A Battle in the Skies! Orcinus Duo takes on Lord Jesseus!

[Orcinus Duo]

Gah.

haunter: protect-chill
SOD: toxic dratini-toxic dunsparce
Mime: Chill-protect

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Haunter's Attacks

Hypnosis(*)
Lick(*)
Spite(*)
Mean Look(*)
Curse(*)
Night Shade(*)
Confuse Ray(*)
Sucker Punch(*)
Shadow Punch

Will-O-Wisp(*)
Astonish(*)
Disable(*)

Sludge Bomb(*)
Substitute(*)
Thunderbolt(*)
Shadow Ball
Toxic
Energy Ball
Taunt
Pain split
Hex
Dark Pulse
Venoshock

I'm not seeing Protect. But if it makes you feel any better, according to my calcs he won't be kod this round.
edit: actually it seems you've had Haunter use Protect in this battle. I'm willing to let that slide but do try to stick to attacks you actually know in future.

 

[Orcinus Duo]

hoooolllyyyy sshiiitttt.

mind=blown.

Sorry guys. :(

 

[Lord Jesseus]

You can change your action if you like.

 

[Orcinus Duo]

nah I'm fine...serves me right for being stupid. -.-

 

[Box]

We're not actually supposed to ref illegal actions but since you consented to it...

Also, sorry for not noticing Haunter did not have Protect.

Squirtle: Brine (Haunter) | Protect

Dunsparce: Bodyblock (Squirtle) | Bite (Mime Jr.)

Dratini: Dragon Pulse (Haunter) | Dragon Rage (Mime Jr.)

==

Haunter: Protect | Chill

Ferroseed: Toxic (Dratini) - Toxic (Dunsparce)

Mime Jr.: Chill - Protect ​

Round 6 Calculations

Dratini - Dunsparce - Squirtle - Haunter - Mime Jr - Ferroseed

Haunter used Protect!
But it failed!

Dratini used Dragon Pulse!
Crit
Haunter: 9 + 3 + 3 + 1.5 = 16.5 Damage
-6 En

Dunsparce bodyblocked for Squirtle!

Squirtle used Brine!
Crit (!!!)
Haunter: 15 + 3 + 3 + 1.5 = 22.5 Damage
-7 En

Haunter fainted!

No FP
Mime Jr. chilled out
+12 En

Ferroseed used Toxic!
Dratini was badly poisoned!
-7 En

--
A2
Squirtle used Protect!
-7 En

1233 FP
Mime Jr. was paralyzed! It couldn't move!

Dratini used Dragon Rage!
Mime Jr.: 10 Damage
-4 En

Dunsparce used Bite!
No Crit
Mime Jr.: (6 + 3 - 5) * 1.5 = 6 Damage
-4 En

Ferroseed used Toxic!
Dunsparce was badly poisoned!
-11 En

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Post Round 6
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(My teammates can't do the matrix.)
--
Lambda @ Amulet Coin
#Torrent
2 / 3 / 3 / 3
37 Speed / -10 Evade
Size 1 / Weight 1
HP: 28
EN: 20
Buffs:
Debuffs: -

(Moar hax)
--
Tsan the Motherfucking Dunsparce
#Serene Grace / Run Away
4 / 3 / 3 / 3
39 Speed / -10 Evade
Size 3 / Weight 2
HP: 59
EN: 31
Buffs:
Debuffs: Badly Poisoned (2)

(GROAR!)
--
Zeta @ Exp. Share
#Shed Skin
3 / 2 / 3 / 2
43 Speed / -10 Evade
Size 2 / Weight 1
HP: 87
EN: 24
Buffs:
Debuffs: Badly Poisoned (2)
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(*x.x*)
--
Purple Boss
-KNOCKED OUT-

(Six rounds untouched.)
--
SOD @ Amulet Coin
#Iron Barbs
2 / 4 / 1 / 3
9 Speed / -10 Evade
Size 1 / Weight 2
HP: 90
EN: 14
Buffs: Reflect (2a)
Debuffs: -

(Owwie!)
--
Mind
#Soundproof / Filter
0 / 2 / 3 / 3
69 Speed / +11 Accuracy
Size 1 / Weight 2
HP: 40
EN: 43
Buffs: Reflect (2a)
Debuffs: -
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Arena Conditions
Spikes (1) set up on Lord Jesseus' side of the field
Stealth Rocks rigged on Lord Jesseus' side of the field

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Hax is getting ridiculous here.
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[Lord Jesseus]

Um... I noticed on this and the last reffing post you don't seem to have indicated Mind's paralysis?
(Also two crits wtf thats insane....)

 

[Orcinus Duo]

shut up LJ. :P I'm getting haxed enough already, no need to add paralysis.

Pants, I call upon your service.

SOD: Continue your flawless performance with Chill*2
Mind, let's go with thunder squirtle twice. On any turn he is protected, chill instead.
Pants, do something useful. Thunderpunch squirtle twice. If he is protected from the thunderpunch, ice punch dratini.

 

[Lord Jesseus]

I'm working under the assumption that Mind is still paralysed, if that is somehow not the case please tell me before reffing. (But it was 25% para, 2 rounds have ended and he was fully parad once, so he should still be on 10).

Ok Squirtle, Protect first off, and then Take the ThunderPunch and Rapid Spin! You'll take the damage from the hazards, which will certainly kill you once something hits you but oh well...
Tsan, use Thunder Wave on Pants before he gets to be too problematic, then Chill.
Dratini, Dragon Pulse Pants and then Chill.

 

[Orcinus Duo]

So...I feel extremely bad about this...but I'm going to call DQ.
Rewards:

Lord Jesseus: 2CC
Dratini: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Dunsparce: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Torchic: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Totodile: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Squirtle: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC haxing asshole
Charmander: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC


Orcinus Duo: 2CC+1 amulet coin
Munchlax: 3 MC (evolved during this battle)
Mime Jr.: 1 EC, 2 MC
Scrafty: 3 MC
Haunter: 1 EC, 2 MC
Ferroseed: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Sunkern: 1 DC, 2 MC, 1 DC

Box gets 3 UC (I feel dirty...)

 

[Lord Jesseus]

It was fair enough. I would have preferred a subref because I was enjoying it but meh, good game, it was fun while it lasted.