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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Billy Mays, Oct 24, 2009.

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  1. VKCA

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    thank you for calling consumer relations, our hours are monday through friday, from 9 am to 5pm eastern. Our offices are closed at this time. (french)
  2. Billy Mays

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    YOU NEED TO CALL BACK DURING THEIR HOURS AND THEN PURCHASE THESE FABULOUS PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $19.95
  3. Diana

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    Wow, there's two of them now.

    Hey Vince, the shamwow was a sham, I had to catch a Vaporeon to absorb the water.
  4. VKCA

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    problem is vappy just "melts away into water"
    that would never happen with the sham wow!
  5. Billy Mays

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    ZORBEEZ ARE MADE OUT OF PURE 100% QUAGSIRE THEY CAN ABSORB ANYTHING COFFEE SODA EVEN RED WINE. THEY'LL EVEN ABSORB YOU SO ACT FAST
  6. Ivysaur

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    But Billy, I'm allergic to Quagsire!

    Can I get one made out of Lapras?
  7. The Koopinator

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    I remember one time I took my mewtwo to pokemon tower and it got scared of the ghosts.

    I thought to myself, "this game is bullshit"
  8. Billy Mays

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    NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S THREE LAPRAS ZORBEEZ, ALL FOR ONLY $19.95!
  9. Ivysaur

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    WELL HOT DOG

    I'LL CALL RIGHT AWAY
  10. LonelyNess

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    This is a 5 star thread
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    Can I get a Poliwrath Shamwow? Sometimes I need liquid absorbers with some extra punch.
  12. Cathy

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    I just cleaned up this thread using the unparalleled absorbent abilities of the Zorbeez. Definitely worth the $19.95.
  13. Despotar

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    XDD What a weird idea
  14. Umbreon Dan

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    :|

    not seeing the humour
  15. Mountain Dewgong

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    My thoughts exactly.
    All i see is thousands of sub par Tyranidos posts and caps spam.
  16. Deck Knight

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    I thought these were all billymills posts and ignored them entirely...
  17. Doctor Heartbreak

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    what are you faggots talking about, this thread is hilarious
  18. Mekkah

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    bwhaahahahaha
  19. TEA_DEMON

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    CAN THIS PRODUCT EVEN ABSORB THE SEMEN I EJACULATED WHILE READING THIS THREAD?
  20. Witnessed

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    You following me cameraguy?
  21. Broth3r

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    I'd buy it, but i'm on the DEAD credit list.
  22. B-Lulz

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    These guys made me miss Billy Mays =(.

    Oh awesome thread btw.
  23. Zach

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    nice thread
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    5-fucking-starred
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