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Alrighty, this is the main thread for the second game of Diplomacy.
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Here is the map as it stands. (Fall 1905)
1. Führer Adolfworm Hitler - Germany 2. Prime Minister Billy Churchmills - England 3. Archduke Bass Ferdinand - Austria 4. Duce Benito Askamussolini - Italy 5. Milli Şef Mustafa Lonely Ness - Turkey (Gave up like Serenity) 6. Brigadier General Serenity de Gaulle- France(Gave up like Moot) 7. General Secretary Joseph Moot - Russia(Gave up like a sissy)
Since this is the first turn I will allow 72 hours for players to get their orders in. Subsequent Spring/Fall turns will be 48 hours until the number of players dwindle and it will become 24 hours like Winter turns.
So get those orders in by August 6th 4 P.M. Central or else your units will simply hold. Also don't forget about the new addition of "News Broadcasts!" Just tell me what to say in your turn PMs and I will include it!
Nah they are not anonymous. I included this play option to give the game more character. I intend for it to begin as a random chaotic mess which will become diplomatic in nature near the end of midgame where you can use it to break or form alliances.
If more than half the players want it anonymous I suppose I could make it that way.
Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia
Austria: Fleet Trieste -> Albania
Austria: Army Vienna HOLD
England: Fleet Edinburgh -> Norwegian Sea
England: Army Liverpool -> Edinburgh
England: Fleet London -> North Sea
France: Fleet Brest -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
France: Army Marseilles -> Spain
France: Army Paris -> Burgundy
Germany: Army Berlin -> Kiel
Germany: Fleet Kiel -> Denmark
Germany: Army Munich -> Ruhr
Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Rome -> Apulia
Italy: Army Venice -> Piedmont
Russia: Army Moscow -> St Petersburg
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Rumania
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) -> Gulf of Bothnia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia
Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Smyrna -> Constantinople
Fall 1901
Now time for some broadcasts!
Dies ist eine Nachrichtensendung! (This is a newscast!)
GANNA WIN
Ах, где, Ах, где мой маленький собака пошли? (Ah, where, ah, where my small dog send?) Ах, где Ах, где он может быть? (Ah, where ah, where it can be?) со своим ушам скрываются короткий (to their ears they are hidden short) и его вырежьте длинный хвост (and it cut out the long tail) Ах, где Ах, где он может быть. (Ah, where ah, where it can be.)
France, Germany, Italy, and Turkey had nothing to offer apparently!
It is now Fall 1901, Orders are to be sent in by 4 PM Central August 7th.
Austria: Fleet Albania -> Greece
Austria: Army Serbia SUPPORT Fleet Albania -> Greece
Austria: Army Vienna -> Budapest
England: Army Edinburgh -> Norway via convoy
England: Fleet North Sea SUPPORT Army Edinburgh -> Norway
England: Fleet Norwegian Sea CONVOY Army Edinburgh -> Norway
France: Army Burgundy -> Munich
France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Spain (south coast)
France: Army Spain -> Portugal
Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Sweden (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Kiel -> Holland
Germany: Army Ruhr -> Belgium
Italy: Army Apulia -> Tunis via convoy
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea CONVOY Army Apulia -> Tunis
Italy: Army Piedmont -> Tyrolia
Russia: Army Galicia -> Vienna
Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet Rumania HOLD (*disbanded*)
Russia: Army St Petersburg -> Finland
Turkey: Fleet Black Sea SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Rumania
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Rumania
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Winter 1901:
Time for the news!
Mai hírösszefoglaló lesz a magyar, mert LightWolf, a büszke magyar, kérelmezte. (Today's newscast will be in Hungarian because LightWolf, the proud hungarian, requested so.)
moot is a sock suck*
hi outlaw, this game is so much more.... interesting than the last game. So much convoys going on already during 1901. No one even knew how to do that during the first game!
:naughty:
Sia un uomo. Dovete essere rapido quanto il fiume scorrente, con tutta la forza di grande tifone con tutta la forza di un fiume scorrente, misteriosa come il lato oscuro della luna (or a man. You must be express how much the sliding river, with all the force of great typhoon with all the force of a sliding river, mysterious as the side I darken of the moon)
askaninjask is a lying fool don't trust anything he says
Interesting news guys! Seems billymills and LN have decided to draw first blood in the newscast!
Austria: Builds 1 unit England: Builds 1 unit France: Builds 3 units
Germany: Builds 2 units Italy: Builds 1 unit Russia: Builds 2 units Turkey: Builds 2 units
Austria: BUILD Army Trieste England: BUILD Army Edinburgh France: BUILD Fleet Brest
France: BUILD Army Marseilles
France: BUILD Army Paris
Germany: BUILD Army Berlin
Germany: BUILD Army Kiel Italy: BUILD Fleet Naples Russia: BUILD Fleet St Petersburg (north coast)
Russia: BUILD Army Warsaw Turkey: BUILD Army Constantinople
Turkey: BUILD Fleet Smyrna
Spring 1902:
Fuck yeah! News time!
moot, you're a real (BAN ME PLEASE)
New plan. Bass is a suck.
hola Outlaw, yo aquí están difundiendo en español pues he conquistado tal tierra. Tendré que disolver una vez que consigo atacado en Munich pero ésa…. es un sacrificio que estoy dispuesto a hacer (hello Outlaw, I am spreading here in Spanish because I have conquered such earth. I will have to dissolve once with himself attacked in Munich but that one…. it is a sacrifice that I am arranged to do)
LonelyNess è ancora un maschio omosessuale (LonelyNess is still an homosexual male)
lol aussie owned
This fleet wants a piece of the mediterranian pie.
So many twist and turns this past year! Much more so than the previous game. Hopefully the following year will be just as exciting!
It is now Spring 1902! Get them orders in by 4 PM August 10th!
I would like to formally apologise for the delay, I've been out of the house due to unforseen circumstances for the past 3 days and unable to focus on this entirely. Shouldn't happen again. Orders are being sent as we speak. Sorry for the delay, guys.
Austria: Army Budapest -> Vienna
Austria: Fleet Greece SUPPORT Turkish Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea
Austria: Army Serbia HOLD (*dislodged*) Austria: Army Serbia -> Albania
Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Army Budapest -> Vienna
England: Army Edinburgh -> Denmark via convoy
England: Fleet North Sea CONVOY Army Edinburgh -> Denmark
England: Army Norway SUPPORT Russian Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
England: Fleet Norwegian Sea SUPPORT Army Norway
France: Fleet Brest -> English Channel
France: Army Marseilles -> Piedmont
France: Army Munich -> Tyrolia
France: Army Paris -> Picardy (*bounce*)
France: Army Portugal -> Spain
France: Fleet Spain (south coast) -> Western Mediterranean
Germany: Army Belgium -> Picardy (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Berlin SUPPORT Army Kiel -> Munich
Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Skagerrak
Germany: Army Holland -> Ruhr
Germany: Army Kiel -> Munich
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea -> Eastern Mediterranean
Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Tunis HOLD
Italy: Army Tyrolia -> Venice
Russia: Army Finland SUPPORT Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (north coast) -> Barents Sea
Russia: Army Vienna HOLD (*dislodged*) Russia: Army Vienna -> Bohemia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia
Turkey: Fleet Black Sea HOLD
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
Turkey: Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea
Fall 1902:
Wtf guys only 4 newscast?
Hey LonelyNess and moot, which one of you will I give up all my supply centers to? Start the bidding!
FUCK YOU ASKANINJASK AND LONELYNESS (I can speak in english, cause well. I'M FUCKING ENGLAND)
:happybrain:
Tutto il vostro Bass è appartiene a noi. Siete sul modo alla distruzione. Non avete probabilità sopravvivere a fate il vostro tempo. (All your Bass is belongs to we. You are on the way to the destruction. You do not have probability to survive to fairies your time.)
Well even though there is a lack of newscasts, there is certainly no lack of action! This game looks like its living up to its title. Good luck folks!
It is now Fall 1902, orders are to be in by 4 PM Central August 12th. Preferably with newscast!
Austria: Army Albania -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Austria: Fleet Greece -> Aegean Sea
Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Italian Army Venice
Austria: Army Vienna -> Budapest
England: Army Denmark -> Sweden
England: Fleet North Sea -> Norway (*bounce*)
England: Army Norway -> Finland (*bounce*)
England: Fleet Norwegian Sea -> Barents Sea
France: Fleet English Channel -> London
France: Army Paris HOLD
France: Army Piedmont SUPPORT Army Tyrolia -> Venice
France: Army Spain -> North Africa via convoy
France: Army Tyrolia -> Venice (*bounce*)
France: Fleet Western Mediterranean CONVOY Army Spain -> North Africa
Germany: Army Belgium SUPPORT Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
Germany: Army Berlin SUPPORT Army Munich
Germany: Army Munich SUPPORT Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
Germany: Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
Germany: Fleet Skagerrak SUPPORT English Army Denmark -> Sweden
Italy: Fleet Eastern Mediterranean -> Smyrna (*bounce*)
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea SUPPORT Austrian Fleet Greece -> Aegean Sea
Italy: Army Tunis HOLD
Italy: Army Venice HOLD
Russia: Fleet Barents Sea -> St Petersburg (north coast)
Russia: Army Bohemia -> Vienna
Russia: Army Finland SUPPORT Fleet Sweden (*cut*)
Russia: Army Galicia SUPPORT Army Bohemia -> Vienna
Russia: Fleet Sweden HOLD (*dislodged*) Russia: Fleet Sweden -> Gulf of Bothnia
Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Smyrna (*bounce, dislodged*) Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Constantinople
Turkey: Fleet Black Sea HOLD
Turkey: Army Bulgaria SUPPORT Army Serbia
Turkey: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Serbia
Turkey: Army Serbia HOLD
Dear Bass, please stop letting everyone around you take control of you. You are Austria, not them. I am not trying to be rude, but I am trying to be objective as possible.
Bereiten Sie ein Taschentuch, Frankreich. (Prepare a handkerchief, France.)
Mi filate giusto giro, bambino, destra rotonda. Come una registrazione, bambino, giro rotondo rotondo di destra (You spin me just turn, child, round right. Like a recording, child, round round turn of right)
Cmon Turkey and Russia! Theres no excuse for no news! Big things are happening!
Austria: Removes 1 unit
Germany: Builds 1 unit Turkey: Builds 1 unit
It is now Winter 1902! Due to the low amount of Builds/Disbands I expect these orders quickly! You have until the 13th of August at 4 PM Central to get them in! Preferably earlier!
