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Diplomacy - BACKSTAB Edition [Game Over]

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Outlaw, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. Outlaw

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    Alrighty, this is the main thread for the second game of Diplomacy.

    If you haven't already read everything (Stupids this is 2nd time for 71% of you!) please go here and refresh your memory with its myriad of information and useful tips.

    Here is the map as it stands. (Fall 1905)

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    1. Führer Adolfworm Hitler - Germany
    2. Prime Minister Billy Churchmills - England
    3. Archduke Bass Ferdinand - Austria

    4. Duce Benito Askamussolini - Italy

    5. Milli Şef Mustafa Lonely Ness - Turkey (Gave up like Serenity)
    6. Brigadier General Serenity de Gaulle- France
    (Gave up like Moot)
    7. General Secretary Joseph Moot - Russia (Gave up like a sissy)

    Since this is the first turn I will allow 72 hours for players to get their orders in. Subsequent Spring/Fall turns will be 48 hours until the number of players dwindle and it will become 24 hours like Winter turns.

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    So get those orders in by August 6th 4 P.M. Central or else your units will simply hold. Also don't forget about the new addition of "News Broadcasts!" Just tell me what to say in your turn PMs and I will include it!

    Good luck.
  2. Serenity

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    Don't save in Jpeg :> png all the way
  3. moot

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    yeah, and don't use vista

    switch to ubuntu :>
  4. Outlaw

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    K its png now :>

    I will probably switch to windows 7 whenever I can be arsed to download a cracked version. Linux..scares me.
  5. Serenity

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    This is coming from the one who said that there would be no point in doing so ,_,

    When I said this you shot me down D:
  6. Outlaw

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    Nah they are not anonymous. I included this play option to give the game more character. I intend for it to begin as a random chaotic mess which will become diplomatic in nature near the end of midgame where you can use it to break or form alliances.

    If more than half the players want it anonymous I suppose I could make it that way.
  7. Outlaw

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    Orders in, update soon!
  8. Outlaw

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    Spring 1901 Movement

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    Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia
    Austria: Fleet Trieste -> Albania
    Austria: Army Vienna HOLD


    England: Fleet Edinburgh -> Norwegian Sea
    England: Army Liverpool -> Edinburgh
    England: Fleet London -> North Sea


    France: Fleet Brest -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
    France: Army Marseilles -> Spain
    France: Army Paris -> Burgundy


    Germany: Army Berlin -> Kiel
    Germany: Fleet Kiel -> Denmark
    Germany: Army Munich -> Ruhr


    Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
    Italy: Army Rome -> Apulia
    Italy: Army Venice -> Piedmont


    Russia: Army Moscow -> St Petersburg
    Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Rumania
    Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) -> Gulf of Bothnia
    Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia


    Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea
    Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
    Turkey: Army Smyrna -> Constantinople


    Fall 1901

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    Now time for some broadcasts!

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    [​IMG] Dies ist eine Nachrichtensendung! (This is a newscast!)

    [​IMG] GANNA WIN

    [​IMG] Ах, где, Ах, где мой маленький собака пошли? (Ah, where, ah, where my small dog send?)
    Ах, где Ах, где он может быть? (Ah, where ah, where it can be?)
    со своим ушам скрываются короткий (to their ears they are hidden short)
    и его вырежьте длинный хвост (and it cut out the long tail)
    Ах, где Ах, где он может быть. (Ah, where ah, where it can be.)

    France, Germany, Italy, and Turkey had nothing to offer apparently!

    It is now Fall 1901, Orders are to be sent in by 4 PM Central August 7th.
  9. askaninjask

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    dove il mio piccolo cane invia?

    where did my small dog send
  10. moot

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    oh my god you are terrible at translating babelfish ahahahahahaha
  11. Outlaw

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    Yeh unless you want hilarious fucked up translated text please send it in english as well :>
  12. moot

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    i have no problems with this :>

    wow my phone sucks for posting
  13. Outlaw

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    Fall 1901 Movement:

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    Austria: Fleet Albania -> Greece
    Austria: Army Serbia SUPPORT Fleet Albania -> Greece
    Austria: Army Vienna -> Budapest


    England: Army Edinburgh -> Norway via convoy
    England: Fleet North Sea SUPPORT Army Edinburgh -> Norway
    England: Fleet Norwegian Sea CONVOY Army Edinburgh -> Norway


    France: Army Burgundy -> Munich
    France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Spain (south coast)
    France: Army Spain -> Portugal


    Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Sweden (*bounce*)
    Germany: Army Kiel -> Holland
    Germany: Army Ruhr -> Belgium

    Italy: Army Apulia -> Tunis via convoy
    Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea CONVOY Army Apulia -> Tunis
    Italy: Army Piedmont -> Tyrolia


    Russia: Army Galicia -> Vienna
    Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden (*bounce*)
    Russia: Fleet Rumania HOLD (*disbanded*)
    Russia: Army St Petersburg -> Finland


    Turkey: Fleet Black Sea SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Rumania
    Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Rumania
    Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria


    Winter 1901:

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    Time for the news!
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    [​IMG] Mai hírösszefoglaló lesz a magyar, mert LightWolf, a büszke magyar, kérelmezte. (Today's newscast will be in Hungarian because LightWolf, the proud hungarian, requested so.)

    [​IMG] moot is a sock suck*

    [​IMG] hi outlaw, this game is so much more.... interesting than the last game. So much convoys going on already during 1901. No one even knew how to do that during the first game!

    [​IMG] :naughty:

    [​IMG] Sia un uomo. Dovete essere rapido quanto il fiume scorrente, con tutta la forza di grande tifone con tutta la forza di un fiume scorrente, misteriosa come il lato oscuro della luna (or a man. You must be express how much the sliding river, with all the force of great typhoon with all the force of a sliding river, mysterious as the side I darken of the moon)

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    [​IMG] askaninjask is a lying fool don't trust anything he says

    Interesting news guys! Seems billymills and LN have decided to draw first blood in the newscast!

    Austria: Builds 1 unit
    England: Builds 1 unit
    France: Builds 3 units
    Germany: Builds 2 units
    Italy: Builds 1 unit
    Russia: Builds 2 units
    Turkey: Builds 2 units

    Centers

    Austria: 4
    England: 4
    France: 6
    Germany: 5
    Italy: 4
    Russia: 5
    Turkey: 5

    It is now Winter 1901! Get your build orders in by 4 PM August 8th!
  14. moot

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    'express how much the sliding river'

    good shit so far guys keep it up
  15. Outlaw

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    Winter 1901 Builds:

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    Austria: BUILD Army Trieste
    England: BUILD Army Edinburgh
    France: BUILD Fleet Brest
    France: BUILD Army Marseilles
    France: BUILD Army Paris

    Germany: BUILD Army Berlin
    Germany: BUILD Army Kiel
    Italy: BUILD Fleet Naples
    Russia: BUILD Fleet St Petersburg (north coast)
    Russia: BUILD Army Warsaw

    Turkey: BUILD Army Constantinople
    Turkey: BUILD Fleet Smyrna


    Spring 1902:

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    Fuck yeah! News time!
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    [​IMG] moot, you're a real (BAN ME PLEASE)

    [​IMG] New plan. Bass is a suck.

    [​IMG] hola Outlaw, yo aquí están difundiendo en español pues he conquistado tal tierra. Tendré que disolver una vez que consigo atacado en Munich pero ésa…. es un sacrificio que estoy dispuesto a hacer (hello Outlaw, I am spreading here in Spanish because I have conquered such earth. I will have to dissolve once with himself attacked in Munich but that one…. it is a sacrifice that I am arranged to do)

    [​IMG] :pirate:

    [​IMG] LonelyNess è ancora un maschio omosessuale (LonelyNess is still an homosexual male)

    [​IMG] lol aussie owned [​IMG]

    [​IMG] This fleet wants a piece of the mediterranian pie.

    So many twist and turns this past year! Much more so than the previous game. Hopefully the following year will be just as exciting!

    It is now Spring 1902! Get them orders in by 4 PM August 10th!
  16. Mekkah

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    rofl
  17. Accent

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    Go Serenity!
  18. moot

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    I would like to formally apologise for the delay, I've been out of the house due to unforseen circumstances for the past 3 days and unable to focus on this entirely. Shouldn't happen again. Orders are being sent as we speak. Sorry for the delay, guys.
  19. Outlaw

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    Hey guys, orders are in. I just need a retreat/disband order for moot for A Vie.

    So bug him about it or we are gonna have a lazy update at 4 instead of cool big next turn one.
  20. Outlaw

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    Spring 1902 Movement:

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    Austria: Army Budapest -> Vienna
    Austria: Fleet Greece SUPPORT Turkish Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea
    Austria: Army Serbia HOLD (*dislodged*) Austria: Army Serbia -> Albania
    Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Army Budapest -> Vienna


    England: Army Edinburgh -> Denmark via convoy
    England: Fleet North Sea CONVOY Army Edinburgh -> Denmark
    England: Army Norway SUPPORT Russian Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
    England: Fleet Norwegian Sea SUPPORT Army Norway


    France: Fleet Brest -> English Channel
    France: Army Marseilles -> Piedmont
    France: Army Munich -> Tyrolia
    France: Army Paris -> Picardy (*bounce*)
    France: Army Portugal -> Spain
    France: Fleet Spain (south coast) -> Western Mediterranean


    Germany: Army Belgium -> Picardy (*bounce*)
    Germany: Army Berlin SUPPORT Army Kiel -> Munich
    Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Skagerrak
    Germany: Army Holland -> Ruhr
    Germany: Army Kiel -> Munich

    Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea -> Eastern Mediterranean
    Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
    Italy: Army Tunis HOLD
    Italy: Army Tyrolia -> Venice


    Russia: Army Finland SUPPORT Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
    Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
    Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (north coast) -> Barents Sea
    Russia: Army Vienna HOLD (*dislodged*) Russia: Army Vienna -> Bohemia
    Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia


    Turkey: Fleet Black Sea HOLD
    Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
    Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
    Turkey: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
    Turkey: Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea


    Fall 1902:

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    Wtf guys only 4 newscast?
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    [​IMG]Hey LonelyNess and moot, which one of you will I give up all my supply centers to? Start the bidding!

    [​IMG] FUCK YOU ASKANINJASK AND LONELYNESS (I can speak in english, cause well. I'M FUCKING ENGLAND)

    [​IMG] :happybrain:

    [​IMG] Tutto il vostro Bass è appartiene a noi. Siete sul modo alla distruzione. Non avete probabilità sopravvivere a fate il vostro tempo. (All your Bass is belongs to we. You are on the way to the destruction. You do not have probability to survive to fairies your time.)

    Well even though there is a lack of newscasts, there is certainly no lack of action! This game looks like its living up to its title. Good luck folks!

    It is now Fall 1902, orders are to be in by 4 PM Central August 12th. Preferably with newscast!
  21. Bass

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    To clarify, that newscast of mine is actually serious.
  22. Outlaw

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    Orders are in! Just waiting for a retreat/disband order from LonelyNess!
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    Fall 1902 Movement:

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    Austria: Army Albania -> Serbia (*bounce*)
    Austria: Fleet Greece -> Aegean Sea
    Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Italian Army Venice
    Austria: Army Vienna -> Budapest


    England: Army Denmark -> Sweden
    England: Fleet North Sea -> Norway (*bounce*)
    England: Army Norway -> Finland (*bounce*)
    England: Fleet Norwegian Sea -> Barents Sea


    France: Fleet English Channel -> London
    France: Army Paris HOLD
    France: Army Piedmont SUPPORT Army Tyrolia -> Venice
    France: Army Spain -> North Africa via convoy
    France: Army Tyrolia -> Venice (*bounce*)
    France: Fleet Western Mediterranean CONVOY Army Spain -> North Africa


    Germany: Army Belgium SUPPORT Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
    Germany: Army Berlin SUPPORT Army Munich
    Germany: Army Munich SUPPORT Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
    Germany: Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
    Germany: Fleet Skagerrak SUPPORT English Army Denmark -> Sweden

    Italy: Fleet Eastern Mediterranean -> Smyrna (*bounce*)
    Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea SUPPORT Austrian Fleet Greece -> Aegean Sea
    Italy: Army Tunis HOLD
    Italy: Army Venice HOLD


    Russia: Fleet Barents Sea -> St Petersburg (north coast)
    Russia: Army Bohemia -> Vienna
    Russia: Army Finland SUPPORT Fleet Sweden (*cut*)
    Russia: Army Galicia SUPPORT Army Bohemia -> Vienna
    Russia: Fleet Sweden HOLD (*dislodged*) Russia: Fleet Sweden -> Gulf of Bothnia


    Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Smyrna (*bounce, dislodged*) Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Constantinople
    Turkey: Fleet Black Sea HOLD
    Turkey: Army Bulgaria SUPPORT Army Serbia
    Turkey: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Serbia
    Turkey: Army Serbia HOLD


    Winter 1902:

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    Hey guys. GUYS! Wheres all my newscasts at?!
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    [​IMG] I am THE Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs

    [​IMG] FUCK YOU LONELYFACE.

    [​IMG] Dear Bass, please stop letting everyone around you take control of you. You are Austria, not them. I am not trying to be rude, but I am trying to be objective as possible.

    [​IMG] Bereiten Sie ein Taschentuch, Frankreich. (Prepare a handkerchief, France.)

    [​IMG] Mi filate giusto giro, bambino, destra rotonda. Come una registrazione, bambino, giro rotondo rotondo di destra (You spin me just turn, child, round right. Like a recording, child, round round turn of right)

    Cmon Turkey and Russia! Theres no excuse for no news! Big things are happening!

    Austria: Removes 1 unit
    Germany: Builds 1 unit
    Turkey: Builds 1 unit

    Centers

    Austria: 3
    England: 4
    France: 6
    Germany: 6
    Italy: 4
    Russia: 5
    Turkey: 6


    It is now Winter 1902! Due to the low amount of Builds/Disbands I expect these orders quickly! You have until the 13th of August at 4 PM Central to get them in! Preferably earlier!
  24. moot

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    round round turn of right
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    Time to die rev <3
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