"Hello once again, my adoring fans as we travel to the landmark known only as The World's Largest Soupbowl!!! Today, after spending a lot of under-the-table money, we get to see a battle above and in the soup!! Who here isn't ready for this deadly event?" "Ok, you punks!! You all had better listen up!! I don't have the time to be repeating myself because my son's birthday is today! Here are your rules!!" "King, why are you always in a foul mood? Anyway, with that out of the way, lets meet our contenders!! Starting this battle off is an old friend who used Bill's teleportation machine to transform himself into an Aipom. Lets hear it for Yarnus!!! Beside Yarnus is his trusty alley cat. You all know him well!! Its Hiss the Meowth!!" "In the other corner is the mean, gree-......Purple, killing machine, Aweshucks!!! This guy died in a tragic accident while taming Tauros in the deep south. Luckily, his brain survived the attack and our resident mad scientist transplanted that brain into his chimera class pokemon creation!! If you look closely, you'll see that he brought along his assassian-for-hire, Sneasel!! "What chaos can these two bring to the table? Well, I don't know, but you guys had better stay out of the Splatter Zone!!" "Will you please shut the <Deleted for the sake of the children watching> up!!?!?! I have a headache!!"