AOPSUser vs. Eternal Drifter! Goats will be burned!

[Eternal Drifter]

Kanbatsu:
Action 1: Protect
Action 2: Leech Seed (Psycho)
Action 3: Energy Ball (Wulfenite)
IF (non-self) target uses Protective/Evasive action successfully, Faint Attack the other target and push actions back. Do not play this substitution consecutively.
Goat:
Action 1: Chill
Action 2: Shock Wave (Wulfenite)
Action 3: Thunderbolt (Wulfenite)

IF target uses Protective/Evasive action successfully, Chill and push actions back. Do not play this substitution consecutively.

 

[AOPSUser]

I'll keep my actions.

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

AOPSUser:
AXAX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: 65 | HP: 90
EN: 67 | EN: 100
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Toxic (2 DPA), Paralysis (15%), Leech Seed (5 actions), Disable (Fire Blast, 4 actions) | No ailments
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
AXOA

|

Goat | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 51 | HP: 21
EN: 19 | EN: 76
Stats: 1/2/3/2/52 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Static | Sand Veil
No ailments | No ailments
+5 accuracy | No changes
No other | Ingrain (4 actions)

Field:
None

Round 5: The goat is finally sacrificed. Also, don't unmask luchadors.

Titan, Inc. We'll give you the death you deserve - eaten alive!

WELLLLLLLCOOOOOOOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The Master of AOPS has sent out his final pokemon - Psycho, the Argalis of Annihilation!

The Drifter's Cactus of Carnage begins with an attempt to Protect himself against-HEY!

HA! Now to finally reveal who you really are, Sabueso!

*Riiiiip!*

...

...

...Are you done?

S...so what if you're wearing another mask! I'll just rip that one off, too!

*The backpacker rips off Sabueso's second mask, only to realize he's wearing a third underneath. And a fourth. And a fifth. By the time the backpacker gives up, there's about a dozen masks on the floor.*

When El Sabueso says "secret identity..."

*Sabueso picks the backpacker up.*

...He MEANS "secret identity!"

And then he chucks him out of the reffing booth, landing on Goat and knocking him out.

...Oops. Looks like I dropped him on the Horror with Horns...

Crunch

Order: Argalis, Flaaffy, Cacnea, Bolderdash

Action 1 (Priority: Cacnea, Argalis, Flaaffy, Bolderdash)
Kanbatsu used Protect!
Kanbatsu protected himself!
Psycho used Bug Buzz! (Target: Flaaffy)
-Crit chance: 2327 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 9750 = NOPE.
Goat used Chill!
Goat recovered 12 EN!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 4643 = Move
Wulfenite used Earth Power! (Target: Flaaffy)
-Crit chance: 6789 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 4989 = NOPE.
Wulfenite was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Bolderdash)
Kanbatsu sapped Wulfenite's health! (-3 HP Bolderdash, +3 HP Cacnea)
Kanbatsu absorbed nutrients from the soil! (+4 HP Cacnea)
Numbers:
-Bolderdash: -5 HP, -6 EN
-Argalis: -5 EN
-Flaaffy: -30.5(Ouch!) HP, +12 EN
-Cacnea: +7 HP, -7 EN

Action 2
Psycho used Protect! (Target: Boulderdash)
Psycho is protecting Wulfenite!
Goat used Shock Wave! (Target: Bolderdash)
Psycho protected Wulfenite!
-Damage (For energy cost): 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
Kanbatsu used Faint Attack! (Target: Boulderdash)
Wulfenite was protected!
-Damage (For energy cost): 6 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
-Energy cost: 7 + (21 / 2.5) = 15.4 EN
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 2737 = Move
AOPSUser failed his spot check! (Target: Flaaffy)
-Crit chance: 468 = ...wow.
-Damage: 7.5 + 3 + 1.5 - 3 = 9 damage
-Recoil: 9 * .4 = 3.6 damage
Wulfenite was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Bolderdash)
Kanbatsu sapped Wulfenite's health! (-3 HP Bolderdash, +3 HP Cacnea)
Kanbatsu absorbed nutrients from the soil! (+4 HP Cacnea)
Numbers:
-Bolderdash: -8.6 HP, -5 EN
-Argalis: -15.4 EN
-Flaaffy: -9 HP, -3 EN
-Cacnea: +7 HP, -3 EN

Action 3
Psycho used Bug Buzz! (Target: Cacnea)
-Crit chance: 5483 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 1560 = NOPE.
Goat used Thunderbolt! (Target: Bolderdash)
-Crit chance: 4270 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 14.5 damage
Kanbatsu used Leech Seed! (Target: Argalis)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 6594 = Hit
Psycho was seeded! (6 actions)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 2508 = Move
Wulfenite used Earth Power! (Target: Flaaffy)
...Yeah, he's out.
Wulfenite was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Bolderdash)
Kanbatsu sapped Wulfenite's health! (-3 HP Bolderdash, +3 HP Cacnea)
Kanbatsu sapped Psycho's health! (-3 HP Argalis, +3 HP Cacnea)
Kanbatsu absorbed nutrients from the soil! (+4 HP Cacnea)
Numbers:
-Bolderdash: -19.5 HP, -5 EN
-Argalis: -3 HP, -5 EN
-Flaaffy: -11.5 HP, -6 EN
-Cacnea: -11 HP, -9 EN

Final Numbers:
-Bolderdash: -33 (33.1) HP, -16 EN
-Argalis: -3 HP, -25 (25.4) EN
-Flaaffy: -51 HP, +3 EN
-Cacnea: +3 HP, -19 EN

Post-round

AOPSUser:
AXAX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: 32 | HP: 87
EN: 51 | EN: 75
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Toxic (3 DPA), Paralysis (10%), Leech Seed (2 actions), Disable (Fire Blast, 1 action) | Leech Seed (5 actions)
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXOA

|

Goat | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: KO | HP: 24
EN: 22 | EN: 55
Stats: 1/2/3/2/52 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Static | Sand Veil
Faint | No ailments
+5 accuracy | No changes
No other | Ingrain (1 action)

Field:
None

Drif's Natu is all he has left, so she's sent out automatically. What's your orders, AOPS?​

 

[Eternal Drifter]

Thus it was fated. Thus it shall be.

Still... standing!

You are fated to fall here.

No! I have... the might... of the demons behind me!

Really? Oh... I see... I see... you are seeking to regain the power you lost and serve Tyranny.

I assume you are the Seer of Fate?

I cannot see whether I am the last one standing or not, but that is irrelevant. We both seek to train. So, let's watch the bolder fall and try to remove the insect.

Unmei the Natu, Seer of Fate, sent out with Exp. Share

Meanwhile:

Pity Goat had to fall... but I think there's a greater fate in store for him. Oh! Free masks!

Steals mask from ref booth.

 

[AOPSUser]

Wait.....

IF (non-self) target uses Protective/Evasive action successfully, Faint Attack the other target and push actions back. Do not play this substitution consecutively.

I take this to mean that A2, since Argalis used Protect, Cacnea would target Bolderdash with Faint Attack and push actions back? It should not matter the target, just that Argalis is the one using it...right?

 

[The Wanderer]

Shit, you're right. Fixing now.

 

[The Wanderer]

Aaaaaaaaaand fix'd.

 

[AOPSUser]

I do not like hax. Hopefully this works out?

Bolderdash: Fire Blast (Cacnea)*3
IF Cacnea is under the effects of a Protective/Evasive action when you would attack it, THEN Ancientpower (Natu).
IF Cacnea is fainted when you would attack it, THEN Ancientpower (Natu).
Argalis: Bug Buzz (Cacnea)*3
IF Cacnea is under the effects of a Protective/Evasive action when you would attack it, THEN redirect to Natu
IF Cacnea is fainted when you would attack it, THEN redirect to Natu.

 

[Eternal Drifter]

I do not like hax. Hopefully this works out?
Bolderdash: Fire Blast (Cacnea)*3
IF Cacnea is under the effects of a Protective/Evasive action when you would attack it, THEN Ancientpower (Natu).
IF Cacnea is fainted when you would attack it, THEN Ancientpower (Natu).
Argalis: Bug Buzz (Cacnea)*3
IF Cacnea is under the effects of a Protective/Evasive action when you would attack it, THEN redirect to Natu
IF Cacnea is fainted when you would attack it, THEN redirect to Natu.

Did he forget that Fire Blast is disabled?

Irrelevant... see the attacks... evade the blows!

Kanbatsu:
Action 1: Protect (Self)
Action 2: Energy Ball (Wulfenite)
Action 3: Sucker Punch (Psycho)

Unmei:
Action 1: Teleport (Evasive)
Action 2: Night Shade (Wulfenite)
Action 3: Shadow Ball (Psycho)

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

AOPSUser:
AXAX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: 32 | HP: 87
EN: 51 | EN: 75
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Toxic (3 DPA), Paralysis (10%), Leech Seed (2 actions), Disable (Fire Blast, 1 action) | Leech Seed (5 actions)
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXAA

|

Unmei | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 90 | HP: 24
EN: 100 | EN: 55
Stats: 2/2/3/2/70 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Synchronize | Sand Veil
Early Bird | Locked
No ailments | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | Ingrain (1 action)

Field:
None

Round 6: Foreseeing the fall of the Formation of Fear

Continue protecting our citizens from crime with a proud BUSTAH WOOF! Reelect Terry Bogard for mayor.

WELLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! With the Horror with Horns having been harried out of the ring, all that remains of the Drifter is the Cactus of Carnage and his final mon, the Savage Seer, Unmy!

<It's pronounced Unmei.>

El Sabueso thanks you, talking Smeargle...wait, what are you doing with my masks?

<Well, they were laying on the floor and I->

El Sabueso charges fifty bucks a mask. Either pay up or put 'em back down.

The Smeargle talks?

Hey, I thought I got rid of you! Beat it!

*Sabueso chucks the backpacker out of the ref booth again, who bounces off of Wulfenite, knocking it out, and landing on Kanbatsu, also knocking him out. Ouch.*

...Whoops. Now, then, as El Sabueso was sayi...Where'd the talking Smeargle go?

Crunch

Order: Natu, Argalis, Cacnea, Bolderdash

Action 1 (Priority: Cacnea, Natu, Argalis, Bolderdash)
Kanbatsu used Protect!
Kanbatsu protected himself!
Unmei used Teleport!
Unmei teleported away from the fight!
Psycho-NO.
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 6325 = Move
AOPSUser failed ANOTHER spot check!
...not like he had anything to hit anyway.
Wulfenite was hurt by poison! (-3 HP Bolderdash)
Kanbatsu sapped some of Wulfenite's health! (-3 HP Bolderdash, +3 HP Cacnea)
Kanbatsu sapped some of Psycho's health! (-3 HP Argalis, +3 HP Cacnea)
Kanbatsu absorbed nutrients from the soil! (+4 HP Cacnea)
Numbers:
-Bolderdash: -6 HP, -5 EN
-Argalis: -3 HP, -9 EN
-Natu: -6 EN
-Cacnea: +10 HP, -7 EN

Action 2
Unmei used Night Shade! (Target: Bolderdash)
-Damage: 10 damage
Psycho used Bug Buzz! (Target: Cacnea)
-Crit chance: 1708 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 4334 = NOPE.
Kanbatsu used Energy Ball! (Target: Bolderdash)
-Crit chance: 1078 = OHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
Wulfenite fainted!
Kanbatsu sapped some of Psycho's health! (-3 HP Argalis, +3 HP Cacnea)
Numbers:
-Bolderdash: -26(!) HP
-Argalis: -3 HP, -13 EN
-Natu: -5 EN
-Cacnea: -18 HP, -5 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Cacnea, Natu, Argalis)
Kanbatsu used Sucker Punch! (Target: Argalis)
-Crit chance: 1414 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 14.25 damage
Unmei used Shadow Ball! (Target: Argalis)
-Crit chance: 7878 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 14.25 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 3171 = NOPE.
Psycho used...yeah, there goes the Cactus of Carnage.
Numbers:
-Argalis: -28.5(!) HP, -17 EN
-Natu: -6 EN
-Cacnea: -16 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers
-Bolderdash: -32 HP, -5 EN
-Argalis: -35 (34.5) HP, -39 EN
-Natu: -17 EN
-Cacnea: -24 EN, -18 EN

Post-round

AOPSUser:
AXXX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: KO | HP: 52
EN: 46 | EN: 36
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Faint | No ailments
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXAX

|

Unmei | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 90 | HP: KO
EN: 83 | EN: 55
Stats: 2/2/3/2/70 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Synchronize | Sand Veil
Early Bird | Locked
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
None

Your move, Drif.​

 

[Eternal Drifter]

Thus it is fated, thus it shall be!

What do you forsee? And do you have ten dollars? I'm short that amount.

Fall of the Psycho insect. Thus the story is written, thus it shall proceed!

Unmei the Natu, Seer of Fate:
Action 1: Drill Peck
Action 2: Shadow Ball
Action 3: Drill Peck

IF Double Team clones are up, use Faint Attack that action.
IF Unmei is burned, replace remaining Drill Pecks with Ominous Wind.

 

[AOPSUser]

This is the end...I guess...but only for now...

Argalis: Hydro Pump --- Bug Buzz --- Hydro Pump

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

AOPSUser:
AXXX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: KO | HP: 52
EN: 46 | EN: 36
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Faint | No ailments
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXAX

|

Unmei | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 90 | HP: KO
EN: 83 | EN: 55
Stats: 2/2/3/2/70 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Synchronize | Sand Veil
Early Bird | Locked
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
None

Round 7: The Savage Seer Savages the...Sbug?

Retail, inc. Our customers will feed you your own entrails!

El Sabueso appreciates your business, talking Smeargle. Now hurry and get outta here, we're about to start rol-oh jeez, we already are! WELLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! It's neck and neck between the Argalis of Annihilation and the Savage Seer, who climbs onto the turnbuckle and jumps off to smash her opponent with a Drill Peck of Doom! For her tiny size, she sure packs a hell of a punch, ladies and gentlemen! In retaliation, the Argalis of Annihilation unleashes hot fury and slams into the little Natu with a Hydro Pump from Hell! That's some vintage Psycho there, folks! Oh? What's the Savage Seer doing? It's - IT'S THE SHADOW BALL SLAM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! That's GOTTA hurt! But the Argalis of Annihilation still stands, and slams into his foe into the ground with a Bug Buzz Bomb! The Drifter's Natu isn't moving, folks - could this finally be the end of the fight?!

NO! She slams him with another Drill Peck of Doom, putting Psycho on his last legs! But the Argalis of Annihilation isn't ready to give in just yet - he slams the Savage Seer all over the ring with another Hydro Pump from Hell!

Unfortunately, the conclusion to this bloodbath must be delayed for commercials. Buy from our sponsors, AND TELL 'EM EL SABUESO SENT YA!

<I know I did!>

Crunch

Order: Natu, Argalis

Action 1
Unmei used Drill Peck!
-Crit chance: 3407 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
Psycho used Hydro Pump!
-Crit chance: 5643 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 6 - 3 = 15 damage
Numbers:
-Argalis: -16.5 HP, -8 EN
-Natu: -15 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Unmei used Shadow Ball!
-Crit chance: 3163 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 14.25 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 9526 = NOPE.
Psycho used Bug Buzz!
-Crit chance: 4109 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 14 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 2262 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Argalis: -14.25 HP, -5 EN
-Natu: -14 HP, -6 EN
Action 3
Unmei used Drill Peck!
-Crit chance: 6333 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
Psycho used Hydro Pump!
-Crit chance: 1480 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 6 - 3 = 15 damage
Numbers:
-Argalis: -16.5 HP, -8 EN
-Natu: -15 HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Argalis: -47 (47.25) HP, -21 EN
-Natu: -44 HP, -16 EN

Post-round

AOPSUser:
AXXX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: KO | HP: 5
EN: 46 | EN: 15
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Faint | No ailments
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXAX

|

Unmei | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 46 | HP: KO
EN: 67 | EN: 55
Stats: 2/2/3/2/70 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Synchronize | Sand Veil
Early Bird | Locked
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
None

AOPS?

EDIT: Noted, and corrected.​

 

[AOPSUser]

You didn't update the post-round.

"Well we're fucked. Thanks for the match."

Argalis: EXPLOSION+EXPLOSION (Bug Buzz --- Hydro Pump --- Bug Buzz)

 

[Eternal Drifter]

All according to the story... the only thing that matters.

Unmei:
Action 1: Shadow Ball
Action 2: Teleport (Evasive)
Action 3: Shadow Ball

(Interesting game, AOPSUser. See you around.)

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

AOPSUser:
AXXX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: KO | HP: 5
EN: 46 | EN: 15
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Faint | No ailments
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXAX

|

Unmei | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 46 | HP: KO
EN: 67 | EN: 55
Stats: 2/2/3/2/70 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Synchronize | Sand Veil
Early Bird | Locked
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
None

Round 8: The Drifter Demolishes

WELLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The end of the fight is in sight, folks - Drifter's Savage Seer throws the Argalis of Annihilation to the ground with a Shadow Ball Slam and - IS THIS IT?! YES! THE LITTLE BIRD HAS CRUSHED THE MASTER OF AOPS BY PINFALL! THE DRIFTER WINS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

...Wait, why's the Argalis of annihilation gl-

That's why.

What the hell?! We didn't even do anything this time!

...Theodore, I fear that the arena may be destined to be destroyed.

So we're fucked no matter what we do? What about the usses from the other timelines?

Hi.

Crunch

Order: Natu, Argalis

Action 1
Unmei used...Aw who am I kidding? He's toast.
Numbers:
-Argalis: -5 HP
-Natu: -6 EN

That's a wrap! Eternal Drifter is victorious!

AOPSUser:
XXXX

|

Wulfenite | Psycho
Exp. Share | Exp. Share
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 46 | EN: 15
Stats: 1/2/4/2/127(31) | Stats: 3/2/4/2/54
Levitate | Shed Skin
Technician | Compoundeyes
Faint | No ailments
+28 accuracy | No changes
No other | No other

Eternal Drifter:
XXAX

|

Unmei | Kanbatsu
Exp. Share | Lucky Egg
HP: 46 | HP: KO
EN: 61 | EN: 55
Stats: 2/2/3/2/70 | Stats: 3/2/3/2/35
Synchronize | Sand Veil
Early Bird | Locked
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
None

PRIZES:

AOPSUser:
4 CC
Argalis: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC
Larvesta: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC and an additional EC or DC (your choice)
Bolderdash: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 2 KOC
Shelgon: 1 EC, 1 DC and 2 MC

Eternal Drifter:
3 MC
Mareep: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC
Golbat: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC
Natu: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC
Cacnea: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC, 1 KOC and an additional EC or DC (your choice)

The Wanderer El Sabueso:
(9 + (7 / 2)) = 13 UC
​

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...​