1. Welcome to Smogon! Check out the Smogon Starters Hangout for everything you need to know about starting out in the community. Don't forget to introduce yourself in the Introduction and Hangout Thread, too!
  2. Welcome to Smogon Forums! Please take a minute to read the rules.

BILLY MAYS HERE

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Billy Mays, Oct 24, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. VKCA

    VKCA (Virtual Circus Kareoky Act)

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    3,669
    thank you for calling consumer relations, our hours are monday through friday, from 9 am to 5pm eastern. Our offices are closed at this time. (french)
  2. Billy Mays

    Billy Mays

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2009
    Messages:
    24
    YOU NEED TO CALL BACK DURING THEIR HOURS AND THEN PURCHASE THESE FABULOUS PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $19.95
  3. Diana

    Diana This isn't even my final form
    is a Pokemon Researcheris a Contributor Alumnus

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2008
    Messages:
    1,394
    Wow, there's two of them now.

    Hey Vince, the shamwow was a sham, I had to catch a Vaporeon to absorb the water.
  4. VKCA

    VKCA (Virtual Circus Kareoky Act)

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    3,669
    problem is vappy just "melts away into water"
    that would never happen with the sham wow!
  5. Billy Mays

    Billy Mays

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2009
    Messages:
    24
    ZORBEEZ ARE MADE OUT OF PURE 100% QUAGSIRE THEY CAN ABSORB ANYTHING COFFEE SODA EVEN RED WINE. THEY'LL EVEN ABSORB YOU SO ACT FAST
  6. Ivysaur

    Ivysaur

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2009
    Messages:
    327
    But Billy, I'm allergic to Quagsire!

    Can I get one made out of Lapras?
  7. The Koopinator

    The Koopinator

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2008
    Messages:
    43
    I remember one time I took my mewtwo to pokemon tower and it got scared of the ghosts.

    I thought to myself, "this game is bullshit"
  8. Billy Mays

    Billy Mays

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2009
    Messages:
    24
    NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S THREE LAPRAS ZORBEEZ, ALL FOR ONLY $19.95!
  9. Ivysaur

    Ivysaur

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2009
    Messages:
    327
    WELL HOT DOG

    I'LL CALL RIGHT AWAY
  10. LonelyNess

    LonelyNess PK FLASH
    is a Tournament Director Alumnusis a Forum Moderator Alumnusis a Tiering Contributor Alumnusis a Smogon Media Contributor Alumnusis a Battle Server Moderator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2007
    Messages:
    3,457
    This is a 5 star thread
  11. KnightoftheWind

    KnightoftheWind
    is a Past WCoP Winner

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    2,331
    Can I get a Poliwrath Shamwow? Sometimes I need liquid absorbers with some extra punch.
  12. Cathy

    Cathy

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2007
    Messages:
    1,061
    I just cleaned up this thread using the unparalleled absorbent abilities of the Zorbeez. Definitely worth the $19.95.
  13. Despotar

    Despotar

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,119
    XDD What a weird idea
  14. Umbreon Dan

    Umbreon Dan 〉λ=
    is a CAP Contributor Alumnus

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2008
    Messages:
    3,202
    :|

    not seeing the humour
  15. Mountain Dewgong

    Mountain Dewgong

    Joined:
    May 9, 2009
    Messages:
    1,778
    My thoughts exactly.
    All i see is thousands of sub par Tyranidos posts and caps spam.
  16. Deck Knight

    Deck Knight DK! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
    is a Forum Moderatoris a CAP Contributoris a Smogon Media Contributor
    Moderator

    Joined:
    May 27, 2005
    Messages:
    7,617
    I thought these were all billymills posts and ignored them entirely...
  17. Doctor Heartbreak

    Doctor Heartbreak

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2007
    Messages:
    374
    what are you faggots talking about, this thread is hilarious
  18. Mekkah

    Mekkah
    is a Super Moderatoris a Tutor Alumnusis a Site Staff Alumnusis a Smogon IRC SOp Alumnusis a CAP Contributor Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnusis a Smogon Media Contributor Alumnusis an Administrator Alumnus
    Super Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2005
    Messages:
    14,083
    bwhaahahahaha
  19. TEA_DEMON

    TEA_DEMON

    Joined:
    May 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,466
    CAN THIS PRODUCT EVEN ABSORB THE SEMEN I EJACULATED WHILE READING THIS THREAD?
  20. Witnessed

    Witnessed

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2009
    Messages:
    364
    You following me cameraguy?
  21. Broth3r

    Broth3r

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2008
    Messages:
    715
    I'd buy it, but i'm on the DEAD credit list.
  22. B-Lulz

    B-Lulz You ain't gotta love it 'cos the hood gone love it
    is a Battle Server Moderator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2008
    Messages:
    1,412
    These guys made me miss Billy Mays =(.

    Oh awesome thread btw.
  23. Zach

    Zach

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2009
    Messages:
    780
    nice thread
  24. cookie

    cookie Adominnustrata
    is a Super Moderatoris a Contributor to Smogonis a Smogon Media Contributor
    Soc. Forums Leader

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2005
    Messages:
    7,787
    5-fucking-starred
  25. Blue_Tornado

    Blue_Tornado

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2009
    Messages:
    3,358
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)