Matezoide get 2CC

Matezoide · Dec 5th, 2012, 7:22:27 PM

''That was just unbelievable, Dizzy, you are so much stronger now.''

''But....i lost....''

You accepted the burden of combat with all of your heart, little one, your bravery honors me, theres nothing to be ashamed of.

*Optimus and Dizzy shake hands in respect as he walks back to his trainer, slipping and almost falling due to exaustion, but nonethless, managing to steady himself.*

''Can you carry me back home? I am sooooooooooo tired :(''

*Before Matezoide can answer, Dizzy jumps on his back and he is forced to do so.*

gg Comp and thanks for reffing, King.

Complications · Dec 5th, 2012, 8:36:11 PM

GG Matezoide, and thanks for reffing KS :3

I see Optimus already has flavor so... lol

Matezoide · Dec 5th, 2012, 8:47:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Complications

I see Optimus already has flavor so... lol

Sorry for that :P

Complications · Dec 5th, 2012, 8:49:23 PM

No problem

Nov 30th, 2012, 1:08:31 PM	#2
Matezoide Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,788 Brazil	No, not at all. Alright Dizzy, today you face an.....old friend. Oh my.....Optimus.....i owe a lot to him. Indeed, and now you have the chance to see just how stronger you are now. You are right....i dont think i am ready now, but fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. I will do my best! Dizzy gets an Exp.Share __________________ Nobody is going to die on my watch .....And ASB team Out for an unknown amount of the time (Probably just a few days)....not like anyone gives a shit anyway. If i am reffing you, feel free to get a sub-ref. If i am battling you, wait until i am like 1 or 2 days over DQ.

Nov 30th, 2012, 2:44:37 PM	#3
Complications Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,644 The Demonata	(Matezoide I sense an Optimus quote from you ;P) Complications: Good day, Matezoide. I see it is time for our friendly rematch." Optimus: "And an honorable foe we shall face." Substitute (25)-Brick Break-Brick Break If Dizzy uses a non-combo damaging fighting type move after A1 and Trick Room is not up, use Dig. If Dizzy uses a damaging fighting type move after A1, use Revenge on A2 and A3.. __________________ "Where is the horse and the rider... Where is the horn that was blowing... They have passed like rain on the mountains... Like wind in the meadow... The days have come down in the West... Behind the hills into shadow..."

Nov 30th, 2012, 2:59:11 PM	#4
Matezoide Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,788 Brazil	Indeed, my friend, it is a great chance for Dizzy to see just how powerfull she is now. Same to you, Optimus. Enable Contrary! Superpower -> Trick-Room -> Tackle __________________ Nobody is going to die on my watch .....And ASB team Out for an unknown amount of the time (Probably just a few days)....not like anyone gives a shit anyway. If i am reffing you, feel free to get a sub-ref. If i am battling you, wait until i am like 1 or 2 days over DQ.

Dec 1st, 2012, 9:19:07 AM	#5
King Serperior Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,827 I am an "Andalite Bandit." Shiver in fear while you can, Yeerks. We're coming for you!	Round 1 Pre-Round 1 Matezoide's Party: Health: 90 Energy: 100 Item: Exp.Share Speed: 52 Status: None Other: Contrary Active Round Actions: Superpower -> Trick-Room -> Tackle VS Complications' Party: Health: 100 Energy: 100 Item: Exp.Share Speed: 70 Status: None Other: None Round Actions: Substitute (25)-Brick Break-Brick Break If Dizzy uses a non-combo damaging fighting type move after A1 and Trick Room is not up, use Dig. If Dizzy uses a damaging fighting type move after A1, use Revenge on A2 and A3.. Round 1 Calculations Action 1: Bisharp used Substitute (25HP)!! (-24 Energy) A Substitute was formed!! Spinda used Superpower!! (-8 Energy) Crit Chance: 5773/10000 (No) Damage: [(12 + 4.5 - 6) * 2.25] = 23.625 Spinda's Attack Rose!! Spinda's Defense Rose!! Action 2: Bisharp used Brick Break!! (-6 Energy) Crit Chance: 4011/10000 (No) Damage: [(8 + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5] = 20.25 Spinda used Trick Room!! (-10 Energy) The Dimensions were twisted!! Action 3: Spinda used Tackle!! (-2 Energy) Crit: Unneeded as a 1HP sub will not survive Damage: See above. Bisharp used Brick Break!! (-10 Energy) Crit Chance: 6629/10000 (No) Damage: [(8 + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5] = 18.5 Round End Final Calc Totals: Spinda: (-39 Health) & (-20 Energy) Bisharp: (-25 Health) & (-40 Energy) Post-Round 1 Matezoide's Party: Health: 51 Energy: 80 Item: Exp.Share Speed: 52 Status: None Other: Contrary Active Round Actions: Superpower -> Trick-Room -> Tackle VS Complications' Party: Health: 75 Energy: 60 Item: Exp.Share Speed: 70 Status: None Other: None Round Actions: Substitute (25)-Brick Break-Brick Break If Dizzy uses a non-combo damaging fighting type move after A1 and Trick Room is not up, use Dig. If Dizzy uses a damaging fighting type move after A1, use Revenge on A2 and A3.. Trick Room active for 3 more rounds "Looks like both pokemon were testing the defenses of the other and were setting up for a strike next round. Normally, I'd side with the powerful Bisharp, but that Spinda is looking very scary. Take note that just because something looks harmless, there is a good chance that it is deady!!" Matezoide Orders First Complications counterorders Richter Refs KS Sulks because of the Deathmatch was canceled __________________ CAP ASB Team Read the Animorphs here. Seriously, click the link if you're a fan or are interested!! Notice: will be inactive for a day or two. Shouldn't be more than 2 days.. Sorry, please forgive me. Last edited by King Serperior; Dec 1st, 2012 at 10:11:57 AM.

Dec 1st, 2012, 9:57:41 AM	#6
Complications Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,644 The Demonata	KS just to let you know Brick Break A3 should have done 1.75 less because of Superpower's effect. And also, Bisharp's ATtack bonus should make his attack 8.5, not 8, soothe first Brick Break should have done 20.25. However, he still losses the same amoun of health at the end of the round. __________________ "Where is the horse and the rider... Where is the horn that was blowing... They have passed like rain on the mountains... Like wind in the meadow... The days have come down in the West... Behind the hills into shadow..."

Dec 1st, 2012, 12:55:37 PM	#7
Matezoide Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,788 Brazil	Also, Dizzy should have lost 6 more energy due to Pressure. ''Good job so far, Dizzy!'' Drain Punch -> Superpower -> Fire Punch If Fighting type combo at any point, change that action to Hypnosis and push-back, but not consecutively If Optimus uses Revenge at any point, change that action to Hypnosis and push-back, but not consecutively. He certanly got a plan of some sort, but i must not yield. __________________ Nobody is going to die on my watch .....And ASB team Out for an unknown amount of the time (Probably just a few days)....not like anyone gives a shit anyway. If i am reffing you, feel free to get a sub-ref. If i am battling you, wait until i am like 1 or 2 days over DQ.

Dec 1st, 2012, 1:03:30 PM	#8
Complications Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,644 The Demonata	Complications: "Time to use your own weapons against you... but this may hurt a little." Optimus: "A necessary sacrifice to bring victory to this battle." Taunt-Metal Burst-Brick Break+Brick Break (Ugh this battle got posted just before I got Low Sweep :/) __________________ "Where is the horse and the rider... Where is the horn that was blowing... They have passed like rain on the mountains... Like wind in the meadow... The days have come down in the West... Behind the hills into shadow..." Last edited by Complications; Dec 5th, 2012 at 3:17:36 PM.

Dec 5th, 2012, 7:04:28 PM	#9
King Serperior Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,827 I am an "Andalite Bandit." Shiver in fear while you can, Yeerks. We're coming for you!	Round 2 Pre-Round 2 Matezoide's Party: Health: 51 Energy: 80 Item: Exp.Share Speed: 52 Status: None Other: Contrary Active Round Actions: Drain Punch -> Superpower -> Fire Punch If Fighting type combo at any point, change that action to Hypnosis and push-back, but not consecutively If Optimus uses Revenge at any point, change that action to Hypnosis and push-back, but not consecutively. VS Complications' Party: Health: 75 Energy: 60 Item: Exp.Share Speed: 70 Status: None Other: None Round Actions: Taunt-Metal Burst-Brick Break+Brick Break Trick Room active for 3 more rounds Round 2 Calculations Action 1: Spinda used Drain Punch!! (-12 Energy) Crit Chance: 1829/10000 (No) Damage: [(8 + 4.5 - 6) * 2.25] + (1 * 1.75) = 25.59 Spinda gained 12.79 Health!! Bisharp used Taunt!! (-9 Energy) Spinda was Taunted for 6 Actions!! Action 2: Spinda used Superpower!! (-8 Energy) Crit Chance: 153/10000 (No) Damage: [(12 + 3 + 4.5 - 6) * 2.25] + (1 * 1.75) = 32.12 Spinda's Attack Rose!! Spinda's Defense Rose!! Bisharp used Metal Burst!! (-16.7 Energy) Damage: 32.12 * 1.25 = 40.15 Damage!! Action 3: Spinda used Hypnosis!! (-7 Energy) It failed due to taunt!!! Bisharp used Super Brick Break!! (-16 Energy) Crit Chance: 567/10000 (yes) Damage: [(18 + 3 + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5] * (2 * 1.75) = 43.25 No need for end round calcs. Spinda just died!! I get 2UC Spinda and Bisharp get 4MC and Bisharp gets a KOC Both Comp and Matezoide get 2CC __________________ CAP ASB Team Read the Animorphs here. Seriously, click the link if you're a fan or are interested!! Notice: will be inactive for a day or two. Shouldn't be more than 2 days.. Sorry, please forgive me.

Dec 5th, 2012, 7:22:27 PM	#10
Matezoide Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,788 Brazil	''That was just unbelievable, Dizzy, you are so much stronger now.'' ''But....i lost....'' You accepted the burden of combat with all of your heart, little one, your bravery honors me, theres nothing to be ashamed of. Optimus and Dizzy shake hands in respect as he walks back to his trainer, slipping and almost falling due to exaustion, but nonethless, managing to steady himself. ''Can you carry me back home? I am sooooooooooo tired :('' Before Matezoide can answer, Dizzy jumps on his back and he is forced to do so. gg Comp and thanks for reffing, King. __________________ Nobody is going to die on my watch .....And ASB team Out for an unknown amount of the time (Probably just a few days)....not like anyone gives a shit anyway. If i am reffing you, feel free to get a sub-ref. If i am battling you, wait until i am like 1 or 2 days over DQ.

Dec 5th, 2012, 8:36:11 PM	#11
Complications Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,644 The Demonata	GG Matezoide, and thanks for reffing KS :3 I see Optimus already has flavor so... lol __________________ "Where is the horse and the rider... Where is the horn that was blowing... They have passed like rain on the mountains... Like wind in the meadow... The days have come down in the West... Behind the hills into shadow..."

Dec 5th, 2012, 8:49:23 PM	#13
Complications Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,644 The Demonata	No problem __________________ "Where is the horse and the rider... Where is the horn that was blowing... They have passed like rain on the mountains... Like wind in the meadow... The days have come down in the West... Behind the hills into shadow..."