Birkal and Exclaimer in "Happy Little Accident"

[Iron Caliber]

It was the only Bob Ross quote I could think of.

STANDARD FLASH RULES

BIRKAL

Bob Ross | Bouffalant

Bob Ross | Bouffalant (M)

[Nature]

Adamant (+Atk | -SpA)
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[Type]

Normal
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[Abilities]

Reckless
Sap Sipper
Soundproof (✓)
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[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 55
S&W: 4 | 4
Total: 17
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[Tokens]

EC: N/A
AC: 5 | 5
MC: 1
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[Learned Moves]

[45 | 62]
Aerial Ace
Amnesia
Attract
Belch
Bulldoze
Confide
Cut
Double Team
Earthquake
Endeavor
Facade
Focus Energy
Frustration
Fury Attack
Giga Impact
Headbutt
Head Charge
Hidden Power [Ice]
Horn Attack
Iron Head
Leer
Megahorn
Mud-Slap
Mud Shot
Outrage
Payback
Poison Jab
Protect
Pursuit
Rage
Rain Dance
Rest
Revenge
Reversal
Rock Climb
Rock Slide
Scary Face
Skull Bash
Stomp
Substitute
Superpower
Swords Dance
Thrash
Wild Charge
Zen Headbutt​

EXCLAIMER

Boron (Steelix)

Onix [] [Steelix]
Types: Steel / Ground
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy / Sheer Force (✓)
Nature: Sassy (+Special Defense, -Speed, -Evasion)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 3
Def: 9
SpA: 2
SpD: 4 (+)
Spe: 26 (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 8
Base Rank Total: 22
EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5
Attacks:
Autotomize
Bind
Block
Curse
Dig
Dragon Breath
Dragon Tail
Earth Power
Earthquake
Explosion
Fire Fang
Flail
Gyro Ball
Harden
Heavy Slam
Ice Fang
Mud Sport
Protect
Rage
Rest
Rock Blast
Rock Polish
Rock Smash
Rock Throw
Rock Tomb
Rollout
Sandstorm
Screech
Slam
Sleep Talk
Smack Down
Stealth Rock
Substitute
Tackle
Taunt
Thunder Fang
Torment

Birkal item order
Exclaimer item order

 

[Birkal]

Bob Ross @ Heart Scale

Earthquake | Earthquake | Earthquake

 

[Exclaimer]

@ Exp Share

<Your hair is lovely.>

Torment -- Heavy Slam -- Heavy Slam

 

[Iron Caliber]

Heart Scale
5/3/1/3/55
HP: 100
EN: 100
Status: N/A
Boosts: None
vs.

Exp. Share
3/9/2/4/26
HP: 100
EN: 100
Status: N/A
Boosts: None

Who has the most magnificent cranium? What is even under that afro?

Boring Math

bouffalant used earthquake! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 9048 NO
it's super effective!
((10 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) = 8.25 damage to steelix

steelix used torment! -10 EN
bouffalant fell for the torment!

action 2

bouffalant used struggle! -5 EN
((5 + 4.5 - 12) * 1) = 1 damage to steelix
bouffalant was hurt by recoil! -1 HP

steelix used heavy slam! -9 EN
crit check =<625, 5383 NO
((12 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) = 15 damage to bouffalant

action 3

bouffalant used earthquake! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 6005 NO
it's super effective!
((10 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) = 8.25 damage to steelix

steelix used heavy slam! -13 EN
crit check =<625, 8425 NO
((12 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) = 15 damage to bouffalant

bouffalant: -31 HP, -19 EN
steelix: -18 HP, -32 EN

Heart Scale
5/3/1/3/55
HP: 69
EN: 81
Status: Tormented (3a)
Boosts: None
vs.

Exp. Share
3/9/2/4/26
HP: 82
EN: 68
Status: N/A
Boosts: None

Exclaimer
Birkal
REF TIME

 

[Exclaimer]

Earthquake -- Heavy Slam -- Earthquake

 

[Birkal]

Bulldoze | Superpower | Bulldoze

 

[Iron Caliber]

Heart Scale
5/3/1/3/55
HP: 69
EN: 81
Status: Tormented (3a)
Boosts: None
vs.

Exp. Share
3/9/2/4/26
HP: 82
EN: 68
Status: N/A
Boosts: None

Speed drops! My favorite!

Boring Math

action 1

bouffalant used bulldoze! -5 EN
crit check =<625, 8313 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) = 2.25 damage to steelix
steelix's SPEED fell! [-1]

steelix used earthquake! -6 EN
crit check =<625, 1318 NO
((10 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) = 13 damage to bouffalant

action 2

bouffalant used superpower! -8 EN
crit check =<625, 4882 NO
it's super effective!
((12 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) = 11.25 damage to steelix
bouffalant's ATTACK fell! [-1]
bouffalant's DEFENSE fell! [-1]

steelix used heavy slam! -9 EN
crit check =<625, 1829 NO
((12 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) + (0 - -1 * 2 ) = 17 damage to bouffalant

action 3

bouffalant used bulldoze! -5 EN
crit check =<625, 7009 NO
it's super effective!
((6 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) + (-1 - 0 * 2 ) = 1 damage to steelix
steelix's SPEED fell! [-2]

steelix used earthquake! -6 EN
crit check =<625, 8367 NO
((10 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) + (0 - -1 * 2 ) = 15 damage to bouffalant

bouffalant: -45 HP, -18 EN
steelix: -15 HP, -21 EN

Heart Scale
5/3/1/3/55
HP: 24
EN: 63
Status: N/A
Boosts: -1 Atk, -1 Def
vs.

Exp. Share
3/9/2/4/10
HP: 67
EN: 47
Status: N/A
Boosts: -2 Spe

Birkal
Exclaimer
REF TIME

 

[Birkal]

Earthquake | Earthquake | Cut

 

[Exclaimer]

Earthquake -- Earthquake + Earthquake

 

[Iron Caliber]

Heart Scale
5/3/1/3/55
HP: 24
EN: 63
Status: N/A
Boosts: -1 Atk, -1 Def
vs.

Exp. Share
3/9/2/4/10
HP: 67
EN: 47
Status: N/A
Boosts: -2 Spe

If you Heavy Slam a Bouffalant's afro hard enough, do you bounce back?

Boring Math

action 1

bouffalant used earthquake! -7 EN
crit check =<625, 3377 NO
it's super effective i guess
((10 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) + (-1 - 0 * 2 ) = 6.25 damage to steelix

steelix used earthquake! -10 EN
crit check =<625, 499 YES
critical hit!
((10 + 3 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) + (0 - -1 * 2 ) = 18 damage to bouffalant

action 2

bouffalant used earthquake! -11 EN
crit check =<625, 709 NO
it's super effective i guess
((10 + 7.5 - 12) * 1.5) + (-1 - 0 * 2 ) = 6.25 damage to steelix

steelix used Really Big Earthquake! -56 EN
crit check =<625, 7076 NO
((22.5 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1) + (0 - -1 * 2 ) = 27.5 damage to bouffalant
bouffalant fainted!

steelix fainted! (ENKO)

Heart Scale
5/3/1/3/55
HP: That's
EN: Sure
Status: Some
Boosts: Bullshit
vs.

Exp. Share
3/9/2/4/10
HP: Rest
EN: In
Status: Steel
Boosts: RIP

Birkal - 1 CC
Bob Ross - 3 MC / 3 KOC
Exclaimer - 1 CC
Boron - 4 MC / 1 KOC
Iron Caliber - 3 UC