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Completed Aweshucks vs Yarnus: Looks like we got ourselves half a catfight!

Discussion in 'ASB' started by King Serperior, Jun 23, 2012.

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  1. King Serperior

    King Serperior

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    [​IMG]

    "Hello once again, my adoring fans as we travel to the landmark known only as The World's Largest Soupbowl!!! Today, after spending a lot of under-the-table money, we get to see a battle above and in the soup!! Who here isn't ready for this deadly event?"

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    "Ok, you punks!! You all had better listen up!! I don't have the time to be repeating myself because my son's birthday is today! Here are your rules!!"

    "King, why are you always in a foul mood? Anyway, with that out of the way, lets meet our contenders!!

    Starting this battle off is an old friend who used Bill's teleportation machine to transform himself into an Aipom. Lets hear it for Yarnus!!!

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    Beside Yarnus is his trusty alley cat. You all know him well!! Its Hiss the Meowth!!"

    "In the other corner is the mean, gree-......Purple, killing machine, Aweshucks!!!

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    This guy died in a tragic accident while taming Tauros in the deep south. Luckily, his brain survived the attack and our resident mad scientist transplanted that brain into his chimera class pokemon creation!! If you look closely, you'll see that he brought along his assassian-for-hire, Sneasel!!


    "What chaos can these two bring to the table? Well, I don't know, but you guys had better stay out of the Splatter Zone!!"

    "Will you please shut the <Deleted for the sake of the children watching> up!!?!?! I have a headache!!"
  2. Aweshucks

    Aweshucks

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    Sorry. lot of... stuff... going on tonight that have caused me to take this long to order

    Taunt ~ Low Sweep ~ Ice Punch
  3. Yarnus of Bethany

    Yarnus of Bethany

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    Focus Punch (F), Return, Return+Return
    Please no hax...
  4. Aweshucks

    Aweshucks

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    1 thing I've learned from pokemon: there is ALWAYS hax. just depends on who it's good for and who it's bad for. me, I hoping for focus punch missing and ice punch freezing

    edit: derp focus punch can't miss. that's focus blast
  5. King Serperior

    King Serperior

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    Round 1

    Team Yarnus:
    [​IMG]
    Hiss the Meowth
    Health - 90
    Energy - 100%
    Other - Nothing
    Round Actions - Focus Punch (F), Return, Return+Return

    Team Aweshucks:
    [​IMG]
    Sneasel
    Health - 90
    Energy 100%
    Other - Nothing
    Round Actions - Taunt ~ Low Sweep ~ Ice Punch

    calculations (open)

    Speed Order:
    Meowth - 90Speed
    Sneasel - 115Speed
    Sneasel goes first!!

    Action 1:
    Meowth tightened its focus!!

    Sneasel used Taunt!!
    (-9 Energy)
    Meowth was Taunted for 6 actions!!

    Meowth used Focus Punch!!
    (-10 energy)
    Crit Chance: 1326/10000 (No)
    Damage: [(15 + 4.5 -3) * 2.25] = 37.12

    Action 2:
    Sneasel used Low Sweep!!
    (-4 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 92/10000 (Yes)
    Damage: [(6 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5] = 18
    Meowth's Speed fell (1 Stage)!!!

    Meowth used Return!!
    (-6 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 6205/10000 (No)
    Damage: (10 + 3 + 4.5 -3) = 14.5

    Action 3:
    Sneasel used Ice Punch!!
    (-5 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 5905/10000 (No)
    Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 3) = 14
    Freeze Chance: 8036/10000 (No)

    Meowth used Return + Return Combo!!
    (-28 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 7479/10000 (No)
    Damage: (22.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 27

    Round End Totals:
    Sneasel: (-79 HP) & (-18 Energy)
    Meowth: (-32 HP) & (-44 Energy)


    The battle starts off with Sneasel calling Meowth a <Deleted for the sake of the children watching this program>!! Ouch! I felt the sting all the way over here!! Unfortuantally for Sneasel, that Meowth let his anger stew and then release it all on a highly Focused Punch!!! Sneasel got knocked halfway across the arena!! It almost fell in the soup!! What's this? In Meowth's fist was an [​IMG]!! That sneaky cat!!

    Well, it looks like Sneasel is in severe pain, but it gets back up and kicks the legs out from under Meowth in a very low sweeping move!! Meowth decides to think happy thoughts about how it and Yarnus used to drive Maxim up the wall with horrible doubles rotation arenas and use that energy to headbutt Sneasel under the jaw!! That had to have hurt!!

    Sneasel decided that giving the Cold Shoulder was too mainstream, so it gave Meowth the Cold Fist instead. I give that Sub-Zero Ice Punch a 10/10 for creativity!! Meowth decided to turn the negatives into positives as it thought about it put itching powder into Yarnus's pajamas for tonight!! This made it's next Return hit so hard it was like TWO of them!! Sadly, all that energy tired Meowth out, but at least it looks batter than the highly battered Sneasel!!

    Team Yarnus:
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    Hiss the Meowth
    Health - 58
    Energy - 56%
    Other - Cooldown A1; -1 Speed until A3 next round

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    Sneasel
    Health - 11
    Energy 82%
    Other - Nothing

    Unown used: [​IMG]
  6. Yarnus of Bethany

    Yarnus of Bethany

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    Cooldown, Fake Out+Feint, cooldown
  7. Aweshucks

    Aweshucks

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    well fuck you too

    dig (stay under) ~ dig (attack) ~ Moonlight

    I'm not very creative at thinking of moves to use with unown...
  8. King Serperior

    King Serperior

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    Round 2

    Team Yarnus:
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    Hiss the Meowth
    Health - 58
    Energy - 56%
    Other - Cooldown A1; -1 Speed until A3 next round

    [​IMG]
    Sneasel
    Health - 11
    Energy 82%
    Other - Nothing

    Unown used: [​IMG]

    Calculations (open)

    Speed Order:
    Sneasel - 115
    Meowth - 51
    Sneasel goes first!

    Action 1:
    Sneasel used Dig!!
    (-10 Energy)

    Meowth cooled down!!

    Sneasel stayed underground!!

    Action 2:
    Meowth used Feint Out!!
    (-9 Energy)
    Crit Chance: Sneasel is underground!!

    Sneasel attacked from underground!!
    (-6 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 3475/10000 (No)
    Damage: (8 + 6 - 3) = 11

    Action 3:
    Sneasel used Moonlight!!
    (-15 Energy)
    Sneasel gained 25HP!!

    Meowth cooled down!!

    Round End Totals:
    Sneasel: (+25HP) & (-31 Energy)
    Meowth: (-11HP) & (-9 Energy)


    The round starts with Sneasel going underground as the tired Meowth struggles to keep standing after that brutal combination attack!!

    Meowth suddenly comes to its attention and attacks with what appeare to be a Psudo-Extremespeed!! Sadly, its vision must have blurred because Sneasel was long underground by the time of the assault!! Sneasel, taking advantage of her foe's sudden weakness and comes from underground in a frightening fashion and procedes to knock the cat around.

    After that sever beating, Meowth and Sneasel both look pretty bad. Meowth is just laying on the ground in a daze!! Sneasel takes advantage of his foe's dizziness and charges energy into its fist and launches in into the air!!

    What's this? That energy exploded and formed a moon-like shape!! Particles of energy are falling on the Sneasel and its brusies are slowly going away!! Looks like Sneasel may have a better chance in this fight than we had originally thought!!

    Team Yarnus:
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    Hiss the Meowth
    Health - 47
    Energy - 47%
    Other - None


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    Sneasel
    Health - 36
    Energy 51%
    Other - Nothing

    Unown used: [​IMG]
  9. Aweshucks

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    Low Sweep ~ Hammer Arm (H) ~ Low Sweep
    If damaging fighting move, agility (evasive) first time, dig second and third time
  10. Yarnus of Bethany

    Yarnus of Bethany

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    Return, Return, Fake Out +Feint
  11. King Serperior

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    Round 3

    Team Yarnus:
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    Hiss the Meowth
    Health - 47
    Energy - 47%
    Other - None
    Round Actions: Return, Return, Fake Out +Feint

    Team Aweshucks:
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    Sneasel
    Health - 36
    Energy 51%
    Other - Nothing
    Round Actions: Low Sweep ~ Hammer Arm (H) ~ Low Sweep
    If damaging fighting move, agility (evasive) first time, dig second and third time

    Unown used: [​IMG]

    Calculations (open)

    Speed Order:
    Sneasel - 115
    Meowth - 90

    Action 1:
    Sneasel used Low Sweep!!
    (-4 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 1562/10000 (No)
    Damage: [(6 + 6 - 3) * 1.5] = 13.5
    Meowth's Speed fell (1 Stage)!!!

    Meowth used Return!!
    (-6 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 9826/10000 (No)
    Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 -3) = 12.5

    Action 2:
    Sneasel used Hammer Arm!!
    (-7 Energy)
    Hit Chance: 1538/10000 (Yes)
    Crit Chance: 5058/10000 (No)
    Damage: [(10 + 6 - 3) * 1.5] = 19.5
    Sneasel's speed fell!!

    Meowth used Return!!
    (-10 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 5693/10000 (No)
    Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 -3) = 12.5

    Action 3:
    Meowth used Feint Out!!
    (-9 Energy)
    Crit Chance: 7948/10000 (No)
    Damage: (8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) = 12.5

    Sneasel Fainted!! Meowth wins!!


    Here we go again with the start of what looks like the final round!! Sneasel runs up to Meowth and slides, knocking its feet from under it!! What a low move by Sneasel!! Meowth goes into its Avatar state as it thinks of happy thoughts and slams Sneasel back in return!!

    While Sneasel is down, it grabs an [​IMG] and, with a huge, glowing fist, hammers Meowth into the ground!! It looks like Sneasel's fist got stuck in the ground!! Meowth takes this oportunity to collect all happy thoughts and wack the Sneasel into the sky!!

    Meowth then goes into Hyper-Burst-mode and uses the super-high-speed Feint Out!! This allowed it sure victory as Sneasel plumited to the ground and stayed there!! That's it, the match is over!!

    Team Yarnus:
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    Hiss the Meowth
    Health - 14
    Energy - 22%
    Other - None


    [​IMG]
    Sneasel
    Health - KO'd
    Energy KO'd
    Other - Nothing

    Unown used: [​IMG] , [​IMG]



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    "Hey, King, the battle's over!! Lets go..."

    WHAM!!!!

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    "What did I tell you about waking me up?!?? If you do that again, I'll destroy you!!"
    "Ok, ok, geeze!! Could you at least give out the prizes?"
    "Fine, but only if I get 85% of what you get."
    "WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT??????!!!!!!!!???"

    Prizes:
    I get 2UC
    Both Yarnus and Aweshucks get 2CC
    Meowth and Sneasel get 2MC, 1DC, and 1EC.
    Meowth also get 1KOC
  12. EspyOwner

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    Meowth should have lost a lot more EN here.

    That would have given Meowth a total of 8 EN ending the match, just for future references.

    You should double check your EN costs - that Return + Return combo costed way less than it should have. (10 + 14) * 1.75 = 42 EN.
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