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BILLY MAYS HERE

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Billy Mays, Oct 24, 2009.

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  1. HD

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    where the customer complaint section

    this shit doesn't do shit
  2. Billy Mays

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    SIMPLY PLACE YOUR HEAD INSIDE THE RHYDON'S MOUTH AND KNEED TO ACTIVATE.
  3. Cathy

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    Can I pay in installments?
  4. Billy Mays

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    ABSOLUTELY. ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! LIBERTY MUTUAL CAN HELP YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN
  5. Tyranidos

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    but billy

    i still need to pay shipping and handling
  6. Billy Mays

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  7. Vince Offer

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    HI ITS VINCE WITH DOUBLESLAP AND KARATE CHOP. YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A GREAT MOVE ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DELETING YOU TROUBLES AWAY WITH THESE MOVES.
  8. ThePatriot

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    but billy, you are the ghost now!
  9. Billy Mays

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    ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME.

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SUICIDE PUTTY.

    DO YOU SUCK

    EVER WONDER HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL

    WELL I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE MOVE TUTOR FOR FISSURE, AND WITH ONE EASY PAYMENT OF BLUE SHARDS (THAT I CAN TURN IN TO A SHIRT FOR MY COMMERCIALS) I CAN TEACH YOU THIS MOVE TO USE ON YOURSELF AND GET OUT OF MY MARKET ONCE AND FOR ALL.

    AND YES PATRIOT I AM THE GHOST THATS WHY I'M SELLING THESE PRODUCTS THEY ARE SO GOOD THERES NO WAY THEY CAN BE FROM THIS WORLD
  10. tape-type

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    oh my god this is an amazing thread

    i wish i could 5 stars it ;(

    Im donating 99,999 pokedollars
  11. Vince Offer

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    WATCH THIS. SEE THIS? THIS IS A GHOST TYPE. ITS BORING. STOP HAVING BORING GHOST TYPE. STOP HAVING A BORING AFTERLIFE.
  12. Billy Mays

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    HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE HANDY SWITCH. EVER WONDER WHAT WAS BEHIND THOSE POSTERS IN YOUR LOCAL GAME CORNER? WELL NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU CAN PUT A SWITCH WHERE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE. JUST ONE PRESS AND YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME RING, THE VERY CRIMINALS WHO PRODUCE SHAMWOW. BUT THATS OKAY THAT YOU SUPPORT THESE ROCKETS BECAUSE YOU KNOW GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF.
  13. Blightbringer

    Blightbringer The Butt Naked Wonder
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    whats so funny guys
  14. Billy Mays

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    NOT YOU. AT LEAST, WELL NOT ANYMORE
  15. Max Fightmaster

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    Uh Hi, I was wondering. My Might putty isn't pulling my tractor trailer. Can I have a refund?
  16. Billy Mays

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    OF COURSE YOU CANT MOVE THE TRACTOR TRAILER. IT IS STUCK ON A LAVACOOKIE.
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  18. Billy Mays

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    ZORBEEZ ABOSORBS 80% MORE HP THAN GIGADRAIN AND SHAMWOW COMBINED
  19. Vince Offer

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    HI IT'S VINCE WITH FORESIGHT THIS IS FOR THE BATTLE CASTLE, THE BATTLE TOWER. A REGULAR POKEMON DOESN'T WORK WITH GHOST TYPES, THIS WORKS WITH DARK TYPES AND GHOST TYPES NO OTHER MOVE IS GONNA DO THAT. IT ACTS LIKE A VACUUM WAVE, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND 20 HP ON LIFE ORB A TURN ANYWAY.
  20. Vince Offer

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    WELL MY DRAIN PUNCH ABSORBS MORE THAN ZORBEEZ
  21. Billy Mays

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    ARE YOU TRYING TO MUSCLE IN TO MY MARKET AGAIN. FIRST SHAMWOW, NOW FORESIGHT. I'M TELLING YOU THE SILPHSCOPE IS THE ONLY TOOL YOU'LL EVER NEED. YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN MOVESET FULL OF SUPPORT MOVES! DRAIN PUNCH? MORE LIKE LAME PUNCH. THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH.
  22. pointless

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    hey billy mays you did not answer my question

    please sell me a shamwow or i would like to speak with your manager
  23. Billy Mays

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    I DON'T SELL THE SHAMWOW, ONLY THE ZORBEEZ, THE MOST ABSORBENT MATERIAL I'VE EVER USED
  24. pointless

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    no that is a lie i saw you on television selling the shamwow

    [​IMG]

    see there you are

    now please stop lying and sell me the shamwow before i alert the authorities
  25. Billy Mays

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    DID I REALLY DO THAT

    THATS WHAT TOO MUCH COCAIN'LL DO YOU, I GUESS
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