U.S. Presidents Mafia -- Night 4

Serenity · Apr 28th, 2009, 6:52:03 PM

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Welcome to the U.S. Presidents Mafia game! Serenity and AvatarST will be acting as the narrators.
Please refer to this thread: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54155 for all the rules.

1782

It is April 1782, the war against Britain has ended. People rejoiced as we saw the end to Britain's terrible and corrupt rule, and now we were to defend ourselves against any possible crises and problems. This was good enough for us.

Peace -- at last.

Or so we thought. Of course, not many people imagined we would be under a unified federal government, it was as if it were a dream. Everything seemed fine, until... well, now.

2009

Former President Carter has been brutally murdered! This headline spanned all over America. President Carter claimed that he saw the ghosts of past presidents appear in his house, trying to strangle him as he laid bare in his bed. Such an occurrence was bound to happen, President Obama knew that such a day would come -- he had almost hoped that it would happen.

According to a prophecy, the future of America following the Revolutionary War was to hold some trifling events that would shock America at its core. It proclaimed that the administration of a select President would try to help an unknown faction of ex-Presidents. It became apparent to President Obama, in April 2007, approximately 225 years after the end of the Revolutionary War, that this prophecy was to be fulfilled under his own Presidency. Of course, he believed he could handle it. Little did he know that the faction would not come directly from his administration, but it would come from the benign senate who would try to frame President Obama for conspiracy. Hence, it started. The year of impeachments. The year in which history would repeat itself, America would find itself in another war -- a war against herself.

Now it is up to a handful of Presidents to weed out all current flawed Presidents who have allied themselves against the greater good. They may have been ridiculed, or severely critiqued, anything that would make them take vengeance against the federal government.

And so it began.. In 2009, nothing would stay the same.

The faction win conditions are as followed:

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You are allied with the Lost Presidents. You win if the Lost Presidents win.
You are allied with the Scandalous Presidents. You win if the Scandalous Presidents win.
You are a U.S. President. You win if the U.S. Presidents win.

There also may be other factions that are not mentioned above, however, for privacy, we will not reveal anymore win conditions.

This is Night 0.
You have until Thursday, April 30th 2009, at exactly 7:00 PM EST, to send in your PMs. Failure to do so may possibly lead to your disqualification from this game.

The user list is as followed:
1. Jedil
2. Jimbo - Impeached Night 3 - U.S. Presidents - George Washington - Inspector
3. RB Golbat
4. Lightwolf - Impeached Night 1 - U.S. Presidents - Andrew Jackson - Hooker
5. Fishy
6. Stoo - Impeached Night 2 - U.S. Presidents - James Polk - Thief
7. GreenPikachu
8. Thunda
9. dak - Impeached Day 3 - Scandalous Presidents - Ulysses Grant - Even Night Killer
10. Flounder - Impeached Night 4 - U.S. Presidents - Andrew Johnson - Mayor
11. Twash - Impeached Day 3 - U.S. Presidents - George H. Bush - Martyr
12. Toothache - Impeached Night 2 - U.S. Presidents - Ronald Reagan - Bodyguard
13. Shade - Impeached Day 3 - U.S. Presidents - James Buchanan - Civil War Starter
14. GTS
15. Misaki-Chi - Impeached Day 2 - Scandalous Presidents - Warren Harding - Thief
16. McGraw
17. Bass
18. Fishin - Impeached Night 1 - Neutral - Adolf Hitler - Killer
19. Veedrock - Impeached Day 1 - Neutral - Mao Zedong - Silencer + Delayed Hooker
20. Billymills - Impeached Day 4 - Scandalous Presidents - Bill Clinton - Hooker
21. demon238
22. Earthworm
23. darkie - Impeached Night 1 - U.S. Presidents - Abraham Lincon - No night ability

I apologize to those who did not make it into the game, there was an astounding number of people who wanted to join and I simply could not let everyone play. I will pick substitutes at my discretion so do not fret if you are not in.

One other thing, I cannot emphasize enough how much you guys need to send the PMs not just to me but also to AvatarST.

Jedil · Apr 28th, 2009, 6:53:05 PM

i am gonna win this as al gore

blue_light · Apr 28th, 2009, 6:56:01 PM

Ralph Nader here to steal votes.

**shade** · Apr 28th, 2009, 7:11:55 PM

6. Stoo

darkie · Apr 28th, 2009, 7:15:21 PM

contact me if you are in need of a useful document!

Flounder · Apr 28th, 2009, 7:16:43 PM

this sounds ridiculous lol

good luck to all

McGrrr · Apr 28th, 2009, 7:41:43 PM

I don't really get it, I'm bad at this Rev halp lol

Nevermind, I'll read everything again in the morning. Maybe it will make more sense when I am awake and alert.

Unownasofyet · Apr 28th, 2009, 7:50:58 PM

When will subs be notified, and why didn't I get a spot when I was clearly under number 23 (no offense meant)?

13. Unownasofyet

***RBG**** · Apr 28th, 2009, 7:59:46 PM

Why did William Henry Harrison not die night 0? it would have made so much sense.

GreenPikachu · Apr 28th, 2009, 8:07:14 PM

President McGovern reporting.

what's that? Nixon won? In a landslide? I didn't even win my own state?

fuck me.

Serenity · Apr 28th, 2009, 8:44:06 PM

Ahh, AST has informed me of a mistake I put in some of ya'll's role PMs.

Some of the U.S. President's win conditions say:
"Part 1. You if the U.S. Presidents win."

It should say:
"Part 1. You win if the U.S. Presidents win."

Aff, I tried to minimize mistakes. Sorry if this affected you!

***jumpluff**** · Apr 28th, 2009, 9:39:58 PM

quit.bitching.if.you.didnt.get.in.it.was.picked.ba sed.on.how.well.you.are.known.how.well.you.will.pl ay.and.whether.you.have.experience

man.i.want.a.new.keyboard

ilu.revvy.and.avy.thanks.for.letting.me.in

**billymills** · Apr 28th, 2009, 10:02:14 PM

lol at the actual space in the middle of nowhere.

Gmax · Apr 28th, 2009, 10:21:46 PM

Damn the signups for this were too short for me to get in. Looks like this would've been fun!

Thorns · Apr 29th, 2009, 4:31:15 AM

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

Thunda · Apr 29th, 2009, 12:30:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Jedil

i am gonna win this as al gore

you look great in a suit. we should run for office together some time, if you know what i mean ;)

Jedil · Apr 29th, 2009, 12:32:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Thunda

you look great in a suit. we should run for office together some time, if you know what i mean ;)

oh maybe we should of course i know what you mean. you want to be my vice president because I am so awesome, right??

GreenPikachu · Apr 29th, 2009, 1:29:14 PM

no. thunda is trying to say he is bill clinton. but i know for a fact that is a false-claim.

Fishy · Apr 29th, 2009, 4:57:16 PM

Oh man guys don't shoot me again!!

darkie · Apr 29th, 2009, 6:10:49 PM

contact me if you are about to be impeached and need something to save your ass!

Serenity · Apr 30th, 2009, 7:00:02 PM

The year is: 2009

As President Obama intently picked his cabinet members, he made sure to run the necessary background information for any ties to devious organizations and the like. I guess he forgot to search their tax histories as a few of his cabinet members have been deceiving the government! But that's besides the point. President Obama's first 100 days in the 'house' seemed eventful, but nothing tied to Carter's death nor were there any deaths following him.. for now.

Suddenly, on the night of his 100th day in office, headlines entitled "Organized Mob in the Senate Detected!" was plastered all over the news. FOX News had been alerted of such activities and things proved false until a senator from Missouri went missing. His body was found a few days later along with Vice President Joe Biden. Fortunately, Biden wasn't hurt, he had just been kidnapped.

Who would want to kill a senator from Missouri? Who would want to kidnap Joe Biden? Why were these things taking place now? Obama wants answers! For that, he has issued that an impeachment take place -- the one voted by the masses of past Presidents would take the boot.

Once the first impeachment vote has been cast, the update will take place within the next 24 hours.
Keep in mind you are posting like this: 'Impeach AvatarST.'

PMs will be sent out shortly, please be expecting them.

Now that all PMs have been sent out.. President Obama received a new message, he read it..

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Jimbo has gone missing! Where can he be? Please find him immediately.
- Senator, Missouri

Just for clarification, Biden is not Jimbo, he was simply a character.

Thunda · Apr 30th, 2009, 7:28:38 PM

Most of you guys probably know by now, but Veedrock has claimed Chairman Mao, a converter type role. Cthulu from Apoc, basically.

Very nasty. Lynching him is probably for the best.

Impeach Veedrock

Jedil · Apr 30th, 2009, 7:32:27 PM

Impeach Veedrock

OFF WITH HIS HEAD.
also all villagers claim to me

blue_light · Apr 30th, 2009, 7:32:54 PM

Impeach Veedrock

GreenPikachu · Apr 30th, 2009, 7:36:36 PM

sure, why not. i haven't spoken to jedil yet, but i trust the other two.

impeach Veedrock

Apr 28th, 2009, 6:53:05 PM	#2
Jedil FUCK TIGER Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 227 Florida	i am gonna win this as al gore __________________ [21:22:15] <+CaptKirby> my older brother broke his leg at the first concert we went to [21:22:22] <+CaptKirby> I felt kind of bad but decided to go ahead and keep rocking out anyway [21:22:33] <+CaptKirby> AND scored my first kiss [21:22:44] <+CaptKirby> (I was 12 he was 13)

Apr 28th, 2009, 6:56:01 PM	#3
blue_light Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 876	Ralph Nader here to steal votes. __________________ Greg Jennings, he puts his team on his back Last edited by blue_light; Apr 28th, 2009 at 8:11:33 PM.

Apr 28th, 2009, 7:11:55 PM	#4
shade i don’t have to wait for nobody, i move when i wanna move Moderator Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,652 manchester / YORKSHIRE REPRESENT	6. Stoo __________________ free rodan

Apr 28th, 2009, 7:15:21 PM	#5
darkie coolcoolcool Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,353 Plano, TX	contact me if you are in need of a useful document! __________________

Apr 28th, 2009, 7:16:43 PM	#6
Flounder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 829 In a beautiful place out in the country	this sounds ridiculous lol good luck to all __________________ You are transfixed, you are forgetting just to breathe

Apr 28th, 2009, 7:41:43 PM	#7
McGrrr Facetious Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,086 England	I don't really get it, I'm bad at this Rev halp lol Nevermind, I'll read everything again in the morning. Maybe it will make more sense when I am awake and alert. __________________ We can grow up, but we don't have to grow old!

Apr 28th, 2009, 7:50:58 PM	#8
Unownasofyet Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 128 at Warp 10	When will subs be notified, and why didn't I get a spot when I was clearly under number 23 (no offense meant)? 13. Unownasofyet __________________ I have accepted Rachel's Challenge. Help Start a Chain Reaction! Chess League pairings for round 1 are up, but you can still sign up! Check the games forum for news. Last edited by Unownasofyet; Apr 28th, 2009 at 8:12:08 PM.

Apr 28th, 2009, 7:59:46 PM	#9
*RBG It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,229 Home: Goshen Scout Reservation	Why did William Henry Harrison not die night 0? it would have made so much sense. __________________ Alder: N, even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to an argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.

Apr 28th, 2009, 8:07:14 PM	#10
GreenPikachu pumpkin pieco Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,445 Jersey City	President McGovern reporting. what's that? Nixon won? In a landslide? I didn't even win my own state? fuck me. __________________

Apr 28th, 2009, 8:44:06 PM	#11
Serenity Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 478	Ahh, AST has informed me of a mistake I put in some of ya'll's role PMs. Some of the U.S. President's win conditions say: "Part 1. You if the U.S. Presidents win." It should say: "Part 1. You win if the U.S. Presidents win." Aff, I tried to minimize mistakes. Sorry if this affected you! __________________ iwantyourbadromance

Apr 28th, 2009, 9:39:58 PM	#12
*jumpluff just came to say hello Super Moderator** Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,377 Location: Australia Mentor	quit.bitching.if.you.didnt.get.in.it.was.picked.ba sed.on.how.well.you.are.known.how.well.you.will.pl ay.and.whether.you.have.experience man.i.want.a.new.keyboard ilu.revvy.and.avy.thanks.for.letting.me.in __________________

Apr 28th, 2009, 10:21:46 PM	#14
Gmax kuahahahaha Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,118 India	Damn the signups for this were too short for me to get in. Looks like this would've been fun!

Apr 29th, 2009, 4:31:15 AM	#15
Thorns Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,291 outrun my gun	i did not have sexual relations with that woman __________________ [19:01:02] <pookar> can u go 30/12/20 with karthus? fuckhead [19:01:26] <@LonelyNess> I can die more than that if I put my mind to it [19:01:43] <@LonelyNess> in fact I can die more than that even if I don't put my mind to it

Apr 29th, 2009, 1:29:14 PM	#18
GreenPikachu pumpkin pieco Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,445 Jersey City	no. thunda is trying to say he is bill clinton. but i know for a fact that is a false-claim. __________________

Apr 29th, 2009, 4:57:16 PM	#19
Fishy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,186 i want you all and everything just to be mine	Oh man guys don't shoot me again!! __________________ i didn't want to be your ghost

Apr 29th, 2009, 6:10:49 PM	#20
darkie coolcoolcool Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,353 Plano, TX	contact me if you are about to be impeached and need something to save your ass! __________________

Apr 30th, 2009, 7:28:38 PM	#22
Thunda Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 617	Most of you guys probably know by now, but Veedrock has claimed Chairman Mao, a converter type role. Cthulu from Apoc, basically. Very nasty. Lynching him is probably for the best. Impeach Veedrock

Apr 30th, 2009, 7:32:27 PM	#23
Jedil FUCK TIGER Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 227 Florida	Impeach Veedrock OFF WITH HIS HEAD. also all villagers claim to me __________________ [21:22:15] <+CaptKirby> my older brother broke his leg at the first concert we went to [21:22:22] <+CaptKirby> I felt kind of bad but decided to go ahead and keep rocking out anyway [21:22:33] <+CaptKirby> AND scored my first kiss [21:22:44] <+CaptKirby> (I was 12 he was 13)

Apr 30th, 2009, 7:32:54 PM	#24
blue_light Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 876	Impeach Veedrock __________________ Greg Jennings, he puts his team on his back

Apr 30th, 2009, 7:36:36 PM	#25
GreenPikachu pumpkin pieco Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,445 Jersey City	sure, why not. i haven't spoken to jedil yet, but i trust the other two. impeach Veedrock __________________