My claim, since none of you seem to believe me:
Dear YoshiX,
You are George Washington.
You are the first president of the United States of America. You also have wooden teeth and a white wig. More importantly, your face is on the one dollar bill. Because you are dead, you have allied yourself with The Needy.
Each night, you may send a PM titled "Night X - Distracting <user> with my monetary value" to both Upside and BunnyMaster. <user> will notice you on the floor and will pick you up. They will then spend the entire night trying to decide how to spend their newfound fortune and will fail to complete their night action.
You are allied with The Needy. You win if The Needy eliminate all threats.